NORTHERN BOUND

{ TINKER, TAILOR, BANDIT, WIZARD } it has been { 0 } days since our last nonsense

[nikolaus-stnorth]

“North, I think your reindeer like me.” Queue Arthur being dragged around by a massive reindeer, pulled around by his hoodie

“As they shou-- ach.”

Here North expected a cute scene of Arthur being snuggled by the foals born the week before, and yet. Really, he should know better by now, especially when Dasher and Comet were coming in and out of the stables.

“...Okay, maybe not dhis much. Let’s give little Artur a break, yes? Comet, heel!”

[mea-cuppa-part-2]

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BjNePqtgSFS/

[biff-donderglutes]

FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT

[zevbutt]

Catch me lounging in my boudoir in a flowey lace dress eating my fucking gramophone

[the-scrappy-stinger]

This video stresses out Japanese game show contestants.

[nikolaus-stnorth]

{ @shiningsilverarmor​ }

Hello, are you here to ask Toothiana out yet?

“I was... not informed dhis is somet’ing I am needing to do?”

[winter-blizzard-and-a-cold-kiss]

[nikolaus-stnorth]

hi.

[winteryseasons]

[weirdchristmas]

I thought I’d seen every stupid Christmas meme/joke thing. Why didn’t anyone send me this!?

[flossinspector]

nikolaus-stnorth​:

“Tooth is very nice, yes, but I am not forgetting the time I go downstairs for second dinner as young, handsome man and there she is wit’ Ombric–”

“I think you are MISTAKEN!”

[nikolaus-stnorth]

“You t’ink I am making a habit of trying to eat second dinner h’wile there is canoodling happening?!”

[nikolaus-stnorth]

“Tooth is very nice, yes, but I am not forgetting the time I go downstairs for second dinner as young, handsome man and there she is wit’ Ombric--”

[nikolaus-stnorth]

Swoop deposits two pine trees in front of Nikolaus, and then gives him an expectant stare. "Pine tree mean it Chris-Moss." (dinobot-smash)

{ @dinobot-smash }

“I t’ink not, my friend. Halloween first. Or there will be consequences like ‘I am sleeping on d’sofa forever.’”

Still, North’s not going to turn him away with nothing-- from his pocket comes a carefully hand carved wooden snake, roughly the length of one of the toymaker’s arms.

“Don’t let this one burn, hm?”

[nikolaus-stnorth]

{ @flossinspector​ }

"Oooh, scary."

“It is result of big meaty bear paws.”

Lorg hands. Bigger than Tooth’s head.

[shiningsilverarmor]

@nikolaus-stnorth​

“Break like that kitkat bar.” 

[nikolaus-stnorth]

“H’wat is a keet-khet.”

[nikolaus-stnorth]

“Toothie may not break, but I do.”

[hillergoodspeed]

[nikolaus-stnorth]

“H’wat is robotic biology.”

[autobotmedic]

     … Did he just–

     “…I truthfully don’t know how to answer that in a short summary.”

[nikolaus-stnorth]

“Is more rhetorical questioning, but-- eh. I appreciate the t’ought. Someday, maybe, we sit and talk over this, yes?”

[nikolaus-stnorth]

“H’wat is robotic biology.”