Dozin' at the wheel

Mobsterswitch Doze, dependent rp blog. Late night dispatch for the Fuzz. ((Sorry if I don't write a starter. I'm somewhat nervous about engaging people.)) M!A: none, but accepting.

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after the holiday... looks like cake and street fighter themed soda... for breakfast...

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… aww man, look at all the pretty lights.

[universalcaptain]

Do you want to join the betting pool about when they’ll be stolen this year? 

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i’m not sure if i approve of taking them…. but i suppose the grinch was… is green and furry… where do i place my bet?

[universalcaptain]

Clover’s taking care of it this year, I believe. Don’t let him sweet-talk you into making any bet you don’t want, he tried to trick some of the others into betting against themselves before. 

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what if someone bets for themselves and… and end up taking the lights to get… the money..?

[universalcaptain]

Let’s be frank here, Doze, is that not expected in the Fuzz anyhow? 

[night2hift-blog]

it is… just feels a little unfair is all…

[universalcaptain]

Oh, naturally. But I’ve figured out very easy ways to stop that kind of nonsense. 

[night2hift-blog]

how exactly...? not that i would... figure out ways around it... or anything...

[night2hift-blog]

… aww man, look at all the pretty lights.

[universalcaptain]

Do you want to join the betting pool about when they’ll be stolen this year? 

[night2hift-blog]

i’m not sure if i approve of taking them…. but i suppose the grinch was… is green and furry… where do i place my bet?

[universalcaptain]

Clover’s taking care of it this year, I believe. Don’t let him sweet-talk you into making any bet you don’t want, he tried to trick some of the others into betting against themselves before. 

[night2hift-blog]

what if someone bets for themselves and… and end up taking the lights to get… the money..?

[universalcaptain]

Let’s be frank here, Doze, is that not expected in the Fuzz anyhow? 

[night2hift-blog]

it is... just feels a little unfair is all...

[night2hift-blog]

… aww man, look at all the pretty lights.

[universalcaptain]

Do you want to join the betting pool about when they’ll be stolen this year? 

[night2hift-blog]

i’m not sure if i approve of taking them…. but i suppose the grinch was… is green and furry… where do i place my bet?

[universalcaptain]

Clover’s taking care of it this year, I believe. Don’t let him sweet-talk you into making any bet you don’t want, he tried to trick some of the others into betting against themselves before. 

[night2hift-blog]

what if someone bets for themselves and... and end up taking the lights to get... the money..?

[night2hift-blog]

… aww man, look at all the pretty lights.

[universalcaptain]

Do you want to join the betting pool about when they’ll be stolen this year? 

[night2hift-blog]

i'm not sure if i approve of taking them.... but i suppose the grinch was... is green and furry... where do i place my bet?

[night2hift-blog]

… aww man, look at all the pretty lights.

[ask-scarlettrails-deactivated20]

Send a ◎ and a question and my muse must answer, even if it's a secret.

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why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

[biggaybunny]

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

[laropasucia]

Oh the fun you can have with network naming…

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[night2hift-blog]

April fools pranking with Doze

Required: 1. 150 wall screw hooks 2. 2 reels of fishing line 3. Plenty of hallways from about five inches off the ground screw in hooks exactly parallel from each other at every foot down the longest, or most used hallway. if you run out of screw hooks buy more. ... p.s. have fun at the police station office.

[srsfunny]

Just One More Chapter

[virgoassbitch]

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

Samantha and David were what was picked out for me but when I came out the named me Eileen cause my mom found out samantha was my dads ex girlfriends name from like middle school and she’s petty.

[should-be-sleeping]

My mother wanted to name me Storm. I was almost fucking Storm.

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

I was almost Esther, after my great grandmother.

Turned out I was born with a penis, so I got a boy’s name.

Only, I should have been an Esther, and oh gosh did they mess that one up big time.

Since they didn’t name me Esther, I named myself Samantha. I kept my great-grandmother’s middle name, though. So there’s that.

[asdcats]

My patents nearly named me Jade or Charlie (and even considerd Andy thank god that never happened). Before my dad decided I should me named Toni. (My mum didn’t really have much of a say in the matter)

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I would’ve been named Ethan if I was amab

[spongebob-autisticquestions]

If I were a girl, I was going to be named Hayley

[hegemonichearts-moved-deactivat]

When my mum was pregnant with me she was going through a HARDCORE buffy phase. I was named Willow when I was born, and if I had been born male I would have been named Xander.

When I first started transitioning I used Xander for about a year before deciding it was too unique for me, so I chose my own name and now it’s Matthew

[systembroadcasting]

For me and my sister both my mam wanted us named after gems And my sister’s middle name became Pearl

Turns out my sister is named after both our grandmothers and I got a first name out of thin air and my great great grammy’s middle name

My mam made a huuuuge fuss over me changing my name bc “i’m the only one that named you after her!!!!!1!!”

My name is William. My daughter’s first or middle name will probably be Eva.

[night2hift-blog]

Out of character for a second here.

My mom wanted to name me Tedriona. Some background: it’s tradition in my family to have the middle name of an animal and she wanted me to be Tedriona bear to have a teddy bear. So I’m glad I wasn’t named that. Mia Rene-Raven is much better. By the way, my dad wanted me to be Mia, but he spelt it wrong. The actress he wanted to name me after was Milla Jovovich, the girl from fifth element. They had an argument on how her name was spelt and dad won, but he was still wrong.

[supcomedy]

CJ Hernandez

[srsfunny]

My Room Needs This Epic Lamp

[night2hift-blog]

Hey!!! Hey hey heu hey hey! Happy birthday!! I bought you one a those cakes they have at the grocery store!!

oh! thank you… you really didn’t have to though… i hope you can please share it with me. i shouldn’t have an entire cake… to myself.

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OH! Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah!! We can do that! The lady at the store kept saying something about ‘what a sweet father’ for some reason and ‘congratulations’. No idea why though!!

[night2hift-blog]

… it’s the thought that counts… although i think you may have gotten… a baby shower cake. it’s like a birthday before birth… a negative number. come over when you… have the time…

[copperdozen-blog]

Really!? I just got one that was blue with a bear on it cause i really figured you woulda liked it. They had this big blue “2” candle for sale too!

[night2hift-blog]

a bear?.. of course i would like that... i love bears... and i'm glad you got me it. thank you...

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He doesn't even like you enough to get a real birthday cake. W o w

i don't mind... it's only the thought that counts... and... i can't argue with cake... =]

[night2hift-blog]

Hey!!! Hey hey heu hey hey! Happy birthday!! I bought you one a those cakes they have at the grocery store!!

oh! thank you… you really didn’t have to though… i hope you can please share it with me. i shouldn’t have an entire cake… to myself.

[copperdozen-blog]

OH! Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah!! We can do that! The lady at the store kept saying something about ‘what a sweet father’ for some reason and 'congratulations’. No idea why though!!

[night2hift-blog]

... it's the thought that counts... although i think you may have gotten... a baby shower cake. it's like a birthday before birth... a negative number. come over when you... have the time...

[night2hift-blog]

*a tiny blue birthday present suddenly appears on your chair!*

Goodness. He gasped, going about to tear into the wrappings immediately. Or as fast as Doze could physically bare to go.