Lupus in fabula

the older i get the more i realize i have a million interests and no time for any of them lmao. anime, kpop, lord of the rings, harry potter, gaming, pokemon. you name it, i probably know something about it.

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[tolkien-shitposting]

[sabatoge-deactivated20220531]

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

[cryotrash]

Did you know that most plot holes can be fixed by making your characters canonically stupid

"This doesn't make any sense, why would he ever-" my man hasn't stumbled onto a thought in years

[rocketbirdie]

nobody:

absolutely no one:

tumblr staff: hey i got a great idea hows about we screw up everyone's decade of muscle memory by splitting the perfectly functioning reblog button into two separate things. and make every basic task take more clicks to perform than before. this is ideal. yup. yeah go ahead and push the update to all users and ignore all feedback. s'all good

[djbodyhorror]

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

[sukimas]

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

[blackgirlmagicx]

[asoniccatapult]

do they expect me to stop him somehow?

[burins]

saw someone say that they don't read fics under 10k and had to laugh because more fool you, that is where all the bangers are. obviously I'm biased but truly nothing hits like a 1.5k fic with a lowercase title from some obscure poet where nothing actually happens and yet you emerge blinking with a completely new outlook on the character. infinitely rereadable. like a perfectly crafted pastry. I'm gobbling them up!

[gunsandfireandshit]

[lowkeiloki]

hate it when a show is over like bro i was watching that

[miamignonette]

not using chatgpt is literally the easiest thing in the world

[televisionenjoyer]

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

[legallybrunettedotcom]

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[nowadayz]

UNDERWORLD 2003, dir. Len Wiseman

[atombombtom]

what the hell even is a webp image. i dont care fuck why cant you play nice and just be a png. asshole image