𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚎

roleplayed by alba for buzzhqs

[cinkimbrrly]

I just saw the lineup and as much as i love getting anything from you in the first place, i would've died to see you perform a set, but i think you and shawn are gonna be pretty fire, so good luck. also, i'd like to put in a request for a tour, please? i need to hear the hits....but also as much of the b-roll that you'll allow. flicker helped me through one of the biggest heartbreaks of my life and i need to hear your songs live! @nihoran

[nihoran]

here's the thing, love. right now i'm promoting my new album and since i haven't released it yet, i wouldn't have been able to perform a whole set. i thought it was about time that i took camila's part in senorita, don't you agree? actually i'm releasing tour dates tomorrow and i'd be more than happy to give you tickets to a venue of your choice. is that so? fuck heartaches. are you okay, though?

[stokeschasee]

nah, the moron isn't worth walking the red carpet with a black eye, since we already know he'll attempt to fight back. maybe after we get back? he won't see it coming. a fucking week with madison for you and a fucking week with madelyn for me. this sounds like the start of a bad horror movie. the m & m's came to life and started haunting us. i'd watch that shit, but i'd rather not star in it.

[nihoran]

mate, my forefathers invented bar fights so evidently i wouldn't mind taking a few hits on your behalf. so funny story... madison and i are back together, which could be why you haven't seen me all week. take care, sidney. don't run upstairs, don't pick up the phone and always make sure to stay away from the best friend since they always die first.

[taylorhq]

private: i'm sorry, ni. you don't have to defend me to anyone. i know i'm not exactly anyone's favorite person right now, including yours, so it's fine. i didn't reach out because i wanted her to have time to process, not because i'm hiding away. i know she's a person who internalizes, so i just wanted her to be able to air out her thoughts with someone before i'd go to her for a much needed conversation. but you're right... i've realized she's not going to come at me on a rampage 'cause it's unlike her, so i'll go to her today. .

[nihoran]

private: don't you think i know that? and don't do that.. don't throw yourself a pity party when i'm maybe one out of five who still believes you're a good person. -- who royally screwed up. what the fuck were you thinking? one thing is that you fell in love with this guy, shit like that happens but hiding it? shawn's my best fuckin' friend, tay. you hurt someone he loves and he will disown anyone who's associated with you, which now means that i have to keep our friendship on the down low. did you end up reaching out to her?

[buckys]

DEADPOOL (2016) dir. Tim Miller

[nihoran]

@madiisonbeer

[jckhrlow]

honestly, ni, my room is adjacent to the one you two are sharing and i been hearing you guys bone like the filthy fuckin' animals you are. i'm talking non-stop, bro. i'd wake up in the middle of the night to your guys' bed thumping against the wall, and i can't even be mad at that shit cause you're my guy. of course i want my brotha pounding it out with his girl. just wish you guys would do it on the couch or something. rudes and ken are top five couples that are gonna just suck it up and get married cause they can't leave each other the fuck alone.

[nihoran]

what can i say? she should've known what she got herself into when she fell in love with an irishman. our main goal is to produce someone to carry on the family name, or at least have fun while trying. i could lie and tell you that we'll take what you're saying into account by breathing through our noses, but ya'know.. that's just fuckin' crazy talk. it's free porn, mate. just pull it out and thank me later. for real though. the drama that's been going on lately just screams sexual tension.

[jckhrlow]

damn, man, you and madi getting back together has a stone cold guy like me in tears and ready to believe in love and rainbows and shit. was starting to think that shit didn't exist with everything going down with rudes and ken. that or anything the kardashians and co. touch inevitably falls to ashes. / @nihoran

[nihoran]

..and i almost forgot that you have eyes and ears everywhere. wanna hide a horrendous murder? ya'cant, harlow already knows. fuckin' tell me about it.. i've done nothing but listen to ex-couples fight on this trip, which made me sorta feel like shite for putting madi through that. rudes and ken? mate, just like madi and me, they can't stop talking about each other. 50 bucks they'll get back together before christmas.

[apureniallsource]

Niall via Instagram Story - 05/19

[corenswetss]

what is the best way to hide a cat from a psychopath? asking for a friend. @nihoran

[nihoran]

what the actual fuck? are you high right now or does this have something to do with em? hide it in my flat. just remember to feed it and empty the litter box. i ain't going anywhere near that shit.

[nihoran]

how about you tell your mum that i'm gonna be there on the 4th of july? i get it.. we're fuckin' terrible together. you're a pain in my ass and we'll most likely break up three times before realizing that we're actually meant to be -- but, i can't for the life of me picture myself with anyone else.. you've ruined me.. but in all the best ways. / @madiisonbeer

[shawnmcnds]

private: ...nah, that's not gonna happen. yeah, i'm assuming she's currently hiding out with he-who-shall-not-be-named. they're quite a pair. they can both fuck off to the ends of this earth.

[nihoran]

private: they're a pair? what the fuck did i miss? i know she's dumb but to think she's dumb enough to risk her entire life, career and good name all because of a guy... are you positive that it's not just a rumor?

[nihoran]

private: you make it fuckin' hard defending you, taylor. why haven't you reached out to barbara? i'm here speaking on your behalf, to stop all the shit that's been coming your way like a fucking assault rifle, but also because i thought you had at least tried to redeem yourself. you need to get your arse out of hiding and face the storm like an adult. / @taylorhq

[shawnmcnds]

private: i'm not sure exactly what the point of your entire spiel is then because all i know is that i have no interest in hearing her name come out of anyone's mouth again. she holds no value in my life or barbara's. for all i know, she's invisible to us. it might sound cold, but that's the long and the short of it. she didn't even reach out after all this shit went down so that in itself just goes to show what kind of friend she is. if you still want to be associated with her, that's on you, but please don't expect me or barb to want to have anything to do with her again.

[nihoran]

private: to help me stop all the hate that's been floating around lately, and not just towards her, but people in general who made a mistake. -- she haven't reached out to her? i didn't know that. well, forget i said anything then.

[shawnmcnds]

private: if you're trying to convince me to feel even the slightest hint of sympathy towards taylor after how she treated barbara and basically chose jacob over their friendship, it's never fucking gonna happen. for me, barbara will always come first no matter the circumstances. the fact that you have the balls to speak to me in favor of taylor goes beyond me. like you had to have known i would never be down for supporting her. if people want to hate on her, that's their prerogative. i personally don't hate her, but i think she deserves her current reputation. she hurt everyone around her for a guy who doesn't even deserve her.

[nihoran]

private: i'm not asking you feel anything towards her, shawn. you're making it sound like i'm holding a gun to your head, which is the furthest thing from happening here. i came to you because i know you know all about what hate can do to a person, and regardless of her stupidity, she's still a human being who made a terrible mistake. did you not listen to anything i said? i wasn't saying that i condone her actions.. quite the opposite actually. but i know her heart and at the end of the day, that should matter as well. a simple yes or no would've done it.. i apologize if i made you feel like i didn't understand the situation she put you and barbara in. she's just.. thick as two short planks.

[nihoran]

private: listen mate, i know what taylor did was all kinds of fucked up. it's not like i don't understand why everyone is so riled up about what they did, but i'm coming to you as a friend, to ask if you could possibly help dim the hate a little bit. you see, taylor.. she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer and she acts on an impulse with no thought to the consequences. i don't expect either you to forgive her, god knows i wouldn't in your shoes, but perhaps stop other people from sharing their ignorant opinions. / @shawnmcnds

[nihoran]

niall horan and madison beer attends the 2023 cannes film festival

@madiisonbeer

[nihoran]

private: what the fuck is going on, taylor? i just witnessed one of my best friends and his girlfriend talk shitload of crap about you and that dude from euphoria? when i get back to the hotel, i need you to give me a rundown on what happened. ya know i'm always down for a wee bit of drama, but this one takes the cake. / @taylorhq

[honvybuns]