writing fics because why not and love making characters suffer (or be happy, your choice). if you have a character or ship stuck in your head, send a request my way!
✦ what I write ✦
fluff, angst, crack, or a cursed mix of all three
unrequited love, breakups, betrayal, falling out of love, yearning so intense it hurts
slow burn, enemies to lovers, exes to lovers, love triangles, complicated relationships
soft moments, domestic fluff, happy endings if you’re into that
Oc x Canon
Fem, Male, GN x Canom
✦ fandoms I write for ✦
Invincible
Solo Leveling
BNHA
Obey me! Shall we date?
Genshin Impact
Jujutsu
The boys
Haikyuu!!
Black Butler
And many more if some y'all request lol
✦ what I won’t write ✦
NSFW (keep it SFW)
extreme character bashing (I can write conflict, but not straight-up hate)
I'm having a hard time grasping each of the invincible variants personality and etc. like it's jfbdjdjd but I have a good concept of vultrimark, omnimark and sinister a bit kudos to all people already getting there character and stuff fhdbbdjjj
it's frying my brains out😭😔
ARHGGGDBHDDHEHDHH
someone help me plssss(can someone like link me an analysis of the variants or somethin?)
I'm having a hard time grasping each of the invincible variants personality and etc. like it's jfbdjdjd but I have a good concept of vultrimark, omnimark and sinister a bit kudos to all people already getting there character and stuff fhdbbdjjj
it's frying my brains out😭😔
ARHGGGDBHDDHEHDHH
someone help me plssss(can someone like link me an analysis of the variants or somethin?)
I’m sorry to ask but can we please have more Beerus! Reader x mark content😩🙏🏾
There was this one scene from Dragon Ball I’m not sure which one tho where beerus meets cheelai and he kinda falls for her like instantly😭 can we have some moments between reader and mark and how they stop villains together and he attempts at making food for her but it’s not the best best but Debbie helps him make it more manageable and reader knows he tried and she eats it no problem and just overall sweet yet still crackhead moments with mark and maybe how she interacts with Debbie and Oliver :3
Author's Note: honestly nddbshssjss nddjdsjddj love it, also this will be the second to the last Beerus![Name] and the last will be the reactions of Mark's variants on Beerus![Name] please suggest other more ideas in my inbox(^._.^)ﾉ
So without further adu, here are some Beerus![Name] moments with some of the invincible characters( mostly Mark lol Also sorry if there isn't any romance moments jdjjjddjs:( )
Beerus![Name] Moments
[Name] Just Wants Food, Mark is Her Unpaid Butler Now, Cecil is Developing Stress-Induced Baldness, Debbie is the Only One She Listens To, Earth is Off-Limits Because She Said So, Mark Keeps Getting Dragged Into Fights, Everyone is So Tired, [Name] Moved In Without Asking, She’s Claiming Planets Like Trading Cards, Cheetos Saved Earth, Canon? Don’t Know Her
[Name] Claims the Planet & Moves in With Mark (Cecil Is Bald Now)
Cecil had never been more stressed in his entire life.
"YOU CAN’T JUST—" He inhaled sharply, rubbing his temples as his headache intensified. "YOU CAN’T JUST CLAIM THE PLANET!"
[Name], sitting on Mark’s couch, kicked her feet up onto the coffee table. "I just did."
Mark, standing next to Cecil, pinched the bridge of his nose. "Why are we at my hou-"
He gets cut off by Cecil "Why would you do that?!"
[Name] shrugged. "Because it was there?"
Cecil looked like he was on the verge of a stroke. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!?!"
[Name], sipping from a juice box, tilted her head. "Yeah. It means I live here now."
Cecil inhaled deeply. "No, it means every government on Earth is PANICKING because some unknown Viltrumite just casually declared ownership over the entire planet—"
[Name] waved him off. "Oh, that’s dumb. I don’t want their government stuff, I just wanna live here. That’s your problem."
Debbie had just walked in, holding groceries, when she was met with the sight of:
1. Cecil looking like he was on the verge of an aneurysm.
2. Mark rubbing his temples in pure exhaustion.
3. A complete stranger lounging on her couch with a juice box.
Debbie blinked. "What the hell is going on?"
[Name] turned, grinning. "Hi. I live here now."
Debbie froze. "…What."
Cecil groaned. "SHE CLAIMED THE PLANET, DEBBIE."
Debbie slowly turned to Mark, eyes narrowing. "Mark. Explain."
Mark sighed. "Mom, meet [Name]. She’s…technically a Viltrumite, technically super strong, technically declared Earth as hers, and—" He sighed deeply. "—she’s apparently moving in."
[Name] grinned. "Nice to meet you, Debbie."
Debbie stared at her. Then at Mark. Then at Cecil, who looked done.
Then she sighed, set the groceries down, and walked into the kitchen.
Cecil blinked. "Where are you going?"
Debbie didn’t even turn around. "To pour myself a glass of wine before I deal with this bullshit."
Mark & [Name]: The Most Chaotic Duo Ever And Stopping Villains Together
Mark had long since accepted that fighting alongside [Name] was not a normal experience. He was used to strategy, teamwork, and at least some level of planning.
And [Name]?
Pure, unfiltered chaos.(As usual)
Like today, for example.
A B-list villain named Overload had been terrorizing downtown, his electricity-based attacks shorting out power grids and causing city-wide blackouts. Standard superhero work.
Mark was mid-air, dodging arcs of electricity while trying to get close. "[Name], can you—"
BOOM.
The entire street shook as Overload went flying into a billboard, face-first, before tumbling down onto a car.
Mark turned, sighing.
[Name] stood there, cracking her knuckles. "What? He zapped my bag of Doritos."
Mark pinched the bridge of his nose. "You just punched him through a billboard—"
"Yeah, ‘cause he was being annoying. You were taking too long."
"He was mid-monologue!"
"Exactly. Annoying."
Overload groaned, barely conscious. [Name] walked over and nudged him with her foot.
"Hm. Not dead. Cool. What’s for lunch?"
Mark stared at her. "We’re still in the middle of a fight!"
[Name] shrugged. "I dunno, seems like we won."
Mark turned back to Overload, who weakly raised a hand. "…I surrender."
Mark Attempts Cooking (And Fails, But It's the Thought That Counts)
Mark had exactly one mission today: make [Name] a meal.
The problem?
Mark couldn’t cook for shit.
He’d tried. Really, he had. He even watched a few YouTube tutorials on how to make something decent. But by the time Debbie walked into the kitchen, it looked like a war zone.
The stove had suspicious burn marks, the counter was covered in ingredients (somehow including things that weren’t even part of the recipe), and Mark was standing there with flour in his hair, staring at a pot like it personally insulted him.
Debbie took one look and sighed. "Oh my god."
Mark groaned. "Mom, help. Please."
Debbie pinched the bridge of her nose. "Mark, what is this supposed to be?"
He gestured vaguely to the…thing. "…Pasta?"
Debbie stared. "You burned water."
Mark winced. "…Yeah."
She sighed. "Move over, I’ll fix this before she arrives."
After a lot of motherly intervention, the dish was technically saved. It wasn’t perfect, but it was edible. Which was a huge improvement.
When [Name] arrived, Mark was visibly stressed while she sat at the table, inspecting the food.
Mark coughed. "So, uh. I made this for you."
[Name] blinked. "Why?"
Mark hesitated. "…Because I thought you’d like it?"
[Name] stared at him. Then at the food. Then back at him.
Without hesitation, she grabbed a fork, scooped a bite, and ate it.
Mark watched her carefully.
She chewed. Swallowed. Paused.
Then nodded. "Not bad."
Mark exhaled, relieved. "Oh, thank god."
Debbie crossed her arms, raising a brow. "You’re way too nice. That was barely passable."
[Name] shrugged. "I’ve eaten worse. One time I had to survive on a planet that only had meat that regenerated while you chewed."
Debbie and Mark both stared.
Mark hesitated. "…I don’t wanna ask."
[Name] nodded. "You really don’t."
Debbie sighed. "Mark, if you ever cook again, I’m supervising."
Mark groaned. "Noted."
[Name] grinned. "Don’t worry, I still think it’s cute that he tried."
Debbie never expected to befriend a Viltrumite Goddess of Destruction, yet here she was.
[Name], despite her terrifying power, was surprisingly respectful toward Debbie. And by respectful, that meant she actually listened whenever Debbie scolded Mark.
Like when Mark forgot to take out the trash.
"Mark, I told you to do it before heading out."
Mark sighed. "I was busy—"
[Name], lounging on the couch with a bag of chips, turned. "Mark, just do it. She’s right."
Mark groaned. "Not you too."
[Name] nodded. "She made me food, so she wins this argument."
Debbie smirked. "See? She gets it."
Mark threw his hands up. "Oh my god."
Another time, Debbie had been stressed from work. [Name] had noticed and, instead of saying anything, simply plopping onto the couch beside Debbie.
Debbie blinked. "What are you doing?"
[Name] shrugged. "I dunno. You looked tired, so I’m keeping you company."
Debbie stared. "…Huh."
[Name] then grabbed the remote. "Wanna watch bad reality TV? I heard humans find it entertaining."
Debbie hesitated, then sighed. "…Yeah, actually."
[Name] smirked. "Nice. Let’s watch people make terrible life choices."
And that’s how Debbie ended up watching The Bachelor with a god-tier Viltrumite who could destroy planets but instead spent the evening judging contestants like a drama-loving auntie.
OH MY GOLLY GOSH imagine beerus!Viltrumite reader meeting the mark variants, and lowkey I feel like Viltrumite mark and beerus!reader will be my favorite ( IM EXTREMELY BIASED )
AAAARRRGHGHGH they would be SUCH a power couple
i would love make them! Also what mark variants y'all want me to make? y'all decide nddjdjdsjjj
CAN I REAUEST MARK WOTH A S/O WHO IS LIKE SHADOW MILK COOKIE..?
SO SHINY SO STRONGGGGG
Author's Note: After a lot of begging from my friends and some request of it, I finally made this fjdbbdj hope y'all like it, it's gonna be a bit short and it's not only Mark on it hehe
SMC!Reader
Crossover shenanigans, Mark is frustrated, Debbie needs a break, Eve is lowkey spiraling, Omniman has had enough, Mauler Twins are fighting themselves(or are they?), [Name] wants chaos
You embody deception, illusions, and trickery, with an unsettlingly playful demeanor.
Your words are laced with half-truths, riddles or just straight up lies, making it hard for people to tell when you're being serious.
You have a theatrical way of speaking, always performing as if the world is your stage.(maybe the world really is just a big stage and were- Ahem)
Your jester-like attire and mask add to your eerie aesthetic, making you look like you belong in a twisted fairytale.
Your abilities revolve around shapeshifting, creating false realities, and manipulating minds with your elaborate tricks.
You revel in chaos but are not entirely evil(or..?)—your motives are complex, and your allegiance is as unpredictable as your magic.
Sometimes, you switch from playful banter to chilling, calculated menace within seconds, making it hard to trust you.
Invincible Characters First Reaction to ShadowMilkCookie!Reader
Mark Grayson / Invincible
At first, Mark is kind of confused. You look like a jester but talk like a villain in a Shakespearean play. When you suddenly disappear and reappear behind him, whispering, "Oh, dear hero, what would your mother say if she knew how fragile you truly are?"—he immediately gets on edge.
"O-okay... what the hell was that?" He’s wary of your illusions and hates how you keep making copies of yourself, laughing in his ear. Mark tries to fight you, but it’s like trying to punch a dream—nothing ever lands. He’s frustrated as hell but also a little terrified.
Omni-Man / Nolan Grayson
Omni-Man is not amused. At all. He doesn’t like mind games, and he especially doesn’t like being made a fool of. The first time he encounters you, he swings at you full force—only for you to vanish into thin air, your laughter echoing around him.
"What kind of trickery is this?" he growls.
"Oh, my dearest Viltrumite, I do wonder... what would it take to make you truly doubt yourself?" You smirk, summoning an illusion of Debbie crying and cursing his name.
For the first time in a long while, Omni-Man hesitates. His fists clench, his eyes flickering between rage and something else. But then—he snaps out of it, flying toward you at full speed. You barely dodge, grinning.
"Tsk tsk! So easily fooled! You really are all muscle and no mind!"
If you actually manage to make him doubt himself even a little, congratulations—you just made one of the most dangerous beings in the universe furious.
Debbie Grayson
Debbie doesn’t trust you one bit. The way you talk, how you always almost tell the truth but twist it just enough to keep people guessing—it sets off all her alarms.
"I've dealt with liars before," she says, arms crossed. "What do you actually want?"
And you? You just grin. "Want? Ah, dear lady, isn't that the eternal question? I want what you want. A moment of peace. A truth that doesn’t hurt. A world where love isn’t a lie… But alas! That is not this world, is it?"
She HATES how much your words make sense.
Cecil Stedman
Cecil has seen a lot of weird things in his time, but you? You’re something else. He’s immediately suspicious and keeps you under constant surveillance.
"I don't trust you, clown."
"Oh, Cecil, you wound me! I am but a humble performer! A mere weaver of stories! Why, the real villains here wear capes, not jester hats."
He doesn’t laugh. He just glares at you, muttering under his breath about how much of a pain you’re going to be. But deep down, he knows you could be useful—if he can figure out how to keep you under control.
Atom Eve
Eve is cautious around you. She wants to believe there’s good in you, but she can also feel how dangerous you are. Your unpredictability puts her on edge, especially when you start saying things like—
"Ah, Eve, you have the power to reshape the world, and yet... you hesitate. Tell me, how does it feel to hold the divine in your hands but fear to use it?"
She clenches her fists, glaring. "I don’t have to prove myself to you."
And you? You just smirk. "Oh, but darling, you want to, don’t you?"
She HATES how you get under her skin.
The Mauler Twins
At first, the Maulers just think you’re some kind of joke. But then, when they try to punch you and end up hitting each other instead—oh, they start taking you seriously real fast.
"What the hell?! Where’d they go?!"
"I dunno, but I swear I saw ‘em over there—WAIT, HOW AM I PUNCHING MYSELF?!"
They get so frustrated that they try to just blow you up instead. Too bad explosions don’t work well on illusions. You leave them screaming at each other while you skip away, laughing.
Overall:
Omni-Man is pissed.
Mark is frustrated.
Debbie doesn’t trust you.
Cecil is stressed.
Robot is confused.
Eve is questioning herself.
The Maulers are punching air.
And you? You’re just having the time of your life watching it all unfold.
After all… isn’t the world just one big, delicious lie?
I saw my chance and I choked it vigorously.
Catch!
I got two versions for the hairstyle lmao...
unrealistically:
realistically(?):
I wanted the hair to look like cat ears (like Valdemar from Arcana- yes ik its cloth but cmon guys..) but mofo looks like horns instead. Fair enough, bros demonic.
I like to imagine one day reader went missing on Viltrumite and then suddenly comes back with this fuckass hairstyle. And strength.
-foodievillain
*gulp* soo I'mma just...- *walks away with a suspicious art shape fanfic in my throat*
ANYWAYS I LOVE ITTT, especially the kitty bun hairXD
I personally see her having either a much shorter hair(because it gets in her way whenever she eats, sleep or fight). Orrr a long ass hair(because she's way too lazy to cut her hair).
Also love the hair coloor
*Throws love spam at your art 💗︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵💗*
HOW TO TAG YOU DJJDBBBSJD
also planning on making mertoman!reader and ShadowMilkCookie! Reader(a request from my friend lol)
I'm not really sure who I wanna request for but could I have a Metroman reader? With the powers of Metroman like super speed where it look to them like they stopped time and being indestructible, if you ever seen Megamind
But is absolutely the type to help grandma's cross streets, help a cat get down from a tree or help a kid get their balloon back
Sorry if this whole request is awkward to read, just want a typical superhero reader that's just strong
Okok imma rewatch the movie first then come back to this onee. Hope ya don't mind the wait(will probably take days or a day unfortunately lol)
hiii! Sorry if this is weird but would it be okay if a drew some fanart for Beerus!Reader? They’re genuinely hilarious and Invincible is my hyperfixation rn lmao
omg? would love to, no need to ask boo(~￣³￣)~
HEY WAIt, im the dude with the food-villain imaginary, if its too much jst do the reactions of the GDA and Guardians of the Globe (and other supes like Mark)
I'll try to! I'll only put a few character I am familiar with(Familiar with their personality lol)
Beerus!Viltrumite!Reader in the mainstream universe.
So like this has been on my mind since I've gobbled up your fic. And like wait.. Hear me out. Basically the villains in the world tries to ally with Reader.
Like, obviously, the GDA and Cecil will work their asses off to keep it a secret 'cuz its so easy for Reader to be swayed by food especially if they are newly arrived on earth.
Reader doesn't hide it though. They announce every time they save someone that the reason they're still alive is their skills on cuisine.
So like I'm thinking one villian (turned civilian) was doing heinous deeds and ofc Cecil sent Reader there and as Reader bashed the henchmen apart- the villain threw food (bros underground base is basically his house) at Reader who was advancing towards him and Reader ate it and was momentarily distracted, and the villain ran off with a new identity. STILL it caught the attention of other villains too (somehow) and they did the same, to bribe or distract (distracting is much more better), and they just work hard to get their cooking/baking skills better.
It was a lot so at some point Mark just has to babysit bro even though said 'bro' can obliterate him whenever they want.
Idk its just rlly funny to me.
Author's Note: I def hear you outtt, wait let me cook😋. Also if I continue this, I'm planning on making it into a Mark Grayson x Reader
Beerus![Name]
Crack, OP![Name], Mark is So Done, Viltrumites Are Freaking Out, [Name] Just Wants Food, Mark Has a New Problem, Thragg is Losing His Mind, Canon Divergence
Cecil Stedman had prepared for many things in his career. Alien invasions, rogue superheroes, and even the occasional apocalyptic cult. But this? This was stupid.
“You’re telling me,” Cecil said, rubbing his temples, “that the world’s villains are bribing [Name] with food?”
Donald, looking just as tired, nodded. “Yes, sir. There’s been a shift in crime patterns. Instead of fighting, most villains are now focusing on… culinary arts.”
“We have reports of Machine Head hiring Michelin-star chefs, Komodo Dragon robbing bakeries instead of banks, and even Doc Seismic—Doc Seismic, sir—is apparently taking culinary classes.” He added.
Cecil scowled. “Explain.”
Donald sighed and pulled up surveillance footage. On the screen, [Name] stood in the ruins of what used to be a villain’s hideout. Smoke curled from the collapsed walls. The air shimmered from residual heat.
Kneeling before her, a bloodied and trembling crime lord held out a silver platter.
[Name] narrowed her eyes. “You expect me to spare you?”
The villain, still shaking, lifted the dome cover. Beneath it sat a delicately plated dish—perfectly seared meat, garnished with fresh herbs.
“…I researched your preferences,” he stammered. “It’s… flame-roasted, the way Viltrumites prefer it. I even ensured the seasoning wasn’t Earth-standard.”
Silence.
Then, [Name] exhaled slowly. She reached out, took a piece, and tasted it.
The entire GDA war room leaned forward.
Cecil clenched his jaw as [Name] chewed, then swallowed.
Finally, she spoke.
“…Acceptable.”
The villain collapsed in relief, his shaking knees falling into the ground.
[Name] straightened. “Your technique is flawed,” she continued, flicking a glance at the dish. “The fire was too low. It lacked the intensity necessary to sear properly. But…” Her gaze softened. “You tried.”
With that, she turned and flew off, plate still in hand.
Cecil stared at the screen in horror.
“…Sir?” Donald asked.
Cecil took a deep breath. “We’re all gonna die.”
---
Meanwhile, Mark was suffering.
Mark Grayson had been through a lot. He’d fought aliens, nearly died multiple times, and watched his own father beat him to near death. But this?
“This is ridiculous,” Mark snapped. “You’re letting criminals go because they can cook?”
[Name] barely spared him a glance as she examined the dessert before her. “They are improving. The last attempt at this… ‘soufflé’ was a failure. This one has a stable structure.”
Mark gestured wildly. “That’s not the point! These are villains! You were sent to eliminate threats, not judge pastries!”
[Name] finally looked at him, unimpressed. “Incorrect. I was sent to ensure compliance. If they dedicate themselves to this,” she gestured at the food, “rather than destruction, the result is the same.”
Mark opened his mouth, then closed it.
Mark wanted to argue—but then he remembered last week, when a heist had turned into a live-streamed baking tutorial because Killcannon had challenged Furnace to a “bake-off” for supremacy.
This was his life now.
“…I hate that you have a point.”
“…Cecil is gonna lose it.”
[Name] took another bite. “That is not my concern.” Her eyes were not leaving as she watched Mark mumbling to himself.
Cecil, watching from the surveillance room, took another long sip of whiskey.
Author's Note: jdjsjbsjsj this was so fun to write jfjdjjdj, thanks for the idea anonymous(´ε｀ )
Humor, Crack, OP![Name], Food-Obsessed [Name], Mark is Traumatized, Guardian of the Globe vs. [Name], Canon Divergence, [Name] Breaks the Plot, Nolan is Confused, Timeline is season two!
Mark's first mistake was thinking he even stood a chance.
The sky screamed as the invader arrived in the city.
One moment, the city was bathed in the warm glow of the afternoon sun. The next, a comet-like blur tore through the clouds, slamming into the streets below with a force that shattered windows for miles. The shockwave alone flipped cars like toys and sent civilians scrambling for cover.
Mark had been in the middle of patrol when the call came in.
"High-priority threat inbound—potential Viltrumite. Invincible, do not engage alone!"
He had barely processed the words before the explosion rattled the city. And now, standing in the ruins of a downtown intersection, he saw her.
A woman, young-looking but radiating an overwhelming presence. She stood in the middle of the devastation she’d caused, arms crossed, expression bored. Her Viltrumite uniform was pristine—untouched by the destruction around her.
Mark gulped. He’d fought Viltrumites before. His dad, Thragg’s soldiers—he knew what he was up against.
This woman, though? She didn’t even look interested in a fight.
And that scared him more than anything.
She sighed, rolling her shoulders. “Alright, let’s get this over with. Nolan’s taking way too long.”
Then she moved.
The attack was instant.
A flick of her wrist sent an entire truck careening into a building. A casual kick flipped an armored car as if it weighed nothing. Civilians screamed and ran in every direction, but [Name] wasn’t concerned with them.
The Guardians of the Globe arrived within seconds, launching a coordinated strike. Energy blasts, brute force, everything they had—attacks rained down from every direction.
None of it mattered.
[Name] moved through the chaos effortlessly, dodging, countering, barely paying attention. It was like watching someone halfheartedly swatting at flies.
Rex Splode hurled explosive disks at her. She caught one midair, inspected it with mild curiosity, then crushed it in her palm before it could detonate.
Dupli-Kate tried to surround her with multiple clones, attempting to overwhelm her with sheer numbers. [Name] sighed and blurred forward, wiping out half of them in an instant. The real Kate barely dodged in time.
Shrinking Rae zipped around, landing precise blows at pressure points that should have at least staggered a Viltrumite. [Name] merely blinked, unimpressed, before swatting her out of the air like a bug.
Bulletproof charged next, fists coated in kinetic energy, swinging with all his strength. His punches landed with zero effect. He hesitated for half a second too long.
[Name] grabbed his face and slammed him into the pavement.
She was having fun.
Mark shot forward, fists clenched. He needed to stop this before it got worse.
"HEY!"
[Name] turned, spotting him just as he swung. Their fists collided—except only one of them felt it.
Pain shot up Mark’s arm as if he had just punched solid steel. He barely had time to process that before she retaliated. A brutal uppercut sent him rocketing into the sky. His vision blurred, but his instincts forced him to recover midair.
“Okay—ow.” He shook his head, steeling himself. She was stronger than him. Way stronger. But he couldn’t back down.
He dove, aiming for her blind spot. He struck her side, managing to stagger her. Barely.
[Name] blinked, then grinned.
"Oh, you’re actually putting in effort. Cute."
Before he could react, she grabbed him by the leg and swung him like a ragdoll, slamming him through the pavement.
Pain. Everything hurt.
She wasn’t done.
Mark barely registered being launched again, his body crashing through several buildings before—
CRASH!
A vending machine.
The impact shattered the glass and left him slumped against the broken machine, groaning in pain.
Then, something soft landed in his lap.
A bag of Cheetos.
Open.
Mark barely had the energy to process how absurd that was before a blur of movement was in front of him.
[Name] crouched down, staring intensely.
At the Cheetos.
Mark tensed, expecting another attack—but instead, she sniffed the air.
Paused.
Sniffed again.
Without hesitation, she snatched the bag from his lap and shoved a handful into her mouth.
Mark watched in absolute disbelief as the planetary threat in front of him sat there, chewing.
She froze mid-bite. Her pupils dilated. Her breathing slowed.
The world stood still.
Then she swallowed. Slowly, dramatically.
[Name] stared at the bag. Then at Mark. Then back at the bag.
Mark, still too stunned to function, croaked, “...What?”
[Name] shot to her feet, pointing at him.
"This... THIS is why Nolan hasn’t conquered Earth yet."
Mark’s brain malfunctioned. “...What?!”
She turned toward the ruined skyline, gripping the Cheetos like a sacred artifact.
"The food," she whispered. "Earth’s food is amazing. That’s why he’s keeping this planet. His hording all this"
Mark felt like he was having a stroke. His ribs were broken, his vision was spinning, and now this goddamn lunatic was having an existential crisis over Cheetos?!
“What the hell are you talking about?!”
[Name] ignored him, lost in her own revelation.
She took another dramatic bite. Chewed. Swallowed.
Then, with the confidence of someone declaring war, she turned back to him.
"Alright. Change of plans. This planet is mine now."
Mark stared, horrified. His fight-or-flight instincts were completely fried. “Wait—WHAT?!”
[Name] casually tossed the now-empty bag over her shoulder. "You heard me. Earth’s mine now. Nolan’s been slacking, so I’m taking over. Oh I'm [Name] by the way."
She introduced and then stretched, completely unconcerned about the damage she’d caused. "Man, I was this close to just wiping out the city. Good thing I found this first."
She gestured to the Cheetos dust on her fingers like it was the most important discovery of the century.
Mark just sat there, completely done. His body ached, his brain hurt, and now this woman was claiming his entire planet because she liked its snacks.
"...I'm gonna pass out."
And then he did.
Author's note: HOPE YA ALL LIKE IT FJJDDJDJD
Just request some Mark Grayson x Reader scenario and I'll try to make some djjbddjddjdsjdsj.
Would like to thank @invoncible for the amazing idea! This will just be how I think [Name] personality will be
[Name] [Last Name] • The Goddess of Destruction (Viltrumite Edition)
(This [Name] is inspired by Beerus the God of Destruction from dbz)
or what happens when a young Viltrumite, a very young Viltrumite is given god-tier powers and an almost zero attention span
Personality Breakdown
Whimsical Yet Unstoppable
[Name] approaches life with no set destination. Always wandering, observing, and occasionally causing mass destruction and chaos just because. She doesn't usually start fights on purpose.
Key word hint: usually
She just stumbles upon them or when the Viltrumite Empire orders her to(which is never, she doesn't take orders from the empire). But when she actually wants to fight? You just gotta take a deep breath and prepare for the worse.
Possessive & Self-Indulgent
She doesn't ask for things, she just takes them instead. If something interests her, welp it belongs to her now. And if someone disagrees with her?
Well say bye bye to their head. Whether it be a planet, person, or a bag of snacks. It's not sentimental, just instinct. Everything she wants it's already hers, they just don't know it yet:3.
Detached from Morality
Good? Evil? None of it matters. She doesn't go on her way to be cruel nor is she interested in being kind. If something amuses her, she lets them live. If they don't? Well she just wipes them.
But if someone goes on their way to stop her? Well ok mister goodie bag shoe, yea she'll, why? Because she wants to. No grandio philosophy, no internal conflict monologue. Just her.
Easily Distracted, Yet Unrelenting
She can me in the middle of almost destroying the city
Almost thank god
And she'll immediately abandon the fight to try a local cuisine. But that doesn't mean she forgot what she was doing, she'll be back eventually. But only if she wants to.
Respects Strength, but Only If It’s Fun
Titles? Ranks? Authority? Absolutely meaningless. The only thing she ever valued is how much fun someone has to fight. If they somehow put on a challenge? She's entertained. If they don't, well that depends. She eithers moves on and crush them out of sheer boredom or..
She's entertained because, why not? I mean respect doesn't mean mercy. It just mean she enjoyed herself before ending the fight.
Supremely Confident (Because She Can Be)
She has never lost in her life. Never even considered the possibility of losing. Why would she? No Viltrumite has ever come close to beating her, even tho she's young, very young for a Viltrumite, she's been the strongest(probably has broken many egos of other experience and old Viltrumite, not helping since she's a girl).
She doesn't need arrogance, reality has already proven her unstoppable.
Indifferent to Rules & Expectations
Mission? Responsibility? Orders? What's that? She only follow them only if it aligns to her interest or with whatever she already planned to do. The second they stop being interesting, she moves one.
No second thoughts just immediately done, she could be in the middle of destroying a planet the next second she's already somewhere eating. She does what she wants, whenever she wants, however she wants.
Which obviously causes some issues with the Viltrumite Empire council(of course there's an issue).
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In Conclusion:
She is a overpowered, unpredictable mass of destruction who treats universal domination just like a casual hobby. Maybe she'll take over your planet. Maybe she's in the side distracted by street food and declare it off limits to the Viltrumite instead. Maybe both, who knows.
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