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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
Oof
I had to stop, look up from my phone, and take a deep breath before reblogging.
oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”
hello, fellow apes
Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow.
His name is Steven Udotong.
Imagine taking courses to write effective headlines and then see people who don’t know shit trying to be snarky online.
Guys. For the billionth time. Headlines need to give as much relevant details as possible while still being short enough to be read at a glance or almost, and get people to read the rest. Unless the article is about someone well-known enough that we can safely assume the reader will recognize them, first names do not go in headlines.
It is not about refusing to write the names of minorities in headlines. It is literally the first thing you’re taught when it comes to writing them.
On the other hand, just look how much funnier headlines could be if we adopted this policy
Seriously, do people think the headline is literally all that exists? There’s a whole article underneath it, you know!
Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones (2002) dir. George Lucas
Except maybe a rapist.
This is like a small child uncertainty taking a bite of their first piece of cake and then realizing that it’s the best damn thing they’ve ever eaten and shoving it all right into their face with grabby hands and just delighted. I love this kitty.
This cat looks very graceful. A proper lady.
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS 1993 | dir. Henry Selick
Ted’s Puns + The one time Alexis made a pun
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