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An observation regarding the latest story on the MTG website

So, I’d been assuming that names of the Eldrazi Titans were just what the people of Halimar called them, but it seems “Emrakul”, at least, is a version of a name she calls herself.

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Me’mrakul, a name‘mrakul myself, Fa, a long long way to run

Short video I accidentally made on Sonic the Comic, the cool English one from my past.

#Tbh it's a compilation of shit I sent in Group Chat #Sonic the Comic was the best #Sonic the Comic #Sonic the Hedgehog #Sonic

Yeah c'mon

@fungii look i actually drew three so youre not allowed to yell at me

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WHAT IS THIS

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Fun fact my boyfriend plays this game called Magic the gathering at this comic book store and I started going with him and we noticed that the other guys started saying really sexist and offensive things around me since I’m the only girl so he immediately took me home and taught me how to play so now I go there to play and beat all of them.

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They spend thousands of dollars on decks to win and I picked out cards that my boyfriend already owned and made my own deck and go there and win one guy literally threw his deck in the trash and walked out of the store screaming

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*sigh* manbabies

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your boyfriend is helping you do the Lord’s work

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DESTROY THEM

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Oh I did. I won first place in a commander tournament as the only woman playing out of 10 other men and no one congratulated me and all the piss babies tried everything they could to say I didn’t actually do the legal infinte combo that wiped out the entire pod. And then proceeded to whine for the rest of the night. I LIVE FOR THIS GUYS. 💀 valar morghulis 💀

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LMFAOOOO yes. Destroy them

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My favorite thing are all the “post buster” comments on this post. A couple made from blog titles with “anti feminist” in them or icons of my little ponies.

let’s just walk through a few scenarios presented shall we?

“That didn’t happen!” I’m sorry were you present? Am I talking to one of the boys I beat?

“We don’t even know what OP’S deck is like!” All mana black with mikaeus the unhallowed as my commander with 3 infinite combos I use regular including: mikaeus the unhallowed / triskelion, sanguine bond / exquisite blood, bloodchief ascension / mindcrank.

“No one would throw away a 1000 dollar deck.” This guy’s deck was nowhere near that amount and he has extreme anger issues and proceeded to quit playing magic after that.

“You can’t just randomly pick cards and win!” I didn’t? I chose from my boyfriend’s previously owned cards (he’s been collecting since 1994) and built my own winning deck. I lose a lot but only to my boyfriend.

“This is so fake you made this up for notes! You’re so right. Considering there are hundreds of stories backing up the behavior I witness on a regular basis, and the hundreds more of backlash from the anti-feminist sector of the MTG community, I totally made it up. I just love punishing myself so much after I win tournaments and get mocked for it by man babies or other women who base their self worth on the praise of misogynistic men in the nerd community.

There is close to 175 thousand notes on this post supporting a feminist MTG community. I’m sorry that pisses you off so bad but I’m not sorry whatsoever. You are only proving the facts on this post making it so much more real.

#ultimate power

I still haven’t gotten over Jace’s Innistrad ‘disguise’

#Magic the Gathering #Magic Story #Innistrad #Shadows over innistrad #Jace #steve buscemi #Mtg #SOI

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#stillmourningAvacyn'sdeath

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I literally don’t know how this happened, I literally went in to the Tumblr Living Guildpact elections, publicly stating that I had no idea what they even were and I was running because anyone could join. And here I am in the finals and I am going to destroy Magic.

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Please don’t destroy Magic. We like it, and trying to destroy it is Maro’s job.

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Poor Maro. (Only a quick doodle don’t judge me)

#mark rosewater #in case you couldn't tell

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Seeing people play without sleeves

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what exactly is wall of boom? i can't seem to find it on gatherer

Back in the ancient times of 1997, there was a point between turns where players could activate abilities but not cast spells. This point existed so that Time Vault could work, i.e. so a player could skip the turn that they were about to begin to untap it instead.

During that point between turns, you could activate Wall of Roots as many times as you wanted (since it was no one’s turn, there was no limit!) and make an arbitrarily large amount of mana, then dump that mana into the Magma Mine and kill your opponent.

It was a ridiculous rules loophole that was closed very very quickly.

#This is hilarious omg