woah hey what are you doing to the still

phoebe 26 she/her all my posts are secrets no terfs. @beejwatch

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[ghostpunkrock]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “winter 2021” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude I think they wrote a cohesive gay narrative into 1970s sitcom mash

my tumblr mutual pacing around their bedroom: bj hunnicutt is lying

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mein Rauschgifthändler: hab Heterobenzin 🔥😛 die Sorte heißt „winter 2021“ 😳 die haut dir eins auf den Dez 💯

ich: ja, schon klar. ich fühl nen Scheißdreck.

5 Minuten später: Alter, ich glaub, die haben eine zusammenhängende schwule Nebenhandlung in die 70er-Jahre-Situationskomödie Brei eingearbeitet.

meine gegenseitig verfolgte Becherglasnutzerin, nervös in ihrem Schlafzimmer umherlaufend: Fellatio Honigschnitt lügt

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my favourite saved url. cant believe it wasnt already taken

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And me? I have fun by thinking about OLD MAN YAOI.

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Its so important to have fun. More important than working for a living for sure.

[yuniper]

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them

[miamaimania]

Tippi Hedren in a convertible with Alfred Hitchcock’s reflection (1962)

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[marianhalcombes]

[toiich]

Solitary Figure in a Theater - Edward Hopper, 1903

[brucespringsteencomments]

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[brokethespacebar]

this was the best 12 seconds of my life

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[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)