slim dick with yo cute ass !!

n. 21. ☾ the dark side of the moon. ☽ — how gravelly one's voice becomes when you just wake up. halsey saying "goddamn right, you should be scared of me." march 25th. future fight. waking up and wondering why. the urge to write but staring blankly at tumblr.com.

[wordsnquotes]

She wasn’t bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just takes time.

Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via odaro)

[sil1ygoose]

roses are red, violets are rad

[roseys-deactivated20181203]

no offense to positivity but i love holding grudges and i’m not going to forget about someone who hurt me

[01101010-01100100]

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

[tastefullyoffensive]

Lock him up. (via LucyXIV)

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

Do men have anything else to offer besides disappointment

[corporatebigwig]

pain 

[4444555666777888999]

Regret

[chessys]

unwanted opinions

[wombshaker]

weak strokes and frustration

[yallstillhere]

Procrastination 

[youngrichnflashy]

dick pics nobody asked for

[ff00af]

[strike255]

Mimikyu is one messed up Pokemon.

[seraonthestars]

Things the moon signs do

Aries: offend people, close the door on others, text while driving

Taurus: listen more than they talk, smile rarely but genuinely, have a lot of habits

Gemini: pull leaves off of trees as they walk by, be delighted by small coincidences, play a TV show or movie in the background while they work on something

Cancer: keep score of when someone does something for them, text back immediately, get mad quickly but get over it more quickly

Leo: stare at people, start drama, ask people if they really like them

Virgo: observe the quirks of others, feel willed to do things for other people although they don’t want to, cry tears of joy

Libra: say “how are you though?”, cry at the slightest provocations, secretly want to talk about themselves

Scorpio: fall in love with their best friends, dislike the people who are close to someone they like, look after their friends but not themselves

Sagittarius: play it cool, come off as pretentious in spite of preferring less intellectual friends, have a false view of themselves

Capricorn: talk themselves out of things, become interested in groups/teams/bands, befriend their teachers

Aquarius: treat everyone like their best friend, value friends over partners, invite people to things without consulting the people they originally invited

Pisces: hang out with someone without doing anything with them, fall asleep while on the phone, convince themselves they don’t need the things they want

[jaesama]

some prompts you can take if you want

I suggested we play spin the bottle so i could kiss you, but now everyone else is kissing you except me :/

I meant to grab the popcorn, not your crotch, sorry

I had a bad dream about you so now i’m calling to make sure you’re ok

there’s a real creep at the club trying to hit me up right now and you look pretty fit so pls pretend to be my date so he can leave

we were supposed to make fettuccini but you’re a child that likes to start food fights apparently

okay i get it. you’re sorry. now stop serenading me and trying to climb up to my bedroom at 1am. you’re gonna hurt yourself.

I see you got stood up and I feel bad for you so let’s have a drink

I accidently fell asleep on your shoulder on the train and now you probably think i’m weird

I put my love letter in your locker by mistake. It was meant for your friend, not you. Can I have it back now?

I don’t know you, but you smell amazing and now I can’t stop smelling you, but now you’re looking at me like I’m some kind of freak.

You’ve never seen Titanic before, so now I’m gonna make you watch it.

I always hear you singing on your balcony (below mine) every morning, but suddenly you’ve stopped?

You’ve got some chocolate on the side of your lip, but I’m not sure if I wanna tell you because you look so cute.

I have an audition for a love/romantic scene and you’re the only one around who can help me.

I made a joke about one of your biggest insecurities and now I feel like an asshole. Can I make it up to you?

I was cleaning up and I found an old birthday card I gave to you years ago. Why did you keep it?

I was trying to be cool, but I sprained my leg and now you’re carrying me on your back to the infirmary to aid me.

I gave you the most heartfelt love letter, but you gave it back to me with spelling and punctuation corrections?!

I’ve never kissed anyone before and now you’ve caught me in the bathroom pretending to kiss the mirror.

[jaesama]

more prompts I came up with over the weekend

I’m short and I really need that box of macaroni on the top shelf and you’re the only tall person in the aisle.

I have no idea who you are but we keep running into each other today at the theme park and now im wondering if its fate?

You said you made “brownies” for my birthday and now we’re high as a fucking kite??

I know I’m the one who suggested we watch a scary movie, but now I can’t sleep. Can I sleep in your room?

I came as a Jedi for a Halloween party and now there’s a person dressed as Darth Vader trying to hit me up.

I was listening to the radio and I heard you make a request for me, but I have no clue who you are?

I suggested we go to the beach but everyone is checking you out in your swimsuit and now i’m jealous, but i can’t say anything because we’re not even dating.

There’s a myth that couples that kiss when they reach the top of a ferris wheel will stay together forever….but i obviously don’t believe that stuff….obviously.

Um excuse me? This is a library. Can you and your noisey friends stop coming in everyday just to be a disturbance?

I’m the lowest rank in our class and you’re the highest and now I’m literally on my knees begging you to help tutor me!!

I meant to tie my shoe, but somehow my hair got caught on to the button of your trousers and now my face is in your crotch area.

I wanted to make you cookies, but they turned to shit but you’re still eating them anyway.

It’s pouring rain outside the club and we’re both drunk, but there’s only one taxi cab left for the night.

I meant to pretend to drown so you could save me, but now I’m actually drowning!

I may or may not have lied and told you I was scared of bears just so you could sleep in the same tent as me.

I told you I’ve never slow danced before and now you’re showing me how in the middle of your kitchen late at night.

You forgot to pay the electricity bill and now our lights just went off. What now?

[roleplaytipsandadvice]

An anon a short while ago anon asked for tips on playing a royal, mainly because they were or are going to play a son of Black Panther. Below is a guide i’ve written which hopefully helps them, or others. It makes reference to royals past and present. There are a lot of references to British royal family, mainly due to main admin being British.

Other guide which could help - Interaction between guard and member of royal family

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[nightshcw]

Me: Why am I so tired I slept almost 14 hours...

Someone: You slept too much, you shoul-

Me, already asleep:

[userboxess]

[straightboyfriend]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Reblog if you too are a Tumblr Gay who is obsessed with Pokemon

[movingblogs101-deactivated20250]

I am a Tumblr gay and deeply obsessed with Pokémon.

[weird-but-rare]

[sunsets-and-adventures-deactiva]

And in the middle of my chaos, there is you.

(via alittlebitsouthern)

[asthmvtic]

❛  ✿ • —- ZÖE KRAVITZ GIF ICONS.

under the cut, you will find approximately #135 zöe kravitz gif icons. all of these gifs are from her role in the movie the road within, which means purple hair ( save for, like, 5 of them ). none of these gifs are mine, but i did crop and add a psd && a texture. basically, please don’t take credit for these. the rights go to the gif owners and myself. a like or reblog would be nice if you do use/save them !! ( mf download )

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