Back On My Bullshit

New Month, New Hyperfixation

[cheldessin]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!

for real this time (click to see full quality of the Gang TT)

[starcre8tor]

digital circus on the brain and tenna is already in there.... uhm..i can explain... ;;;;

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why r apps asking for pin codes u r NOT that important

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"2 step verification" i can delete u in 5 seconds

[ducissatenebrarum]

[literamour]

@unhelpfultarot a snack for you. Which would you eat first?

[unhelpfultarot]

I would start with Temperance, to gain the power of combining several different opposing ingredients into a balanced meal.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

who on earth is out there waking up early to get shit done??? the purpose of waking up early is to have QUIET TIME LOUNGING IN BED before the world gets LOUD & ANNOYING AS FUCK

[dear-ao3]

[bnushtird]

Original post by @/Min_tramcam on X/Twitter

[blahbeau]

shes ultron

[reptile-ruler]

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

[reptile-ruler]

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

[harpieisthecarpie]

we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze

[reptile-ruler]

the only fun addition to this post

[msmimundo]

Girl that's literally Perry the platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[cottoncandylesbo]

i cant watch gay porn anymore i cant figure out who's the good guy and who's the bad guy

[rabbitmotifs]

[valtsv]

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

[valtsv]

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

[girlrust]

more sillies

[wumbsie]

hard launching my love for grocky

[he-safest-place]

Headcanon: Eridians don’t court/date. They see someone they like and gift them a nice rock. If the recipient accepts then they’re married, if not then the gifter moves on with a broken heart.

This happens with Rocky and Grace.

Rocky, upon arriving at Erid and after setting up the bio-dome, gifts Grace with a nice ass rock. Grace accepts because ‘cool space rock’ and Rocky’s been too nervous and excited to marry Grace that he forgot to tell the human about Erid customs.

[localcalico]

Some things never change

[localcalico]

Running out of time

[howling-wizard2]

who am I to not heed to the siren allure of a reverse!au