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they don't really use pet names when they're around other people but their teammates learn very quickly that there is ilya (positive) and ilya (negative) and rozanov (fuck yeah that was fucking gorgeous) and rozanov (if you do not shut the fuck up immediately i swear to fucking good) and shane (adoring) and shane (sad) and hollander (that's how you fucking do it!) and hollander (sit your fucking ass down or we will have a problem) and these distinctions are way more important to keep track of than the five times a month hollander calls cap "baby" and cap's face goes all sappy
Trying not to think about Shane and Ilya fucking, Ilya deep deep deep inside Shane and it’s been a dizzying amount of time, Shane’s cum once between them already, wet slick and messy between their tummies but he’s aching hard and wanting again cock throbbing full.
Ilya is so fucking close, shanes on his his back, legs parted open for all of Ilya to fit inbetween them, bent up and back knees scooped up by Ilya’s strong arms, pinning the tops of his thighs to the bed, feet shaking with every plowing thrust. Shane’s nails are all over Ilya’s back, neck, up in his hair and he’s so fucking tight and responsive and pretty on Ilya’s cock, wet and taking him so fucking well, titling his hips up up into Ilya driving thrusts like he needs to make sure he’s getting every possible inch of him.
Ilya is going to cum- Shane’s licking up his throat and scraping his teeth and Ilya grips him tighter fucks him harder till he can feel the bed jolting with the full force of it and “fuck sweetheart m’gonna cum” Ilya pants out, his pace punishing, the sound of their skin fucking loud and wet and filthy of how Ilya fits himself into Shane over and over and Shane is nodding, nodding, his hand tangles in Ilya’s curls and he pulls, pulls twists his grip.
“Fuck baby it’s so good so fucking good oh my god” Shane slurs out and then “please” and Ilya is coming, his dick pulses and his whole fucking pelvis aches and his balls throb and the entire universe is twisted pulled into the animalistic need to rut into the hot wet goodgoodgood shaneshaneshane so fucking good as he comes apart, shooting thick and heavy from his dick into Shane, still with his cock pushes as deep as he can get it and his hearing his fuzzing and he’s panting and cuming and cuming
but then Shane’s nails are frantic down his back and chest, squirming under Ilya and he’s whining, a sad sound and Ilya head snaps down, worried he’d ducked in too hard but then he can hear Shane’s word and Shane’s riding his hole down onto Ilya’s oversensitive still pulsing cock and he’s whining “no no no no Ilya I’m so close I’m so close please don’t stop don’t stop you can’t” and Ilya fucks his hips forward without thinking, desperate always to give Shane what he needs and his body burns with it, he’s so fucking sensitive, at the very end of his orgasm still, but Shane is nodding and mewing happily and saying “yes yes please fuck me. Don’t stop Ilya I wanna come again please I wanna-“ and his voice is so pretty and needy and desperate and Ilya needs to give it to Shane, anything he asks and Ilya is fucking him hard and deep and colours are fucking exploding behind his eyelids and heat icey cold burn is twisting in his gut and it’s so fucking much he’s so sensitive and it hurts, Shane a hot vice grip around his cock and fuck he’s going to die maybe.
But Shane is pulling him in and down and closer and moaning and saying “yes yes yes yes thank you oh fuck” all whiny and pretty under his breath and “don’t stop don’t stop just a bit more please Ilya please” and Ilya couldn’t stop if he wanted to, not when his Shane needs him like this, begs him like this, goes so pretty and stupid and desperate on his cock like this, how can Ilya not give him what he needs. He isn’t cruel. Ilya’s shoulders start to shake with the overstimulation and his stomach is jumping tensing and he’s whining growling low wet in the back of his throat and how is he still so fucking hard and he just came but fuck he might cum again somehow?
And it hurts but it’s so fucking good and he turns his face into Shane’s neck, shoulder, bites hard into muscle as he fucks Shane and fucks Shane and fucks Shane. Shane comes with a desperate choked off whine, head thrown back and an aching sound, nails tearing at Ilya’s back and he’s half sobbing out “yes yes and thank you thank you thank you” and somehow, Ilya cums again, with a shocked grunt, how whole big frame shuddering and shaking and he drops on top of Shane with a jumble of Russian that curses and praises Shane perfect hole, his perfect little succubus, his fucking devil and Ilya might actually be dead. His head heavy between Shane’s pecks and his heartbeat is in his fucking head and whole body and he’s shaking against Shane and he can feels Shane’s heart hammering under his cheek. And then Shane’s finger tips feather light running up and down Ilya’s back in twitchy sleepy touches. It makes Ilya smile the fuck drunk touches of spaced out Shane trying to comfort Ilya, even when he’s all fuzzy from his own orgasm. and everytime Shane clenches a little around him Ilya grunts like he’s taking a punch he’s so sensitive he feels insane, his hands are shaking and maybe a bit numb where they start to rub up and down Shane’s sides.
“That was- fuck” Ilya pants into Shane’s chest and Shane is still foggy with orgasm, still in that blissed quiet daze he finds just after he’s cum for Ilya but Ilya feels him nod and shiver and hum as his hand slides up trembly to cup Ilya’s cheek and Ilya feels his full body shiver around his hot aching too sensitive cock and he has to grip Shane’s hip hard in his hand, too sensitive to even think about pulling out yet. But he can feel where he’s leaking out of Shane and once he’s back in his body again and Shane is too, he wants to pull out to see his mess and play with it and tell Shane he made him fill him twice so fast like that- tell Shane he’s never fucking done that in his life, cum so close together and show Shane the cum on his fingers and maybe make him lick some off Ilya’s fingers after he’s rubbed it all over his hole. For now, Ilya drags his head up to find his Shane who is getting squirmy underneath him, and press their mouths together, soft wet open mouthed kiss.
“Perfect fucking horny devil” Ilya coos, feels Shane’s smile and it makes Ilya want to fuck him again somehow and he bites at Shane’s chin and lips and kisses and kisses him again and whispers to Shane how good he made him feel and how gorgeous he is and feels Shane come back to him in deep breaths.
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Trying not to think about Shane and Ilya fucking, Ilya deep deep deep inside Shane and it’s been a dizzying amount of time, Shane’s cum once between them already, wet slick and messy between their tummies but he’s aching hard and wanting again cock throbbing full.
Ilya is so fucking close, shanes on his his back, legs parted open for all of Ilya to fit inbetween them, bent up and back knees scooped up by Ilya’s strong arms, pinning the tops of his thighs to the bed, feet shaking with every plowing thrust. Shane’s nails are all over Ilya’s back, neck, up in his hair and he’s so fucking tight and responsive and pretty on Ilya’s cock, wet and taking him so fucking well, titling his hips up up into Ilya driving thrusts like he needs to make sure he’s getting every possible inch of him.
Ilya is going to cum- Shane’s licking up his throat and scraping his teeth and Ilya grips him tighter fucks him harder till he can feel the bed jolting with the full force of it and “fuck sweetheart m’gonna cum” Ilya pants out, his pace punishing, the sound of their skin fucking loud and wet and filthy of how Ilya fits himself into Shane over and over and Shane is nodding, nodding, his hand tangles in Ilya’s curls and he pulls, pulls twists his grip.
“Fuck baby it’s so good so fucking good oh my god” Shane slurs out and then “please” and Ilya is coming, his dick pulses and his whole fucking pelvis aches and his balls throb and the entire universe is twisted pulled into the animalistic need to rut into the hot wet goodgoodgood shaneshaneshane so fucking good as he comes apart, shooting thick and heavy from his dick into Shane, still with his cock pushes as deep as he can get it and his hearing his fuzzing and he’s panting and cuming and cuming
but then Shane’s nails are frantic down his back and chest, squirming under Ilya and he’s whining, a sad sound and Ilya head snaps down, worried he’d ducked in too hard but then he can hear Shane’s word and Shane’s riding his hole down onto Ilya’s oversensitive still pulsing cock and he’s whining “no no no no Ilya I’m so close I’m so close please don’t stop don’t stop you can’t” and Ilya fucks his hips forward without thinking, desperate always to give Shane what he needs and his body burns with it, he’s so fucking sensitive, at the very end of his orgasm still, but Shane is nodding and mewing happily and saying “yes yes please fuck me. Don’t stop Ilya I wanna come again please I wanna-“ and his voice is so pretty and needy and desperate and Ilya needs to give it to Shane, anything he asks and Ilya is fucking him hard and deep and colours are fucking exploding behind his eyelids and heat icey cold burn is twisting in his gut and it’s so fucking much he’s so sensitive and it hurts, Shane a hot vice grip around his cock and fuck he’s going to die maybe.
But Shane is pulling him in and down and closer and moaning and saying “yes yes yes yes thank you oh fuck” all whiny and pretty under his breath and “don’t stop don’t stop just a bit more please Ilya please” and Ilya couldn’t stop if he wanted to, not when his Shane needs him like this, begs him like this, goes so pretty and stupid and desperate on his cock like this, how can Ilya not give him what he needs. He isn’t cruel. Ilya’s shoulders start to shake with the overstimulation and his stomach is jumping tensing and he’s whining growling low wet in the back of his throat and how is he still so fucking hard and he just came but fuck he might cum again somehow?
And it hurts but it’s so fucking good and he turns his face into Shane’s neck, shoulder, bites hard into muscle as he fucks Shane and fucks Shane and fucks Shane. Shane comes with a desperate choked off whine, head thrown back and an aching sound, nails tearing at Ilya’s back and he’s half sobbing out “yes yes and thank you thank you thank you” and somehow, Ilya cums again, with a shocked grunt, how whole big frame shuddering and shaking and he drops on top of Shane with a jumble of Russian that curses and praises Shane perfect hole, his perfect little succubus, his fucking devil and Ilya might actually be dead. His head heavy between Shane’s pecks and his heartbeat is in his fucking head and whole body and he’s shaking against Shane and he can feels Shane’s heart hammering under his cheek. And then Shane’s finger tips feather light running up and down Ilya’s back in twitchy sleepy touches. It makes Ilya smile the fuck drunk touches of spaced out Shane trying to comfort Ilya, even when he’s all fuzzy from his own orgasm. and everytime Shane clenches a little around him Ilya grunts like he’s taking a punch he’s so sensitive he feels insane, his hands are shaking and maybe a bit numb where they start to rub up and down Shane’s sides.
“That was- fuck” Ilya pants into Shane’s chest and Shane is still foggy with orgasm, still in that blissed quiet daze he finds just after he’s cum for Ilya but Ilya feels him nod and shiver and hum as his hand slides up trembly to cup Ilya’s cheek and Ilya feels his full body shiver around his hot aching too sensitive cock and he has to grip Shane’s hip hard in his hand, too sensitive to even think about pulling out yet. But he can feel where he’s leaking out of Shane and once he’s back in his body again and Shane is too, he wants to pull out to see his mess and play with it and tell Shane he made him fill him twice so fast like that- tell Shane he’s never fucking done that in his life, cum so close together and show Shane the cum on his fingers and maybe make him lick some off Ilya’s fingers after he’s rubbed it all over his hole. For now, Ilya drags his head up to find his Shane who is getting squirmy underneath him, and press their mouths together, soft wet open mouthed kiss.
“Perfect fucking horny devil” Ilya coos, feels Shane’s smile and it makes Ilya want to fuck him again somehow and he bites at Shane’s chin and lips and kisses and kisses him again and whispers to Shane how good he made him feel and how gorgeous he is and feels Shane come back to him in deep breaths.
thinking about the fact that hollanov have known each other for almost 18 years and have been canonically married for 5
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I feel like Ilya would definitely get some “ball and chain” type of comments regarding Shane and at one point he ends up in a group of guys who start ragging on him when he's thinking about heading out early, calling him whipped, joking about Shane having him on a tight leash, and Ilya ends up just saying, genuinely confused, “do you guys not like your wives?” There’s complete silence for a second before Ilya continues, “maybe you should give them the chance to find someone who actually enjoys spending time with them." And then he goes home to his husband, who also happens to be his favourite person in the world.
I think one of Shane’s comfort shows would be corner gas, and to convince Ilya to watch it he would show him the hockey episode followed by the curling episode then start the show from the beginning.
two random dog-related head canons about ilya rozanov that have taken over my brain:
1. ilya had a stuffed dog he named mushka that his babushka made him that was his childhood comfort object. his father made him throw it away when he was 8 because “he wasn’t a baby anymore” and needed to grow up. after his mother died Ilya went through her drawers to grab whatever he could before his father's inevitable purge and found her necklace and his stuffed dog, which she had rescued from the trash years before. he hid her for years: from his father and brother, bar hook-ups, friends, etc. she stayed buried deep in the back of his closet until shane finds it, asks ilya about it, and listens and holds him as he gets emotional talking about mushka and his mother. with ilya's permission, shane cleans mushka and then practically insists that she gets a spot of honor on their bed. at this point ilya would rather cuddle shane or anya (or both at the same time!) but he feels completely safe when he's with all three.
2. shane's decor style is clean and modern. ilya is happy to go with whatever shane wants, but he prefers cozy, personal home and he has a bit of a kitschy streak. (FRIENDS reference ahead!) like he'd be the one grabbing the mermaid lamp from mr heckle's apartments and shane would be the one trying to get rid of it at any cost. one day ilya brings home a giant painted portrait of anya, but it's one of those anthropomorphic ones where it's her head but on the body of a medieval noblewoman or something. shane balks, but ilya is so proud of it and wants to show it off and insists that they hang it above the fireplace because that's our daughter, shane, are you ashamed of our daughter?
Read a fic once where Shane mentioned his parents dancing to harvest moon whenever it came on and now it’s my wedding/first dance song for them in my mind palace
On the rare occasion he does have them, Shane eats Skittles and M&Ms from his least favourite flavour/colour to his most favourite. Or otherwise, he'll systematically eat them until there's exactly the same number of each colour and THEN he'll eat one of each colour (from least favourite to most favourite), so each colour is mostly equal until right at the very end. Ilya finds this fascinating and hilarious and so charming.