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Fucking hell. Are you kidding me with that shit?
You. Stay away from me. I-- I can’t deal with you right now. The things that I’ve--- I just want to leave. Leave me alone.
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@nina-invidia
deranged-dean:
Fucking hell. Are you kidding me with that shit?
You. Stay away from me. I-- I can’t deal with you right now. The things that I’ve--- I just want to leave. Leave me alone.
miss-molly-v:
I don’t know him. Or her? Oh. It’s a him. Yeah. I don’t know him. I’m sorry. If you give me a description I could be more helpful?
No, it’s... it’s okay. I think I just have to... get out of here. I can’t be around all of-- of this anymore. I need to leave.
original-willow:
Jordan? Did you say Jordan?
... Do you know where he is?
grandpafangs:
Whoa, hey. Come here… I’m here. There was a whole thing with the Just Eat app and obviously my hearing isn’t exactly what it was yesterday but here I am. Do you need some pizza?
Jordan. I-- I can’t turn it off. No matter what I do, it just... I can’t be here. Why am I still here? And you’re-- you’re---.... Pizza?
dylan-mccreery:
Ma’am? Are you okay? Jordan? I think I know a Jordan. Hey, everything’s going to be fine. Let me help you. Is there somewhere I can take you? Home? I can help you find this Jordan guy?
Help me? You can’t, it’s all so- so--- You have to stop. You can’t--- If you ever see me again, you can’t be nice. Please. I have to-- to get out of here. I hope we never meet again. I’m not---... Oh god.
I-- I have to get out of here. Where’s Jordan? Maybe he can- can-- Oh god. I can’t do this anymore. I have to leave.
Who’s the real you? The person who did something awful, or the one who’s horrified by the awful thing you did? Is one part of you allowed to forgive the other?
Rebecca Stead, Goodbye Stranger (via wordsnquotes)
grandpafangs:
Tell me about it. I could have sworn we’d just gotten Ruby the latest iPhone and suddenly there’s another one out. I’ll tell you, if there’s one thing that time doesn’t touch it’s corporate greed. Well, there’ll be no arguing with you if you have a need. I for one know better than to try. Bring the pink salt. And we love to be hosted. Honestly, did you ever think I’d end up with a mother-in-law who wants to stick a stake in me? [ laughs ] Now you’re just spoiling us. I’ll give Krys a text the now. You’re an angel, Neens.
Oh, don’t get me started on the tyranny of corporate greed, Jordy. Do us both a favor and save it for when we’re both a little less sober. It’s the least you can do. Thank you. I’m glad we can agree. I’m a force to be reckoned with, you know. Well... Let’s be honest with ourselves. We always knew you were a strange one. It only figures you’d end up here like this. [ grins ] Perfect. I’ll update Wes and let him know to call you with the details.
wesintheflesh:
Yes.
Oooh yes, who’s got it! Nina! Oh Nina, dear. Love of my life, queen of my rebel heart, my number one bae— I have a surprise for you!
I found it, I found it. It took some haggling—you should have seen me go, I was full of outrage. But! I did it. Behold! Pink salt. Pink… Wait- Wait a minute… Aw man, look at it under this light! That’s not pink. … Whoops?
@nina-invidia
Oh, sweetie. I’m really loving this energy but I’m giving you this one chance to promise me that it isn’t a giant gummy bear again. We can’t go through that disaster ever again, believe me.
Wes, don’t tell me you really got the--- Huh. Well, would you look at that! It sure looks pretty close now, doesn’t it? Okay, next time we go together, since we clearly can’t be trusted to do this solo. But I have good news for your not-pink salt. It’ll taste just as good with the margaritas we’re having with Jordan!
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&&  my  d a r l i n g,
          you were so   kind  and   beautiful      before they dragged you to   h e l l
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grandpafangs:
Pink salt, huh? Is this the next big thing because god love ‘em but those girls of mine can be something dangerous in that kitchen. But if it’s hip and aesthetic-y then it’ll be somewhere in our cupboards. Speaking of, do you want to have us over for dinner again? Krys thinks we should encourage more family time and I think we should keep the last of the pots functional.
From what I can tell! But you know I always get the buzz later than the kids do. They have more of a handle of the world wide web and the apps. But pink salt is cute and I can’t help myself. I have a need. Oh, dinner! Yes, that would be wonderful. You know we love hosting you guys. And you know what that salt would look great with? Margaritas!
blakewith-astake:
Pink salt? Are you making a salt lamp!? Oh my— I just- I always wanted to make one myself. They’re supposed to promote really good energy. But for cooking, I would try out the local grocery store and you might find yourself in luck. If not, it’s super affordable to order it online.
I’m Blake, hey. Big fan of the pink salt.
Really? I haven’t heard that! Maybe... Maybe I should be looking into the lamps and just... stick to sea salt in the mean time. Oh! I can do both, probably, right? How much could salt and a lamp cost?
It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Blake. I’m Nina. And I’m really digging your pink salt energy. Are you usually this excited about salt, or is it the lamp part that really gets you pumped?
shiningstar-wendy:
I’m not entirely sure where you get it out here, but I can order you some if you want? I get it directly imported from the Himalayas especially for Stella Matthews. I’m sure I could add a little extra into the next batch for you?
Wow. That would be absolutely wonderful, actually! Thank you! That’s just so... so sweet of you. Are you sure it wouldn’t be a problem?
sinful-stephanie:
I feel like I might’ve seen some in Echoll’s Market, but to be honest, I’m not actually sure what pink salt is? Do you eat it, or…?
Hmm... That’ll have to be my first area of attack. Oh, you eat it! It’s like regular salt, but from the Himalayas. That’s why it’s pink! Isn’t that so cute? I’ve never been to the Himalayan mountains, you know. I’ll have to put it on the travel destinations list.
deranged-dean:
Are you making a salt lamp? Can you make salt lamps or do you have to have them made for you? My wife won’t tell me. She says salt lamps are stupid and we have bigger things to worry about. Sorry, you asked a question. Uh… that I don’t know the answer to. I’m kinda new here too, but I passed a grocery store a block back. Probably the best place to start?
Oh! No, please tell me more! I wasn’t looking to make one, but now that you’ve gone on about them, I feel like maybe I should? I bet a pink one would be awfully pretty. Right, the original salt question! Well, I suppose your guess is as good as mine then, isn’t it?
evolution-of-emily:
I mean, I’ve been here for all of two days, so I’m not really sure of how much help I can be with that. Maybe try a cooking store? Or online?
Oh, I feel your hashtag struggles, as they say. I still feel a bit like a fish out of water, but I swear you get used to the town. It’s very friendly!
But gosh, that’s a good idea. Maybe I can look it up on the world wide web!