Looks are quite deceiving

🌙Dreamman (OC) affiliated with Stella City🌙 Moonpie Motel #37 🌙

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Maximum effort!!

“...Ew.”

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"Four or five moments. That's all it takes to become a hero."

“Oh, I can beat that.  Give me two moments and I can become a villain.”

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Deadpool (2016) Sentence Starters

"Shit... did I leave the stove on?"

"You're my hero!"

"No, no, no, THAT I ain't."

"I had another Liam Neeson nightmare."

"You know, they made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."

"What the SHIT?"

"I'm gonna wait out here, okay?"

"Fake laughter. Hiding real pain."

"I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s."

"Yeah, technically, this is murder."

"Love is blind, ____."

"This shit's gonna have nuts in it."

"You're a lovely lady/man, but I'm saving myself for ____."

"That's why I brought him/her."

"Do you like what you see?"

"Your face is the stuff of nightmares."

"Like a testicle with teeth."

"You will die alone."

"You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado."

"So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door?"

"Think of it like spring cleaning."

"Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."

"Finish fucking her the fuck up."

"Language, please."

"Suck a cock!"

"I'd go with you, but... I don't want to."

"If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

"Maximum effort."

"I'd say that you sound like an infomercial. But not a good one, like Slap Chop, more Shake Weight-y."

"Do you want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II."

"Listen ___, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much."

"Wanna get fucked up?"

"Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?"

"Fuck me!"

"I don't have time for your goody two-shoes bullshit right now!"

"Why such a douche this morning?"

"Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up."

"Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo."

"Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you."

"You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!"

"That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long."

"You're really gonna fuck this up for me?"

"You've got something in your teeth."

"Do you have an off switch?"

"We have everything we need now."

"I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window."

"Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"

"That was not mean! I'm proud of you!"

"I'm gonna need all the guns."

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

"Seltzer water and lemon for blood."

"It reeks like old lady pants in here."

"Your crazy matches my crazy. Big time."

"Four or five moments. That's all it takes to become a hero."

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humanitysbeauty:

✝ : “i am aware of pizza rolls… so, it is those, but the dough part is made out of chicken… that sounds extremely unhealthy. – wait, you cannot even eat them. then what does it matter?”

“...You want to make a bet?  Get me the nuggets.”

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🎁

🎁 - making gifts

“Data: not found.”

“Just kidding.  I got jokes.  But...I’m decent at sewing and quilting.  So, I’d say I’m good.  Who doesn’t like blankets?”

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😠

😠 - managing with their temper

“I guess it’s managed pretty well...I don’t exactly like yelling and I don’t have a history of getting angry.  I do best at getting revenge.”  Cough.  “What was that?”

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✝ : “i do not even know what a pizza nugget is.” 

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“Oh!  Oh they’re these really great pizza roll things but....It’s chicken!  Chicken pizza nuggets, they’re great.”  Then he remembered, he can’t eat them.

“I am damned to a life of not being able to enjoy human delicacies.”

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“Hi Mom.”

✝ : “i don’t recall adopting yet another robot, but. if that is what you prefer to call me, so be it.” 

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“HEY, MOM, WE’RE OUT OF PIZZA NUGGETS.”

[rp-starters-ask-box-fillers]

Ask muse how good they are at..

💋 - kissing 👼 - babysitting 🍛 - cooking 💃 - dancing 🎭 - acting/performing arts 🍻 - tolerating alcohol 😠 - managing with their temper 📝- planning and following their plan 🎤- singing 🙊 - keeping secrets 🌷- taking care of plants/pets 😈 - manipulating with others 🏊 - swimming 😂 - telling jokes 📰 - keeping track of world news 📚 - worlds history knowledge ⌚- keeping track of time 💪 - staying fit 😏 - lying 🚗 - driving a car 👗 - dressing with style 🔮 - magic 🔪 - melee weapons 🔫 - ranged weapons 💞 - expressing their feelings 😓 - acknowledging mistakes 🎺 - playing an instrument 🎁 - making gifts ✊ - keeping promises

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Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged {Sentence Starters}

"Hey, that's that funny guy that says the funny things!"

"What? It's just as ridiculous as the crap that comes out of you."

"O...kay, where the hell is that music coming from?"

"I'm the serious one with the voice that makes the fangirls swoon."

"Please tell me you're not going to sing."

"I hate you so much that I can barely take it. In fact, I want to go on hating you for the rest of my life."

"Imagine we were both dueling while riding a motorcycle. How would you describe that situation?"

"By the way, have you ever seen Labyrinth?"

"CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!"

"I'm the cute, hyperactive one that people want to choke in his sleep!"

"My voice gives me super strength!"

"this time I'm really gonna beat ya, and there's nothing you ca do about it!"

"Screw the rules, I have money!"

"Look, I'll pay you any amount of money right now if you don't sing!"

"You sound nervous. Is it the accent?"

"It's a good thing I'm ____, or that might've actually hurt me."

"These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark."

"Who is going to take care of her when you're gone?"

"I don't believe you!"

"ALL OF THE HOMO!"

"Try speaking American, it's the only language I understand."

"Bullying is just wrong. Destroying people's brains with magical powers is a-okay!"

"How can this be? Why would you do this?"

"Your mother plays card games in hell!"

"OH MY GOD, A GIANT ROCK!"

"Wait, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?"

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humanitysbeauty:

✝ : in his defense, anything that was thrown on the floor could be considered garbage. what if he was littering? it was basically his job to point those things out. he didn’t even know what it was, to be quite honest. 

“kukuku, you wouldn’t be incorrect. perhaps i’m not so obsessed with you, but rather extending my knowledge of humanity further by prying and analyzing people’s thoughts and interests. working here is like a two in one deal. every person is interesting, and that would include you.” 

“...Uh.”  Dreamman started, but he didn’t even know where to begin.  This guy was starting to freak him out just a bit.  “Do you just want my harddrive or something?”  He asked, in some hope that would get him to back off a bit, “I think the only thing you’ll find on there is cat videos though...”

“Wow, for someone who’s seemingly obsessed with humanity, or some shit, you can’t tell a robot from a human, huh?”

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humanitysbeauty:

✝ : oh. he seemed like the difficult type. korekiyo never did bode well with those type, but it still wouldn’t stop him from sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong. i mean, that’s practically his job now. 

eyes scanned over the books that were sprawled out, taking note of the titles and subjects. a lot of them had to do with robotics and engineering of sorts. his eyes then moved down to the piece of paper on the floor, a finger very lazily pointing at it. 

“theorizing, hm? about what, exactly? you are allowed to read, it is a library after all, but you are here often. also, can you please pick up your garbage?”

Once the blue paper was brought into question, he quickly grabbed it off the floor and shoved it in a folder.  Glaring at the other harshly when it was called garbage.

The robot almost went with the childish, ‘takes trash to know trash’ retort, but, he realized he wasn’t at home with his siblings and had to bite his tongue

“If I knew any better, I’d say you were obsessed with me.  Why do you want to know so much?”  He decided to answer the librarian’s question with another question.  “It’s not like there’s anything.....interesting about me.”

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humanitysbeauty:

✝ : of course the conversation wasn’t going to end there. korekiyo would invite himself to sit down across from the strange man, hands folding on the cluttered table. 

“you seemed quite distressed. what exactly is it that you’re researching. i am an anthropologist, you see, i might be able to offer some insight depending on the topic.” 

Actually disgusting.  Dreamman felt himself figuratively dying and tugged at his his collar a bit to allow for a bit of airflow.

“Me?  Distressed, please!”  He practically laughed at the thought.  “But nothing in particular...Actually theorizing.”  The assortment of books on the table were mostly by Isaac Asimov, or Asimov inspired.  Oddly specific.

“Is a guy not allowed to read?”  Dreamman jested, before glancing to the floor and a certain blue sheet he was trying to find finally caught his eye.  Now...If only he could swiftly grab it without looking suspicious.

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humanitysbeauty:

✝ : being a librarian was great! he gets to observe people all day while also getting paid for it, and it even gives him an excuse to confront people! it’s all around a great job choice. today’s victim was a very… strangely dressed fellow who has been a reoccurring customer. each day he came into work, he would be there, muttering to himself. that could be considered an inconvenience to the other people in this library! or at least that’s his excuse to walk up to the mess of a table to further investigate what’s going on here. that curiosity of his will never be quenched. 

a bandaged hand settled on the table, a silent way to get the other’s attention as he offered a hollow smile through his mask. 

“my, you’re here quite a lot, aren’t you? do you need help with anything?”

Ugh.  Confrontation, one of Dreamman’s worst enemies.  He internally sighed as he slowly glanced up, as if sizing the other up.  Dreamman just shook his head.

“Err...Yeah, I’m fine.  Just studying and researching is all.”   It was painful for him to even explain himself, but he knew the conversation wouldn’t end there.  So he’d just have to bite the bullet.

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@humanitysbeauty

It seemed like Dreamman had lost track of time, and was scrambling to organize his files he had spread out.  He’d been in the library practically all day, without any breaks or anything.  A bit concerning to any passerby.

“All I need to do is...--??”  He spoke quietly before pausing and made a confused grunt when he realized a draft must’ve caught one of his documents.  “My blueprints..?!”

He really didn’t want to draw attention to himself, and he already felt like he was getting looks from the librarian for wearing pajamas in public.  The last thing he needed was a whole segment of someone finding out he’s a robot because...He’s not exactly sure how his kind bode around these parts.

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Dreamman wasn’t one for conspiracy theories, but this was just downright strange to him.  Waking up in some random hotel room, and now he’s in an unfamiliar city scape.  He grumbled as he made his way out the door, trying to come up with what sort of experience this was supposed to be.

“If I hope to keep my processor from overheating in trying to figure something out, I’m going to chalk this up as punishment…The old woman has put me in some sort of indefinite simulation to keep me in check.  I knew installing a spring-loaded eject in her bed would get me in trouble.”  He grumbled, carrying a conversation to himself, “Which was not a prank…Mostly.  I’m not a polysomnography bot for nothing!”  If there was one thing Cal needed to do, it was to tone it down.  His musings were getting a bit loud.

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Dreamman wasn’t one for conspiracy theories, but this was just downright strange to him.  Waking up in some random hotel room, and now he’s in an unfamiliar city scape.  He grumbled as he made his way out the door, trying to come up with what sort of experience this was supposed to be.

“If I hope to keep my processor from overheating in trying to figure something out, I’m going to chalk this up as punishment...The old woman has put me in some sort of indefinite simulation to keep me in check.  I knew installing a spring-loaded eject in her bed would get me in trouble.”  He grumbled, carrying a conversation to himself, “Which was not a prank...Mostly.  I’m not a polysomnography bot for nothing!”  If there was one thing Cal needed to do, it was to tone it down.  His musings were getting a bit loud.