So That Was Random

Hello folks, dutch dude here. My name is Niek, I'm 24 years old, rather tall and hella gay.

[piraticoctopus]

Hi this is one of my favorite pictures of Pikachu ever

[meganmayday]

I can put up with a lot but don’t fucking lie to me.

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

baby you need to find a real man like me im not even scared of the piano from mario 64 anymore

[protect-and-love-cats]

[niiieeek]

Alps from the sky 😍 #alps #alpen #mountains #planeview (bij Innsbruck, Austria) https://www.instagram.com/niiieeek/p/BtsiiUsBEJI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15am2vc8rpzna

[niiieeek]

Alle blau alle blau alle blau blau blau #friends #wintersport (bij Königsleiten | Das Dorf auf der Alm | Zillertal Arena) https://www.instagram.com/niiieeek/p/Bth9ZduhIyi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ynzhj36fpd0o

[niiieeek]

Cutest city in the world #gent #studytrip (bij Gent, Belgium) https://www.instagram.com/niiieeek/p/BtIVnNBBjlI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cwa8iniobvwp

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[sneater]

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

[onion-bagels]

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

[slydig-deactivated20160315]

how do i get abs without doing anything

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[nugret]

47 month old

[technicolortessi]

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

[anthony-carmelo-deactivated2017]

<b>47 month old<b/>

[validuskong-deactivated20170416]

47 month old.

[fishy]

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

[bbcwhereareyou]

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

[tsg2k15]

47 month old tho

[unfriendly-black-redhead]

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

[ladyfabulous]

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

[slytherenne]

[amusewithaview]

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

[aniseandspearmint]

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina. 

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

[lightningparadox]

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

[natural--blues]

Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina  Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.

[b-morevony]

Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.

[stebenooniberse]

4 7 M O N T H O L D

[lumberjackprincess]

I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese

[aquarius-heauxx]

Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂

[hey-its-scar]

[books-and-cookies]

47 month old

[gay-zelda-deactivated20201208]

Congrats to you for getting throught this post

[huffylemon]

Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan

[queseraawesome]

This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith

Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.

[buffmanovargas]

I knew a baby named Watermalonedrea

[silverloke]

ABCDE (appearantly pronounced Absidee and over 300 (!!!!) girls in USA has it as a name since 1990 according to wikipedia)

just please stop

[putmymusiconshuffleidareyou-dea]

If you want your kid to have a unique name, pick a name from a culture you have ancestry in or something (i.e. I’ve got irish ancestry and have considered naming a future daughter Siobhan because it’s a really pretty name). That way there is

1. A standard way to pronounce ut

2. Its an actual fucking name

3. You have an excuse besides being utterly ridiculous. KVIIIlyn…. that poor girl.

[shyhungariangayguy]

As a hungarian I can’t understand this. Here names are regulated by the Hungarian Science Academy (Magyar Tudományos Akadémia). They provide a list of names you can name your child (a very long list). And you can’t make changes in the way you write it. If you want to give a unique name to your child you have to ask permission from them. If they deny your request you have to choose an other name.

[teathattast]

aaaaAAAAAHHHHHH

[littledeludeddupes]

can you imagine being a fisherman in ancient europe ready to catch some flounder for your family and seeing this guy sitting around you go to take a closer look and he does this. amasing

[niiieeek]

Lichtjesavond #delft friends and gluhwein (bij Delft) https://www.instagram.com/niiieeek/p/BrQ6mL3hJOK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tpyd85glnt78

[axiddrops]

[freeorcsofappalachia]

[helsaguy]

This post is flawless.

[godlessgirl]

Love!

[thathighguy]

A-1 posting

[niiieeek]

Bachelor in the pocket! #finally https://www.instagram.com/niiieeek/p/BqhvZQGhjnr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1f8y925kaob8o

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[pastelspacecowboy-deactivated20]

What kind of noise is that??

[jannock-jess]

Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar? 

My Chiropractor: What?