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NiHao. I’m Guylan. That’s how I say hi in chinese. I am not chinese. Does that make this post racist? Does it make it lacist? I hate tie shoes, they never stay tied. I swear I have to tie my shoes at least 5 times a day.
I’m a child, age 17. Now all you predators know I’m a minor. A priest, a pedophile, and a molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
I’m a senior. A senior in the school of high, not a senior citizen. Although I am a citizen of the US of A, eh?
I draw. I don’t draw often, but I’m trying to get more into the groove of things, trying to draw more. It’s hard to get into the groove of things when you aren’t a groovy person. I do like art, but not the art of dance. Or the language of dance. Or, just, dancing in general fuck that shit.
I play 4 instruments. Terribly. Trombone, Baritone, Piano, and Viola. Want to learn Guitar and various Percussion instruments when I get the chance. Then I can start a one man metal band: Guylan and the other Guylans.
Thats it. Ride your bike if you’re british, and fuck off if you’re american. If you’re anything else, lets cuddle trees together. See you at the flag pole.