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[nikfehu]

Current Fandoms I’m Writing For: Hesitantly Redacted Audio

Current Ships I’m Writing For: Any

Future Ships I Will Be Writing For: Any

Topics I Won’t Touch: Most NSFW, Excessive Amounts of Gore, Anything Problematic

Where to Find My Writing: AO3

Current Events: TBD

Current Fanweeks: TBD

Current Series: TBD

A full list of fics can be found here or the link in my bio!

(Post Will Be Updated As Needed)

[nanowatzophina]

If you get the chance I’d love to see Milo, Sweetheart, and aggro! Please and thank you <33

You got it, anon! o7

grumpy lil kitty

[nanowatzophina]

Hi Na'no!!

If it would be possible

Could we see your Guy and/or Honey designs please ?

Hi Danny!! You totally got it. I dont draw these two nearly enough—

[nanowatzophina]

Hi hi!!

I’d love love love to see more of your Porter if you have the time 🙏 I’m actually so in love with your design for him, the tattoo of his logo is so insanely genius 😋

Hi!! Aw! Thank you!! 💕

here ya go:

I just think Porter would like some cozy romantical movies.

[nanowatzophina]

Id love to see Anton and Love in your style, I also love your designs for Porter and Treasure 🤗

Thank you so much! I hope you like this 💕🌿

[nanowatzophina]

hello hi!

would you be willing to draw Asher? I'll gladly take anything you can come up with him ^^

Allo! You got it!! 💕

Date night activity! 🎨

[nanowatzophina]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈D. A. M. N. Pride!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[nanowatzophina]

some listener pride 💕💕

might do a couple more of these but I dont draw these two enough so… thought I might as well!

[nanowatzophina]

some listener pride 💕💕

might do a couple more of these but I dont draw these two enough so… thought I might as well!

[thottythoughtdaughter]

random kinda off beat redacted headcanons cuz why not?

wrapping guy in a fluffy blanket and calling him a silly burrito just to hear him giggle

shaving david's beard for him in the bathroom mirror, his head tipped back on your shoulder

gavin putting bandaids on your blistered feet and kissing up your calf

pranking milo by sitting and staring at him but giving no reaction or movement whatsoever until he starts yelling

drawing on sam's thicc biceps and kicking your feet in bed

going glasses shopping with lasko and having to soothe him after he finds out his glasses store multiplied their style options

drawing funny faces on vincent's bl00d bags so he laughs when he opens the fridge

going antiquing with porter just to hear him shit on other people's poor antiquing choices

lulling asher to sleep by reading literally anything aloud

buying candles with aaron and arguing about which one smells more like the other

making paperclip hearts and putting them on ollie's files and papers

trying to make anton traditional russian dishes and exploding the oven instead

[shrugsinchinese]

Since Eridians are cosexual and sexual dimorphism isn’t really a thing for them I thought of the reason as to how Adrian grew so much larger while Rocky was away

I’ll say the normal eridian adult molts once every 35-40 human years and Adrian’s friends and family were concerned AF because they were going once every 12 years or so. Said loved ones forced Adrian to get a therapist about 5 (still human) years before Rocky and Grace returned

[lazylittledragon]

domestic caitvi to recover from the post-con depression (with bonus timebomb obv)

[roddump]

unconventional displays of affection through touches of the arm.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[for-those-who-wait]

You send people to space to save the literal entire world and you still don't trust them to dispense their own drugs

I didn't see any art of this scene so I decided to throw this in the ring because I thought it was very funny

[nanowatzophina]

18 is perfect for Guy and Honey!

I meant to do this one first but it got drowned in my notifs!! Apologies anon!!

Guy just made a very dumb reference, joke or WORSE: a pun.

[kiss meme]