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@nihon-shoki-blog
  âHey, whatâs up? Iâm Shiranui and welcome to Jackass!â
Perfect for icons! Postcard thumbnails (158 x 223)
Hakuouki Chibis (Sengoku Outfits) (Part II of II)
Various Disney film starter sentences
laharlgirl:
âOh s/heâs so handsomeâŚjust like his/her reward posters!â
â______ no one can have a higher opinion of you than I have and I think youâre a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!â
ââŚso I have made the decision to trust you.â
âGet out, you idiot! Iâll find her/him! Iâll find her/him if I have to burn down all of ______!â
âYouâre too good for a place like thisâŚ.â
â_____, before anything else happensâŚ.will you marry me?â
âListen, kid, I hate to break it to you, but the âdynamic duoâ is now the dynamic uno.â
âI couldnât have lived without you, ______.â
âYou knowâŚI canât help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself hereâŚ.â
âI donât think s/he knows how to knockâŚâ
âMaster, I could be wrong, but that may not be the best way to win ______âs affectionâŚ.â
âI owe my life to you, my darling.â
âAll my life youâve told me that the world is a dark, cruel place. But now I see that the only thing dark and cruel about it is people like YOU!â
âYou are hopeless, child. You know that? Completely hopeless.â
âI had so many ingenious ideas I didnât know which to choose. So⌠I decided to use them all!â
âHey! Hey! Hey! Lighten up, will ya?! Canât you see the poor thingâs scared enough already?!â
âIf I didnât know any better, I would you would have feelings for this monsterâŚ!â
âDidnât you bring somebody big with you? Like the police?â
âYour mother/father canât be with you anymore.â
âDid you honestly think s/heâd want you when s/he could have someone like me?!â
âWe were only trying to drown her/him.â
âDouble or nothing, s/heâs caught in 5 minutes.â
âItâs great to see you again _____.. but you shouldnât be over here. Youâre gonna get us both into a lot of trouble.â
âI LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!â
âIâm gettinâ kinda fond of ya, _____. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.â
âLadies do not start fights, but they can finish them!â
âYouâre telling me! Iâm losing to a bird!!!â
âYou canât keep him/her locked up forever!â
ââRobâ? Thatâs a naughty word. We never rob! We justâŚsort of âborrowâ a bit from those who can afford it.â
âHelp! S/heâs gone stark raving MAAAAAAAD!!!â
âYou speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your helpâŚ!â
âIâm gonna skidaddle.â
âYoung lady, you are most definitely not accompanying us, and that! Is! FINAL!â
âWell itâs nice to see that one of you has some manners.â
âAll right ______, thatâs it! Youâve insulted my pride! That means death!â
âKeep your chin up, someday there will be happiness again. Youâll see.â
â_______, my darling, I love you more than life itself.â
âA diversion? What do you want us to do, dress in drag and do the hula?!â
â______. My friends call me ______. At least they would if I had any friends.â
âAh, ah, ah, watch it. Youâre in a church.â
âHey, I may not be a real hero, but I can act like one. Iâll distract them!â
âYou smell that? What are you getting? Because to me, thatâs part man-smell, and the other part is really bad man-smell. I donât know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?â
âWhat if itâs not everything I dreamed it would be?â
âIt looks like Iâm the one whoâs in the doghouse.â
âThey just popped out of the snow! LIKE DAISIES!!â
âDonât go! Donât you understand, _____? You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!â
âYou should know that this is the strangest thing Iâve ever done!â
âWhy didnât you tell me there were creatures who looked like me?!â
I laugh but honestly that would be me in that situation.
@nihon-shoki
First Meeting / Icebreakers
âHi, Iâm ______.â
âOh fuck! Are you okay?â
âCrap! Sorry about that! Wasnât looking where I was going. Here, Iâll get you a new jacketâŚâ
âNeed a ride?â
âHow are you?â
âSeems like weâre gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.â
âWhatâs your name?â
âThank you.â
âYou just saved my life!â
âMove the fuck out of my way.â
âWatch where youâre going!â
âAsshole.â
âWould you like anything?â
âYouâre gorgeous.â
âDo I know you?â
âUh, thatâs my spot.â
âOh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.â
âIs that your dog? He is so CUTE!â
âHere, take my seat. You look tired.â
âChecking in?â
âCan I sit here?â
âMay I buy you a drink?â
âI can spot you, if you want.â
âHowâd you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?â
âCan you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!â
âHi, Iâm your new roommate.â
âI think I found your dog. Is he yours?â
âYou look cold, take my jacket.â
âHey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?â
âYouâve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And youâre really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!â
âSo, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.â
âBride or groom?â
âCan you switch seats with me? I canât see!â
âOkay, look, if youâre gonna be airsick, aim the other way.â
â[Sir/Ma'am], if you donât stop being rude to me, Iâm going to give you decaf.â
âDonât drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.â
âHey, is he bothering you?â
âDonât give up your day job.â
ââŚDude, your flyâs down.â
âI think you have the wrong number.â
âIâm [museâs child]âs teacher.â
â[Museâs child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!â
âGet out of here! This is my hiding spot!â
âYOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!â
âSHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.â
âGood Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.â
âWatch where youâre going!â
âIs this seat taken?â
âHere you dropped this.â
âYou remind me of someone.â
âWill you be taking this?â
âMay I take your order?â
âHow are you?â
âYou look familiar, have we met before?â
âBe careful next time.â
âHey, could you help me?â
âHelp me!â
âIâm so sorry!â
âAre you alright?!â
âI know weâve never met, but I think youâre beautiful.â
âI think I may have seen you beforeâŚâ
âHey! Watch it!â
âOh my god are you okay?â
âHave we metâŚ?â
âWere you at that one party?â
âRemember me?â
âI know you donât know me but I love your shirt.â
âQuick, pretend to look like youâre talking to me.â
âHey, is that your dog?â
âService takes forever here.â
âDonât mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?â
âI wouldnât sit there if I were you.â
âThis is gonna be a long plane ride.â
âCan you turn that music down?â
âPeople are trying to sleep!â
âIâm your new neighbour.â
âIs that who I think it is?â
âBe quiet!â
âIs that your son/daughter?â
âIâve read about you.âÂ
Do not treat fellow roleplay blogs like meme hubs
Reblogging memes/prompts from other roleplayers is fine, but make sure to send them something occasionally as well even if itâs something simple.
There are tons of dedicated blogs for memes/prompts and other resources so please donât treat fellow roleplayers like one of these kinds of blogs.
//ahhhh I've missed my demon bbys and non-demon bbys
Reblog this your muse gets nightmares.
yugidonthitmemutou:
Itâs not like he doubted the demonâs ability, in fact it was something he feared. Some would see fearing for oneâs own enemies as stupid but judging by the look on the Oniâs face, it feels far from it. Yugi closed his eyes briefly and balled up his hands, one deep breath and then two before he relaxed a bit. He sat the demonâ no, Shiranui a resolved glare.
âAlright, Iâll trust you.â The words spoke was said with more confidence than he felt but it was fine. For the first time in forever.
  âHeh, now thatâs what I like ta hear~â It was always more fun to have a contract when the contractor actually trusted you, as they were less likely to grumble about when work was enjoyed a little too much. Leaning back against the wall, the demon folded his arms and flashed a fanged grin.
  âNow then, master, what would ya have me do in this...downtime?â
đ¸Shiranui and Amagiri in Otogisoushi đ¸ Part 4 of đ¸The Hakuouki Family in Otogisoushi Gifsđ¸
@yugidonthitmemutou || from (here)
  ââCourse I promise, and oni never break a promise, kid, contract or not.â Anyone that dared to cross his path would be a fool, for Shiranui was one demon that was not to be trifled with. Even if he didnât have a weapon on his person at all times, his immense strength and speed were something to be feared -- not to mention his reckless behavior.
  âYou just keep on doinâ you, and let me keep ya safe, alright?â
Please reblog this if it is okay to send you memes a few hours after you reblogged them. So timezones/work do not lock out some people of meme fun
satsumas-kunoichi:
Itâs not her fault that the theatre club needed her help and asked her to stand in for Princess Kaguya. Cut her some slack; sheâs playing a princess, not becoming one.
[đ ]- âYou do know that you could have said, âno,â right? You could have made Kazama be the princess.â
[đ ]-Â âWell excuuuuuuuuse me, princess.â
Hey! Can I reblog that post about Shiranui/Chizuru & the whole "shooting your problems" thing? ⼠I find it hilarious but since you're an rp blog I wanted to have you permission first! đ ~stay great!
//Sorry this took me so long to reply to! Iâve been on and off lately and I was never told I had something waiting here!
You can go ahead and reblog that post! I really appreciate that you asked for my permission to do so. ⼠It really means a lot! c: Iâm glad you enjoyed it, too!
Comfort Sentence Starters
alannasroleplaymemes:
Adjust pronouns as necessary.
âItâs going to be okay.â âYou donât need someone/something that toxic in your life.â âTrust me, Iâve been there.â âYou can rise above this.â âIâm here for you.â âYou deserve better.â âI canât stand to see you this upset.â âThink of it this way: it could have been a lot worse.â âIâm just glad youâre okay.â âYou can rise above this!â âDo you need a hug? You look like you need a hug.â âWhat can I do to make you feel better?â âItâs not the end of the world, remember that.â âYou donât need them.â âI will always be on your side.â âWe donât have to talk about it, but when youâre readyâŚIâm here.â âDo you need to vent?â âYou did the right thing.â âYouâre so much better off without them.â âSomeone like you shouldnât cry over someone like them.â âSmile for me, please?â
Souji has come to see Tamako-hime with treats. Brown sugar candy and konpeitou.
[ 𸠠]- She will never deny an offer of free sweets, especially if itâs from Souji. If anyone asks why sheâs so hyper; itâs all his fault.