Soap: *quietly sketching during a meeting*
Gaz: *leans over and sees that Soap is drawing Ghost with hearts and stars surrounding him*
Gaz: Oh, do you like Lieutenant Riley?
Soap, tensing: What-?
Gaz: Oh? Did you not hear me? I ASKED IF YOU LIKE LIEUTENANT RILEY
Soap: SHHHH-
I ASKED IF YOU LIKE LIEUTENANT RILEY, SERGEANT JOHN MACTAVISH












