all the green in the galaxy

tara. 20. white. (she/they/he) mobile nav

[firesuns-archive]

me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

[firesuns-archive]

look at him! there’s nothing at all in this giant head! it’s filled with air and love!!!

[zonerbonerz]

Angus, looking at the 3 upper lip hairs he has managed to grow in the past year: I am Angus McDonald

Angus:

Angus: *whispers* man detective

[bluekittyyoyo]

it’s 1am please take ms paint away from me :)

[ratfuck]

the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth

[bogleech]

There’s a comparison graphic

[bogleech]

1 like = 1 prayer for the huge cheese to turn around and eat the government

[ampersandworm]

wokka wokka wokka wokka

[thelvadam]

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege being horny on main with you tonight

[joey-wheeler-official]

This image told me to kill myself over shipping

[super-metroid]

isnt this that highschool murder game the fingers in his ass guy is from?

[cool-eevee]

This post is a fucking two hit combo

[soft-butch-cassidy]

interests:

women

swords

cats

women

empty notebooks that ill never write in

tiny cacti in tiny pots

have i mentioned women

[gunpowder-tea]

Direct action.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

bungle said fuck blue lives

[un-tide]

comrade bungle

[wonders7plus]

[lotsandlotsofbirds]

[gettingintoknives]

if she’s your girl why did she put a cup over me and slide a piece of paper underneath so she could gently carry me outside

[pigeonkindofgal]

Imagine your girlfriend,,, falling asleep with her,,, head in your lap,,, that would be literal heaven

[pbeltarts]

guesssss what iiiii watcheddddddd AND I LOVED IT

[xiunens]

yes

[husband]

(Butler voice) Your coochie, sir

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

death by glamour didn’t have to go that hard but toby respects gays

[mens-rights-activia]

People from Maryland are so proud of being from there, and for what? Crabs? They’re found all over the place. Old bay seasoning? It’s just fishy Lawry’s salt. That ugly checkered mess of a flag? Looks like a jester’s closet lmaoo Maryland is just Maine flavored Virginia

[thebutterflyranger]

Bruh Maryland is one of the most populated states in the country. We have one the most diverse counties with the best public schools systems in all the states. Our community colleges are top ranking and we have one of the lowest crime rates overall. We also one if the richest states and WE AINT ALL ABOUT CRABS

[mens-rights-activia]

[mesopelagic]

im a simple gal i see a pygmy animal i lose my Fucking mind

[mesopelagic]

hes too small!!! hes just not big!!