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Recognition for today:
You are always one intersection or cross away from being "gifted" disability. April fools could've been your karma.
Your universe could be so small, you're a 🐢 koopa flailing in some green guys hands like he's guilty of more than that JAWLINE
Today's the day.... N Word Pass dropping for everyone. Single use only
An official Barack Hussein Obama 1 time fair use refundable/reusable ONLY with certified On-Duty Obama approved.
Ethical use of N-word enforced by aircraft
“My emperor is fine” your emperor has commissioned over 8000 life-sized terracotta soldiers and buried them facing east, in the direction of his recently conquered enemies in the hopes that they will protect him in the afterlife.
DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY
Okay Imma let u finish, but
1) 8000 is a lot IRL, but kinda small in the afterlife ngl. Don't gimme donkey of the day, but Shonen Jump character's like Naruto AND Sasuke were metaphors for personality traits in a religious sorta view. Idgaf what you did, 8000 is not enough in the afterlife if you're like, THE first to do it. He guilty. Guilty af
2) the immediate aftermath of everyone else helping commission said shit can be ghetto paraphrased as, "I meeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaannnn shit. I help this guilty niglet live to see Pluto watch fuck up the dinosaurs forever, and get to live to build art of thousands of forms he hopes to fuck up dinosaurs with? Forever? I meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn.........."
ok holy shit i was looking up the number 1289 because i got it in that wikigacha game. apparently it is what is called an "evil number". so obviously i have to check that out.
ok so. i guess that makes them evil. but apparently the counterpart to these numbers are called. the fucking "odious numbers".
so. integers have two choices. they can either be evil or yucky. that's really awesome
IC 5070, Pelican Wings
On April fools day, I say this
In the wake of a lot of flip and flop politicians and persons advocating for ulterior motives, I stand on my body soul, spirit and ad infinitum beyond that Im a good noodle. In honor of all good noodles, I'd like to extend my first pun, which is always spookily meant, of course, to my fellow beings with disabilities.
As a giver, receiver, helper, neighbor, passerby, and etc good stranger, you matter whether you voted for my right to life or not. Please as a non-disabled person remember this April fools that you are quite LITERALLY one bad April fools joke away from being PERMANENTLY DISABLED. Don't be a bad CASEY JONES and force a TMNT in your life. Karma(ic)-wise or other.
I love you all and let's not make a single April fools joke we wouldn't look twighlight sparkle directly in her magical hooves and eyes and say, "bitch I did that, lmfao" tomorrow.
Lmao what pun is ment
🏳️⚧️ TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY 🏳️⚧️
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN
Point and laugh!
When I first watched episode 8 I thought Gangle's nightmare sequence was lazy but as I was drawing this I Get It
Throughout the series we've seen Gangle be a very sensitive woman who has been doomed to wrestle with how she presents her emotions to others for eternity. She used to rely on her masks for her emotions, therefore always leaning on them for stability. Only recently has she gone without.
In her nightmare sequence, it feels like a taunt, where the polarized emotions she was so used to are mocking her, spinning as a constant reminder of her own instability. It reminds her of her fragility, how masks were her only form of expression.
The truck at the end feels like a taunt too, a painful reminder of where her mania led her, where in her moment of weakness, she ends up falling in the path of one.
Anyways my sweet little bug is sensitive ok goodnight
Okay but side plot of many a side plot of potential maybes here:
Gangle saw this hellhole (temporary as she trusted to Kinger) and kind of masked (ie laughed without showing it & go metapod at the bushel of Caine-problem№) it off.
She's seen multiple times sharing masks friends as a symbol of trust and grown in characters and at this point in the story, it kind of becomes another day in hell for her. Ironically enough, sure, it's a horrible no good awful terrible hell for Gangle. But nothing I dont believe they couldnt be strong enought to hug Zooble or Pomni or Jax about after. Whether Gangle knows they have that strength, this whole show is a metaphor for capitalism and ecommerce's invasion of everything in our lives.
HELL, DOUBLE THEORY, NAY TRIPLE DODECAHEDROMNITRIXi-califragilaticalgay THEORY IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS ;3 to not let a coke ad's bar of censorship stop you from getting HAWT: each character had a mask they could get passed back when Kingur got access to key plot data in his dev-chair. I meeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaan Caine did get walked THE fuck down to the point of being deleted. They all got admin privileges BEFORE he was deleted. They can go back to anywhere... to anyone... and that mask isnt really the kind of thing any of us cant at bare mininum relate too, yknow? Maybe in its butterfly effect on our lives? Maybe in how we really lived that like it was a tsunami effect we could only use surf to survive the struggle in.
Donald John Trump has spent a majority of his presidency golfing. In the spirit of Golf may I propose a sentencing of Trump and his administration 😈🫡🫠 (it eez what it eeezzz):
In golf, all contact with the ball is a stroke. Be it a driver or an accidental microscopic putt touch which goes nowhere. In Golf, the goal is to hit in the hole in a certain amount of strokes. Base level is considered par. Above that, birdie. Above that, eagle. And in vice versa order: bogey, double bogey, triple bogey, etc ad infitum.
What if Donald Trump's contact with the ball of our attention, in any and all ways is judged on a principle and tried and tested set of moral principles, and those principles are the metaphysical holes on the golf course of Trump's effect.
How many bogeys has Donald Trump swung onto America, let alone the world? Serious questions need serious answers...
This bitch called herself a terrorist on 911. Inside job got inside-id-errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
JKR is the Henry Ford of magical books.
She didn't invent it or even perfect it. She made a vehicle perfect for sale on the market. People have made better models since before hers hit the shelves, AND she barely knows how to drive it herself. I'd much sooner catch JKR in person trying to be a dementor on my vibes, before I catch her trying to be a professor McGonagall to me on my TRANSfiguration spell.
Double down fuck JKR: her Sona is Vernon Dursley.
JKR wrote a fantastically-mid wizard book with witches and wizards, fairy tale beasts worldwide, and she literally has a spell where they turn "a match into a needle" as part of a TRANSformation spell.
Bitch how dare you look at all of your readers, who'd love to "Wingardium Leviosa" their problems and "Expecto Patronum" create their solutions with some goddamn "MaGiC DoEsNt WoRk lIKE tHAt. Cars can't FLY. UMMMMMM ACXKSHUALLY."
Joanne Kathleen Rowling is Vernon Dursley. She wrote a book where the only way the no-good house elf wins is if his family was already royal. She also yells at her fans like Vernon Dursley for all issues especially Trans ones which is crazy because of the first half of this post
this is still so funny
Ok ok ok. I know he's chained by the force or some shit, but it looks like they're Mike&Ike's.
It looks like Yoda's new home is crippling depression with anti-depressant blue pills in wii-fit 2.5 downward-dog position 3...
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and
What's it smell like? Shakespeare's sizzlin pussy?
JK Rowlin been talking a lotta bullshit for someone in shitpostin range. Parry this, bitch:
Which character are you in the Harry Potter series most like, Miss Rowling? I'm gonna guess you're the shitty Dursley family, cuz you keep tryna put my hairy parts under all that new legislation you spelled out, you fucking bitch.
Sorry not sorry. Just had to post that one for good health and a good day
Yes I'm a furry who outed myself. My pronouns will be in my bio, you bitch. I'll be checking your socials. You have 24 hours to respond with a better meme. Let's go. Social media TEKKEN challenge
JK Rowlin been talking a lotta bullshit for someone in shitpostin range. Parry this, bitch:
Which character are you in the Harry Potter series most like, Miss Rowling? I'm gonna guess you're the shitty Dursley family, cuz you keep tryna put my hairy parts under all that new legislation you spelled out, you fucking bitch.
Sorry not sorry. Just had to post that one for good health and a good day
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