GORILLAZ PROFILE: MURDOC’S LIFESTYLE
he hates talking or hearing about men’s health
he isn’t immortal & wants to be cryogenically frozen
he is a sex addict & a glutton
he suffers from stress, anxiety, panic attacks & insomnia
has anablephobia (fear of looking up)
he despises & feels sad about the Gorillaz live band & questions if he even exists
he is very aware that he is a cartoon character as he mentions it a lot (he says it in a somewhat jokingly, yet so melancholic way)
he thinks his father would have sold him off on Ebay (if it existed at the time)
he thought Russ lived with Ike Turner (when it was just a look-alike)
“You know…In my quieter moments…sometimes I think that maybe all this, all these awards, the videos, the flashiness, my bullying, slagging off bands, the lifestyle…I think maybe I’m just…trying to…distract myself. Avoiding the real issue, of growing up, responsia…respons…responsibility. There’s something deep within me that I can’t…I just don’t want to look at. All of this rock star nonsense is a way of avoiding the real issues in my life.”“Maybe it’s just the…the thing with my dad, you know. That story at the beginning, with the talent contest, the puppet costume, the pub…Maybe Gorillaz is my way of getting back at him, proving that it didn’t have to be like that.”
I think (not saying this is a fact) Murdoc does project a lot on 2D
has sociopathic tendencies
he’d just leave you be once he’s finished with you
it’s been known that he has choked, punched & slapped 2D on multiple occasions
he has tazed Damon Albarn just so he’d do crap for him
he has also paralysed Damon’s mouth, just for him to play charades
he has attempted to take Rachel Stevens away from 2D
he uses green tea to keep his skin green
he loves genetically modified chicken (only breasts or legs)
likes lemon & jam sandwiches
likes Maltesers (only its chocolate)
likes diamante-studded bananas
he would like to be an Olympic shot-putter if he didn’t have a music career
he is shorter than 2D (5'7 or 5′8 — he said it in his livechat on Facebook, but his MTV Cribs says 5′7, but according to him he is 5′10 & 5′4 on NME’s personal info thing)
his weight was mentioned on a promo art that looked like a passport from NME
has 8 fractures in his nose (caused by Hannibal - because he kept on going to his room & played on his records or something (second & third punch), that one bully named Tony Chopper - gets offended when Murdoc fought him (first punch), Russel Hobbs - because he found out he did it with Paula Cracker (five punches) — PHASE 1: GORILLAZ) - I don’t know where the Kelly thing applies
had tattoos of the seven deadly sins, helios on his lower back, a black inverted cross on his right upper arm, an Iron Cross on his upper left arm, a red octopus on the inside of his right forearm, etc.
“Lust”, “pride” and “gluttony” are his favourites
he has done a teddy boy style
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