IT IS INSIDE YOU.

the malpractice mistress NEUTRAL あたしは水と愛と生 全て暗いと汚らわしいと美しい jpn + eng + poquito esp

[rinmession]

honami is a sort of courage the cowardly dog

[kimquatz]

the wisened fujoshi knows better that they would never want their ship to become canon. canon can never compete with whatever is going on in the fujoshi's mindscape

[applelachia]

hate when a picrew pfp mf likes my shit…my posts keep breaching containment this is unfunny

[swagophile]

me: yeah so 67 kid is like, a meme cus theres this video of this kid, and- and like it references, like there's a rap song called 67, and, and-

my milf friend: my goodness you are quite knowledgeable about these youth culture things, aren't you? is this anything like 21?

me: [sitting on her lap] no 21 is - omg urghh 21 is the vine meme, with the kid whos like, like you stupid, and then the other kid goes noinot, and

my milf friend: i was on vine, sweetie. i remember

me: oh yeah. well anyways. 6 7 is like popular on tiktok, and tiktok is kinda like if vine was like brainrot, umm, and brainrot is like, do you- do you know what slop is, basically, cus otherwise it wont make sense-

my milf friend: [hugging me really tight and patting my head softly] thats alright hun, you don't have to explain it to me

me: ghgbffhfhfbdhfhf bbut but, i was ggonna,, aand italian brainrot and um,, llabubu

my milf friend: [touching me inappropriately] thats alright, why dont you try explaining how this makes you feel

me: [blushing wildly] wwell,, ggh,, its no labubu,,,

my milf friend: [doing it harder] is it at least.. dubai chocolate?

me: [whimpering] hhow. how do you know that,,, you only kknow um llolcats and um bbad luck brian ans uhm doge,,

my milf friend: [patting my head] that's not true... [putting her hand on my chest] i know plenty of things, maddie. plenty. [starting to unbuckle my shorts] how about you tell me more about slop, okay?

me: gfbfhhfhdd.. bfhdhf.. yyes mommy........

[brucebocchi]

[niigoz]

what's your stance on neutrality discourse? are you pro or against being neutral? know that in being pro-neutral you would be no longer neutral on the issue of being neutral.

i got too much shit to do today bruh

[niigoz]

my tinfoil hat theory is that the new ui is designed to discourage reblogs by making them overly tedious to get to and the likes are just one click

[cutecipher]

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[shakelike-milk3]

[churchofthemimic]

feeling.. blue?

[oat-pup]

does this make sense

[ejgto]

[iam-not-really-here]

[churchofthemimic]

Psst.. Hey. You.. Mimic loves you. Stay here, just a moment? You're safe. Here with me.

[hamburguesaxd]

old things have strange hungers

[spherelink]

[ejgto]