Lego Nijnago: Masters of Shitjitzu

find out who I am and you win nothing lmao

[nijnago]

Headcanon: If there's a Darkely's Boarding School for Bad Boys, there's a Lightely's Boarding School for Good Boys.

[nijnago]

I headcanon that jay's bio parents didn't even know ed and edna lived at the junkyard. They just decided to throw him away because they thought he's trash.

[iloveacronix]

how you doing

I WHEEZED WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHERE THE HELL DID YOU FIND THIS AND WHY

[nijnago]

5 posts!

Wtf I have no followers and I already got a milestone

[ninja-confession-go]

Uhhhh I don't think this is NSFW, so:

In season 7 jay sorta implies Kai takes laxatives. Now as someone who takes laxatives I am now projecting on him and headcanoning he ate too much spicy food and destroyed his digestive system. Oh and he doesn't drink much water for no particular reason. Just forgets to hydrate I guess. So that's why he takes laxatives.

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[nijnago]

why doesn't Lloyd become an Oni and eat harumi

[nijnago]

Lloyd can turn into an Oni and eat every bad guy. There. I solved Ninjago.

[nijnago]

why doesn't Lloyd become an Oni and eat harumi

[nijnago]

Do you think whenever the ninja want a pet they piss off Lloyd so he becomes an Oni and try to have fun with him

Or maybe they use him instead of a guard dog

[nijnago]

Lloyd is part dragon. So when he rides on any dragon (like the ultra dragon or his elemental one) is it... slavery?