Snark Shadows

My name is Aleph Null. My liveblog is beginning. A liveblog that I hope will open the doors of life to me, and link my past with my future. A liveblog that will bring me to the edge of the internet, high atop Tumblr Hill, a liveblog called Snark Shadows, a show I've never known, with characters I've never met, episodes which tonight are still only shadows in my mind, but who will soon fill the days and nights of my tomorrows.

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so the new animal crossing is out and i felt you would all like this

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roger you’re the farthest thing from valid

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#‘Im a Man(TM) so anything that implies im not Strong & In Control i view as an insult’ via @sights9

congratulations! you broke roger collins down to his bare essentials!

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👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

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dear lord dr reeves is a walrus in a human suit

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roger you’re the farthest thing from valid

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i’d say the proper term is “disabled person” but it wouldn’t make what roger’s getting at any less gross

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i’m revoking roger’s speaking privileges

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not gonna lie i missed doing this. i’ll do a thoughts post tomorrow, and try to get at least two episodes done between my art for inktober

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liz immediately knows that roger is gonna do some dumbfuckery

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we have our heroes and roger all caught up with the audience now

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when you’re trying to hide the furry porn visual novel you bought on steam

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to paraphrase john mulaney: if you are an adult woman who sees no problems with your father you are a crazy person

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i have a country named after me

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WOW WOULDN’T THAT BE WILD, WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT, HOW SURP

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please stop talking about cars i’m too gay to understand this

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please have actual evidence of it i can’t take having “this might be sabotage” treated as a reveal a third time

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i like reeves

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dreams are often about a common fixation of the dreamer, which is why david dreams about his dad and i dream about trans robots and vriska serket