Samyazan Scion

[nikkiophan]

I don't remember making this but I apparently did at 12:41 am back in july?

the file is just called "EVIL WASHING"

[fishtax]

He was surprisingly chill ab being rejected

[spiicemilf]

it’s my jaronouns!

[spiicemilf]

it’s my jaronouns!

[lop-ears]

[burgeurger]

important psa

[keioxic]

and i been siiiiipping it

[dollzcomix]

american cuck that claps when the couple orgasms

[keioxic]

and i been siiiiipping it

[bugsodas]

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[homeofhousechickens]

Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.

[homeofhousechickens]

Very important to duel your brother every single day.

[dotdoot]

They found one...

[ranticore]

the texture is like wet vellum

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[memedokies]

been really into syrups lately

[crabussy]

THE FIRST KĀKĀPŌ CHICK IN 4 YEARS WAS HATCHED ON VALENTINES DAY !!!!

OH MY GOD

[crabussy]

welcome to the big crazy world, you!!! oh my goodness, so ugly! so sweet! so so special! thank you to ngāi tahu and DOC for all the ridiculously hard work over the past 30+ years to save kākāpō from the threat of extinction. and of course thank you tīwhiri, who laid the egg, and yasmine, for fostering the egg!

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