blake kathryn
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
Keni
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@nineinchbitch
I get so angry everytime i remember that one time i was 15 and i was in the school principal's office and they had the nerve to ask me, a depressed tennager, "where do you see yourself in five years?"
DON'T EVER ASK THAT SHIT TO A CHILD I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
I think my mental health started declining like crazy when i stopped playing the wii sport with the board
Remembering that one time i was playing SCP-3008 on roblox and someone came into my base and told me "Deftones is better than Nine Inch Nails" (my roblox username is TrentReznor)
i didn't argue back because i was scared they were gonna break my base if i did, but bitch, loud and wrong in MY house?!
lack of sleep, i am seeing things in the corner of my eyes lollll like who dat lady crawling in the staircase oh my god😂😂😂👀👀👀👀👀
Hahahaha no way🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ethel Cain literally wrote "head in the wall" about me🙀🙀🙀🙀 lmaoooo how did she do thaaaat ughhhh🤣🤣🙀🙀
Yall ever go through your day doing things and i some point you stop yourself in your track and you're like "damn, i'm just like my dad/mom/brother/Qin Shi Huang, the first ever emperor of China" ?
I wanna get my nipples pierced but i'm so broke i swear i'd suck dick to get it done🙄🙄
A hot man is hot, but a hot man who doesn't realise he is hot, i hotter.
Stay with me now.
Sometimes i wish my tits were slitghly bigger, some other times i wish i could find a meaning to my unsignificant life and let go of the past.
Bitch i was listening to "Controversy" by Prince and at the prayer part i was like "wait i've heard this prayer somewhere before" . Then i realised.
Remmick in Sinners i will never forget you big sexy....
I HATE PERFUME COMMERCIALS ON TVVVVVVVVVVVVV FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHIT BITCH.
First of all it's always (most times) freaked the fuck out for no reasons. Like bitch okay here's the "wet pussy, makes your dick hard" perfume, girl what.
Second of all, most importantly, I CAN'T SMELL YOUR SHIT THROUGH THE TV BITCH. Like what THE fuck are you selling??? Perfume!!!! The point of it, is the smell. SO WHY IS IT A SHORT EROTIC MOVIE ON MY TV FUCK YOU THAT'S NOT SELLING IT.
you know the saying like "this meeting could have been an email" bitch this commercial could have been a billboard on the bus stop. 🙄
Like it's a perfume, just put your shit on a billboard like "hey yall shit smelling broke people, here's our new rich people perfume, here's what the bottle looks like, here's the name, it smells like lilac and wood or whatever." PERIOD. that would make sense.
BUT ALSO all those perfumes are by very famous and rich brands, like you're Chanel, you're Mugler or whoever bitch we know you make perfume whatever.... what's with all the advertisment like you're new here? And those perfumes are always old as hell too 🙄
Like they just take another trending celebrity as the face of a perfume that they put out over a decade ago and they try to resell it with a new freaked out commercial with a different song... sigh.
And don't get me started with the american celebrities in these commercials trying to pronounce french and italians words, brother just go the fuck home with your check and your pronunciation of the letter "r"...
Fuck yall, i steal perfumes from the grocery store and i smell as sweet as pie while you spend hundreds on some Dior shit that probably smells like polluted dodo bird fart, or josephine 3 days streak unwashed pussy for napoleon.
Fuck this shit man
Happy pridemonth, this is all i think about.
Do not understand why being gay is seem as not a masculine thing yk? Like what's manlier than a man liking men? Like that sounds very manly. Not that it matters anyway but like wth how manlier can u get ????
Bought a nin merch shirt why is it made out of cotton and not latex wth
"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch
Freshly washed hair and a blow-out!!!!!
Makes me wanna ride someone and throw my head around dramatically 🙀
The best part of Lady Gaga's whole discography is the little "ew!" in "Judas"
