Breakfast Food with Attitude

A smorgasbord of whimsy, nonsense, and mayhem for your enjoyment . . . maybe. :P

[yanisl-17]

🎵 Think of me, think of me fondly... 🎶

[ad-wills]

[glowingghosty]

[thevioletcaptain]

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, for hands and wrists!

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[livlina-angel]

posting this with every artist tag i can think of, even if you dont do crochet, PLEASE TAKE RESTS FOR YOUR HANDS!!! no matter what medium artist you are, take care of your articulations

[sunflowerbutch]

🥚

crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

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Voting ended onMar 31, 2024

[coughloop]

[leopardmask-ao3]

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

[great-and-small]

Now that’s what I call

[great-and-small]

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

[son-of-drogo]

I hate this site so much.

[box5intern]

I can’t believe I was with my comrade @emotionalmotionsicknessxx when the trailer for Le Fantome de l'Opera (2026) dropped. We’re SO back.

[theunforgivenscone]

@ninjapancake314

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[soluda]

[charming-rats-deactivated202601]

the best thing on earth is how they designed darth maul to look scary and unnatural but we all took a look at him and decided that he was the hottest non human in star wars

[fallenrepublick]

George literally tried to describe his character design as "your worst nightmare" or something and our asses are out here going oH gOd pUT A bABy iN mE

We are NOT fucking okay

[koyacyi-vode]

okay but have yall SEEN what ian mccaig (the concept artist that came up with maul's design) drew first?

like, this bog body looking motherfucker could have been our sith apprentice. we could have had THIS instead of Darth Thot. and i for one am thankful that george was too scared of this design to go through with it.

Here's mccaig's recount of when he showed that design to george too:

[vicks-vaporwave]

Well that description of what he was aiming for was even scarier than the drawing and WILL give me nightmares

[pixll-sparks-deactivated2021111]

ok but like the slam and the ‘give me your second worst nightmare’ is just so hilarious to me and so peak editor vs creator 

[washingtonscodpiece]

“Okay, you nailed it, You nailed it too good. Nail it a little less next time please,”

[memewhore]

[gluebottles]

Candyland 1984/1997 board

[sideblogtointeract]

DYK that's was the point of the game? It was invented by Eleanor Abbott for children hospitalized with polio. The disease would effect mobility among other things so Candyland focused instead on bright colors and engaging illustrations rather than complicated gameplay to encourage the imagination of bedbound children. This post, and this comment, is a testament to Abbots genius in when she made this game.

Candy Land | American Experience | PBS

Although Candy Land started in a polio ward, its connection to the infamous disease was kept secret for 50 years. Its steady rise in popular

[importantpics]

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[aspiringsorceress]

[tealfoxarts]

So, foam clay + acrylic on canvas is actually really fun? Traditional painting is not my art strength, but I'm genuinely happy with how this turned out.

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[slunch]

if I were an English teacher I would print this out and put it onto the wall next to a "reading is poggers" poster

[totallynotashieldagent]

chat I'm just finding out that there's no lotus eaters ?? There's no "my name is nobody"?? There's only one Cyclops?? There's no Poseidon??

[ninjapancake314]

LaCroix Odyssey

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen