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Hi . Hello. Trying not to mess this up SC :mercy3123 Lyric reels Instagram: jenbear007

[ix-xx-xcvii]

i’m about to get hobo johnson lyrics tattooed onto my body forever, so that’s where i am in my life rn

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[kaijuno]

I found god in a hopeless place

[catchymemes]

[neofooturism]

[neofooturism]

reblog to instantly kill an Italian

[aroacedavestrider]

actually this looks mad delicious. bucatini alfredo arancini. saving this for later

[chaser]

[bitternest]

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

[bitternest]

cowards

[northwest-cryptid]

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Fan The Flames

Just because Tumblr won't let you Blaze a post doesn't mean you can light it up yourself!

[konoko]

[catchymemes]

[mikehellrs]

To give some perspective: Chariots were invented circa 2000 BC and were the fastest form of transportation known to man for around 3800 years until trains in the 1800′s. Then 100 years later we were flying, and 66 years after that we were on the Moon.

[atlinmerrick]

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Laura Ingalls Wilder lived to 90. The first time she crossed the prarie, she walked. The last time she crossed the prarie, she flew in a jet.

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

[erosboi-deactivated20130619]

[fivekets]

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

[megparsec]

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

[iwantasecretgarden]

I tried to scroll past I really did

[quousque]

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

[immortal-maschine]

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

[kaijubrains]

Forbidden nesquik 

[hisakata-resutomoshibi]

Hello friends! Just a quick reminder that blood meal is dried, flash frozen blood with a high nitrogen content and added iron! If ingested it can cause iron toxicity, vomiting, pancreatitis and other various gastrointestinal distress. 

IT IS NOT SAFE FOR MAMMALS.

That being said, plants love it!

[immortal-maschine]

why in God’s name was it necessary for so many people to clarify that a dirty bag of blood from the gardening section isn’t safe to eat like what fucked up tumblr subculture has my shitpost reached

[lingonberryjamistakenwhat]

[romansroys]

tweeting this less than 24 hours before your colleagues publicly vote you out of your job is so funny

[sixpenceee]

A Talented Capoeirista (female Capoeira player) | source

[lasaraconor]

Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish 

[thetableintheback]

[image description: a gif parodying edward hopper’s nighthawks. it depicts the diner filled with water and various fish swimming around inside it. the light from the diner casts reflections through the water onto the street outside. /end description]

[petaltexturedskies]

Margaret Atwood, the blind assassin

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