american nightmare.

cody.

[nightmarecody]

couldn’t make it to war games, too busy building a lego millennium falcon 👍

[jackwhorence]

cannot stand your nerd ass.

[nightmarecody]

it’s rude to lie on main

[nightmarecody]

couldn’t make it to war games, too busy building a lego millennium falcon 👍

[nightmarecody]

about ready to go make baby number two at this point

[twistedabliss]

Do it then. I don’t need to work anymore anyway.

[nightmarecody]

Alright, let’s go. Don’t make plans for the rest of the day.

[nightmarecody]

couldn’t make it to war games, too busy building a lego millennium falcon 👍

[nightmarecody]

about ready to go make baby number two at this point

[nightmarecody]

couldn’t make it to war games, too busy building a lego millennium falcon 👍

[nightmarecody]

you stole my heart when you jumped off the top of the cage. a true cody move.

[nightmarecody]

couldn’t make it to war games, too busy building a lego millennium falcon 👍

[twistedabliss]

And I was busy watching you 🥰

[nightmarecody]

i almost didn’t get it done because you were a big distraction

[nightmarecody]

couldn’t make it to war games, too busy building a lego millennium falcon 👍

[usoxjimmy]

Missed you 😔

[nightmarecody]

i thought about you all night

[nightmarecody]

couldn’t make it to war games, too busy building a lego millennium falcon 👍

[nightmarecody]

thank you to everyone who has been on this journey with me whether it was from the start or you joined along the way. so many things to say, too many emotions but… we did it.

[nikkiknowsthings-archived7112024]

anyone can set a man on fire if they try hard enough

[nightmarecody]

i set myself on fire once so you're not wrong

[princedevitt]

[nightmarecody]

mama rhodes about to endgame ol’ dwayne. she don’t fuck around.

[nightmarecody]

i bet he goes into hiding now. he can't handle the both of you.

[nightmarecody]

mama rhodes about to endgame ol’ dwayne. she don’t fuck around.

[twistedabliss]

She really is though. Mama Rhodes is one scary lady

[nightmarecody]

he should be scared of her

[nightmarecody]

mama rhodes about to endgame ol’ dwayne. she don’t fuck around.

[nightmarecody]

She’s a lot more trouble than me. About 10x more than me so good luck to everyone who crosses her path.

[nightmarecody]

mama rhodes about to endgame ol’ dwayne. she don’t fuck around.

[thechiefreigns]

Cole tellin’ Dusty’s son he’s a coward who won’t go after my title again

I should slip him a couple bucks for that on Friday.

[nightmarecody]

Alexa, play ‘Obsessed’ by Mariah Carey.

[vxcalhubris]

Cody damn near folded himself like origami in that Cody Cutter 😭

[nightmarecody]

Just call me the human origami master.

[heeleryuta]

your totally sober newly crowned undisputed wwe tag team champs +bonus