The Island of Nothing

Place for, as mentioned in the half-arse blog title, absolutely nothing. The occasion reboot, the odd post, whatever.

[nightcrawler-poet]

It's National Coming Out Day (in the US) so I just want to tell everyone that I'm coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I'm falling asleep And she's calling a cab While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag Now they're going to bed And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his chest Now, he takes off her dress Now, let me go I just can't look its killing me And taking control Jealousy, turning saints into the sea Swimming through sick lullabies Choking on your alibis But it's just the price I pay Destiny is calling me Open up my eager eyes Cause I'm Mr Brightside I'm coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I'm falling asleep And she's calling a cab While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag Now they're going to bed And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his chest Now, he takes off her dress Now, let me go 'Cause I just can't look its killing me And taking control Jealousy, turning saints into the sea Swimming through sick lullabies Choking on your alibi But it's just the price I pay Destiny is calling me Open up my eager eyes 'Cause I'm Mr Brightside I never I never I never I never

[nightcrawler-poet]

Yummy crisps and the small of raw vagina

[weloveshortvideos]

Baby gorilla chest pounds for the first time

[thebootydiaries]

nice

[lookinformylittlegirl]

Nice? Uhh, We’re seeing the same thing right? A woman that still dresses and behaves like they did 500 years ago?

[thebootydiaries]

am i reading this right? you have an ideology from 500 years ago?? thanks for saving me from my freedom to choose what i wear wow i owe you my life. 

im from a different time period when you’re the one with a daddy kink in 2016

[thebootydiaries]

homie deactivated literally within a few hours

[akkkakakak]

“dresses and behaves like they did 500 years ago” dead

[thebootydiaries]

he was right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[thebsdboys]

[deglacial-deactivated20181006]

i hate this so much but i kind of had to reblog it

[chlopainter]

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[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

[i-am-but-a-humble-frenchfry]

@nosetriangle for your project if you want

[feministcaptainkirk]

VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN

[zohbugg]

It’s spread to veterinary medicine too. We had so many clients that didn’t believe in vaccinating their dogs for anything beyond rabies and then were shocked when their dog got kennel cough at doggy day care. Like seriously?

[bobbymoynihans]

[mrsfallontimberlake-deactivated]

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

[shitpost-senpai]

ORGASM DAY IS PICCOLO DAY

[thingstolovefor]

Bernie from Brooklyn: A Conversation with Mark Ruffalo

I feel like this video is almost perfect for people undecided about Bernie. It shows how humble, practical, forward thinking he is.

This video is 5 MINUTES long… There’s no way its going to be heavily used for commercials (at least that I know of, at full length). It’s up to US to share all 5 minutes of it as much as we possibly can online! Please share it as much as possible and lets try to make this thing blow up in views. #Love it!

[guardian]

5 ways Prince reigned supreme

by Hot Chip’s Alexis Taylor and Joe Goddard 

Photo: Richard Melloul/Corbis.

He was every DJ’s best friend

There’s a track from the early 1980s called Cloreen Baconskin that’s 15 minutes long, and is basically just a jam session with him playing bass and putting on a strange voice. I played it when I was DJing in Brussels and people kept coming up and asking me what it was because the voice is so raw and the drumming is so amazingly simple.

Photo: Warner Brothers /Retna.

He took pop to brave new places

Prince was a pop musician – he never went off and made an unlistenable avant-garde record. But he could still do disorientating things in the studio. 

Photo: E. Aaron/Redferns

He was the ultimate rarities artist

Some stuff from the Parade era is great, such as Others Here With Us, a bizarre and frightening song. Movie Star, which came out on the Crystal Ball compilation, is another favorite – it’s a witty send-up of a successful person in the mid-80s who does loads of drugs and attends all the premieres.

Photo: Brian Rasic/Rex Features.

He was one of the great showmen

When it comes to playing live, Prince was just so confident in his ability. He teased the crowd with segues between popular songs, covers and extended versions, and was quite happy to play slow jams for half an hour if that’s what he felt like. 

Photo: Allstar/Warner Brothers.

He is a lifelong inspiration

It’s mainly the actual groove – the way melodic and rhythmic patterns interlock together – that we take from him. But sometimes he’s influenced me directly. The song Hittin’ Skittles was about someone I knew.

Prince died on Thursday at age 57. Share your reactions and memories with the Guardian. 

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[nightcrawler-poet]

Sometimes I go through the #superwholock tag just to remind myself I want this world to burn.

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[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[heyothereinternet]

oh my god it is the legendary moon moon post

[jaidefinichongg]

[jaidefinichongg]

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[01101010-01100100]

*person falls, in a loud destructive manner*

voice off camera: Hey, Ron.

fallen person: Hey, Billy!

[zainabs-deactivated20160710]

LMFAO his face says it all 😩😂

[polishmexican]

YES! Someone jumped on it on making these! Bahahaha!