advance procrastinator

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[toastbutteregg]

[mod-l-lost-in-translation]

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

[portaljumper339]

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

Like a sack of what

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

i think memory loss is something i do on purpose by accident

[gifyourass]

[twitterlols]

[charlesoberonn]

Me to anti-vaxxers

[daddylexas-deactivated20160407]

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

[lubricates]

friend who has read receipts on: *reads my message at 8:00 and still hasnt replied at 8:02*

me: i get it. nothing ive ever said has or ever will matter to you. i understand now how foolish i was to think our chats were pertinent, important, significant to you. i hope you have a nice rest of your life because i am finished with these mind games.

[bob-belcher]

Where the hell is she? What could possibly be taking this long? Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[cassandracalin]

[jewishdragon]

[princess-bonnie-deactivated2016]

This is an incredibly important lesson to learn.

[elizadusku-archive]

#the unholy trinity

[flower-swift]

physically i’m in july, but mentally i’m still processing february.

[vivalatinamerica-deactivated201]

can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

[cmonandhauntme]

[chronicowboy]

[task-mismanager]

[teathattast]

[gettingintoknives]

i dont wanna be a “student” i wanna be a sleep