moved to lanterntricks!!

[lanterntricks-blog]

that’s  the  problem  with  the  dark,

                                   PRIVATE  &  SELECTIVE  MULTI-MUSE                                                 LOVED  BY  TAE

                                                                                                          it  plays  tricks  on  your  eyes.

[nightricks-blog]

ok this is probs really sudden but im going to be moving mik to a multi-muse!! the blog is still under construction but you can find him [here] along with my lantern spirit boy, bertie!!!

[nightricks-blog]

ok this is probs really sudden but im going to be moving mik to a multi-muse!! the blog is still under construction but you can find him [here] along with my lantern spirit boy, bertie!!!

[nightricks-blog]

ok this is probs really sudden but im going to be moving mik to a multi-muse!! the blog is still under construction but you can find him [here] along with my lantern spirit boy, bertie!!!

[nightricks-blog]

ok this is probs really sudden but im going to be moving mik to a multi-muse!! the blog is still under construction but you can find him [here] along with my lantern spirit boy, bertie!!!

[nightricks-blog]

ok this is probs really sudden but im going to be moving mik to a multi-muse!! the blog is still under construction but you can find him [here] along with my lantern spirit boy, bertie!!!

[nightricks-blog]

my cat is under house arrest on vets orders and the poor thing keeps meowing at the door

[nightricks-blog]

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞ ( from lucky )

@milkhonei  /  ✩  \  not accepting!

You might think that someone as old as Mikhail would be able to stomach alcohol but, you would be very wrong. After only a few drinks, he could feel his human body start to become slugish until eventually, it just sort of stopped? His eyes became heavy, the world had a bit of a spin going on and, his drink was suddenly not as appetising as first thought. Putting his head on the bar, he tried to make the slight spin stop, or at least slow down!

Upon hearing the bartenders concern and advice, Mikhail slowly brought himself up, his eyes fluttering and squinting as he tried to concentrate on the face in front of him. 

---  “  Am I sat up enough?  ”  the question is perhaps unnecessary as his back straightens but, with the slight spin still present, the God wasn’t quite sure.  

[nightricks-blog]

nightricks:

Very sudden hiatus thing because my monitor is fucked and I haven’t backed any of my icons onto google drive!! I don’t know when I can afford to have it fixed or get a new one but feel free to hit me up on discord soupson#2532 and tell me who you are!

ok so i’ve managed to get my old laptop working to do replies but for the meantime, please do not expect icons!!

[nightricks-blog]

Very sudden hiatus thing because my monitor is fucked and I haven’t backed any of my icons onto google drive!! I don’t know when I can afford to have it fixed or get a new one but feel free to hit me up on discord soupson#2532 and tell me who you are!

[hxartbrxaker-a-deactivated20180]

                                          HE’S A MANEATER .                                         MAKE YOU BUY CARS .                                        MAKE YOU CUT CARDS .                             MAKE YOU FALL REAL HARD IN LOVE .

[nightricks-blog]

In his Gaseous form, Mikhail tends to wear something where his neck would be if he were human in order to manifest his eyes and possible facial features in the same location. It started off as imperative when he was first manifested as he’d end up with his eyes too far apart, on opposite sides of his head. In more recent years, it’s just become habit. 

[rpmemestbh]

Drinking starters

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞ 

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*

*kisses on lips*

[leslce-a-blog]

if ur my friend / writing partner you will notice

i’m shit at holding a conversation I’m like the hot potato convo dropper

some weeks I’m practically a ghost like ~oooo woop~ where am I 

responding to threads in a timely manner ??? don’t know her

[nightricks-blog]

FLORENCE ACTUALLY DID HER SUMMONING WRONG. The spell she was trying to use should have only brought Mikhail into the world long enough to thank him before returning him back to a pure concept. If done correctly, the spell would’ve taken her magic away only. However, she misused the spell and accidentally brought him permanently into the world, losing her magic and halving her life. Neither of them knew that she’d sacrificed half her life thus, believed that the spell in the book was just wrong.

[nightricks-blog]

fun facts about Mikhail & Florence!!

(1) They got married on June 6th 1600 in an outdoor ceremony but, half way through their vows, it started raining cats and dogs. Florence insisted on completing the ceremony and ended up soaking wet but still somehow laughing throughout it all. Mik was an emotional mess and was really thankful for the rain. (2) Florence was an art witch before losing her magic but, constantly painted regardless. Mik would be sat reading whilst she painted and, more often than not, she painted him as he read. Unfortunately, she wasn’t one for self portraits but, Mik did manage to persuade her to have a couples portrait done. He still has it locked away and preserved. It would be worth any sort of money in modern times but, it would be the first thing he saves in a house fire. (3) They loved to have holidays by the beach. Although Mik would sleep throughout the day, they’d walk along the beach at night, he’d show her all the stars, constellations and tell her all about the universe. Florence would usually fall asleep just before midnight and Mik would take her back to their residence. (4) The two of them rarely got into fights but, it would usually be over trivial matters like who would cook, etc. One of their biggest fights was unfortunately about the possibility of children. Mik, believing they had all the time in the world, wanted to wait so they could enjoy their time together but Florence wanted a child before she became too old. Florence yielded, not wanting to strain their relationship but, unfortunately, she never got the chance to be a mother.

[hrtsmith-blog]

hello there! are you a fan of overly-attentive, overworking, meddling, foolish romanticists who actually are a god that’s nearly as old as mankind itself?  do you find yourself needing the assistance of a god of love, and in possession of far too many objects to sacrifice?  or are you yourself a god looking for a snippety friend to poke fun at?

look no further than epshuri, the god of love, lust, otherwise known as the heartsmith. epshuri’s job is to make sure mortals don’t completely fuck up their relationships so that they can last as long as possible. he mans the red string of fate and is an empath like no other. he’s also a useless idealist when it comes to love for himself!

why not give this post a little like or (preferable) reblog so that i can maybe throw epshuri at you for some mutual status.