[roughentumble]

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

[nightpool]

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

[cyle]

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other "secret" dashboards:

Posts from your "crushes"

"What you missed" (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)

"Trending"

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

[notgreatbob]

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

[callmezeemonic]

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

[baddywronglegs]

If you are young and fit and healthy, get a hobby you can do while ill. Something that brings you joy and you can still enjoy while laid out with flu or whatever.

Future you will thank you for not pinning your ability to enjoy and get any sense of achievement on having the base energy levels of a teenager.

Sure, you might still be dancing and playing tennis and running marathons in your 80s. Or you might be walking short distances with a cane between breath stops in your 30s, and really glad past-you found those breath stops were so much more enjoyable if you brought a pencil and some paper to draw the pigeons you were sharing a bench with.

[intersectionalpraxis]

[jmascollier]

[creepymutelilbugger]

op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

[macbethheadband]

Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

[thepleasuregoblin]

"uhhh Mormons don't actually believe that" I assure you their actual beliefs are even more absurd

[cryptotheism]

Google "Mormon Bigfoot"

[dontkillcoyotes]

Alright I’ll google it

[dontkillcoyotes]

[angelsfire2023]

What.

[andatsea]

Each homeward.

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[georgies-ftts]

Apollo theatre kids gonna be confused as fuck as to why their uncle is Alexander Hamilton

[lily-of-the-vclley]

Luke, baby, it’s okay. I get it now. I too would turn evil if my neglectful father was Lin Manuel Miranda

[tyrannusimons]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Murdered the entire squad

[beaniebaneenie]

THIS. This shit right here is why any adaptation that has Daphne as a “bitchy popular girl” stereotype and Fred as a “popular jock” stereotype are totally wrong.

They both self-ID as fucking NERDS.

[whitehairedanimeboyfriend]

Fred is obsessed with setting traps and Daphne is an aspiring mystery novelist… in what world are they not nerds.

[star-h0pper]

percy and annabeth: *having a sweet bonding moment*

grover in the top bunk:

[mo-mode]

Grover: Sir 🥺🥺 we’re so sorry but we have no idea what happened to our train cabin—

Percy and Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF STUPID ARE YOU, MR. TRAIN COP?! OOOH YOU THINK SOME TWELVE YEAR OLDS DID THIS?? SO WHAT YOU’RE GONNA ARREST US??? HUH???? POST UP

[baeglbites]

CHOMP

[shiruba-tsuki]