Eggciting Antics of the uh... Egglectic... Eggs

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PizzamelonHatingCaptain

Not in my station.

Pizzafoiling

we’re not makin’ one again.

Why though? i don’t see what’d go wrong with this idea!

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UniversalSandwichDoubter

Eggs, you are my coworker and I respect you deeply.

You ate a grilled watermelon with pizza toppings, once.

that uh, i think that was biscuit’s idea. We should make one again though

[universalcaptain]

I grew up being waited on hand and foot and even I know what constitutes a sandwich. 

[copperdozen-blog]

i think it’s anything you put between two of another thing?

[universalcaptain]

Only if you want the culinary arts to become a nightmarish wasteland. 

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s’mores are sandwiches

[tastefullyoffensive]

The Sandwich Alignment Chart by Matttomic (full-size version)

[universalcaptain]

I grew up being waited on hand and foot and even I know what constitutes a sandwich. 

[copperdozen-blog]

i think it’s anything you put between two of another thing?

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WOAH. I remembered my password! and uhh.. have no idea what i uh came back to.

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Wow!!! Finally remembered my password. I thought i would've forgotten it forever!

[softangelprincess-deactivated20]

april fools prank idea: hand me kittens, tell me i can’t keep them, but in reality i actually can have them all.

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Geeze i keep falling in the station today, it's like my feet keep snagging!

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WOW! I keep tripping on everything in the station today, but i finally found the thing i wrote my password in!!

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@apaintedlady said: Oh! Well that’s because the watch’s face is the heaviest part, it’s bound to slide towards the ground and thus the wrong side of your wrist!

Ooooooooh yeah yeah. I’d think it’d slide to the bottom of my wrist instead of the back if that’s why though…

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Why do watches have to do that thing, and slide around on your wrist and go on the back??? Why that spot?

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I THINK this site might be trying to tell me something..

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Wouldn't a baby shower cake be like a fraction of a birthday though???

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Hey!!! Hey hey heu hey hey! Happy birthday!! I bought you one a those cakes they have at the grocery store!!

oh! thank you… you really didn’t have to though… i hope you can please share it with me. i shouldn’t have an entire cake… to myself.

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OH! Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah!! We can do that! The lady at the store kept saying something about ‘what a sweet father’ for some reason and ‘congratulations’. No idea why though!!

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… it’s the thought that counts… although i think you may have gotten… a baby shower cake. it’s like a birthday before birth… a negative number. come over when you… have the time…

[copperdozen-blog]

Really!? I just got one that was blue with a bear on it cause i really figured you woulda liked it. They had this big blue "2" candle for sale too!

[night2hift-blog]

Hey!!! Hey hey heu hey hey! Happy birthday!! I bought you one a those cakes they have at the grocery store!!

oh! thank you… you really didn’t have to though… i hope you can please share it with me. i shouldn’t have an entire cake… to myself.

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OH! Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah!! We can do that! The lady at the store kept saying something about 'what a sweet father' for some reason and 'congratulations'. No idea why though!!

[dem-deutschen-volke]

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