Philosopher or Pun Enthusiast

Male. 26. This is just a blog for random things I find humorous or interesting, some will be oc, some will be found on other sites and most of it should be good.

[cannastop-deactivated20240304]

[nonamehorse]

good for her

[flankout]

good for her

[catching-fire-in-the-wind]

[dyingroses]

[blondejaneblonde]

[unabashedlysporadickryptonite]

Additionally, inheritance laws especially in English law used to be very strict about what wives and daughters could receive. Most of the property when a person died would go to a male heir even if that person left a wife or older daughter. This could even include the very house a woman was living in when her husband died. Cue Jane Austen and other writers of this era who discuss problems of women’s legal dependence. At certain times women could not hold land, houses, or bank accounts but they could take more personal property like jewelry or dresses. Women had to be conscious of the value of their clothing and jewelry because it could someday mean the difference between penniless or able to afford a place to live after your husband or father died.

[injuries-in-dust]

"Pardon me, this is getting rather stiff."

[filmnoirsbian]

stop i NEED that pic of the boy who took his cat to prom and she has a lil dress and is looking up at him with 100% love and tenderness……..

[filmnoirsbian]

there she is!!!!!!!

love……..tenderness…….

[rubyvroom]

We should really not go along with the corporate lingo on these shifts to automation and AI. Always remember this: They don't want to pay people to do the work.

Companies aren't replacing cashiers with self-scan machines for the customer's convenience. They don't want to pay people to do the work.

Companies aren't using AI to produce a better product. The product produced by AI is notably inferior - they just don't want to pay people to do the work.

Corporate America is not hurting for money. It's not that they can't afford employees -- profits are soaring! They just don't want to pay people to do the work.

[madderhatter]

[sirobvious]

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

[sirobvious]

I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one

[pseudomantis]

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

[pseudomantis]

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

[jonnywaistcoat]

[mijitogustavito]

Keeping this quote to my grave

[epilepticsaints]

[electricpentacle]

Bear in mind that this is a technique that anyone can use on anyone about anything.

For example, you probably want to be suspicious when megacorporations start rebranding themselves as "diverse" and "sustainable".

[wrabbitx]

Quotes from the Everything Everywhere All At Once Directors’ commentary, part 1 of 2

[rylandsgrace]

With its seven Oscar wins, including Best Picture, this became the most awarded Best Picture winner since Slumdog Millionaire (2008) 14 years earlier. Everything Everywhere All at Once + trivia

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[bloodandglittertastessobitter]

Reblogging because I really need some good luck

[whatevercomestomymind]

Even if this isn't lucky, potatoes are awesome

[numberonefjordfan2020]

The dunmeshi anime should have one of those EDs where they make anime girls do choreographed idol dances except it’s marcille doing the worst dance you’ve ever seen in your life. Not even in a cute way it just sucks ass and you wish someone would put her out of her misery.

[occidentalavian]

canon

[nukaposting]

[pocketcolors]

i just want to add the context that this photo was taken in penn jillette's scrabble themed bathroom that says peeing on the floor

[nukaposting]

this is great. i learn so much by posting

[artyphex]

The fact that Everything Everywhere All at Once has the main character see that if she hadn’t gone to America with the man that would be her husband she would’ve lived a glamorous life of fame and fortune and her husband would’ve gone off and gotten very rich on his own rather than living together in an apartment over a laundromat struggling with finances every day and where so many movies would’ve framed that choice to go off together as a mistake, shown their alternative lives as some sort of “see? It wasn’t worth it” and had them “escape” to that “better” universe in the end, it instead all culminates in the line “Just so you know, in another life, I would’ve been really glad to just do laundry and taxes with you” changed my wholeass life

[socialistexan]

Watching the way some men are having a Very Normal Reaction to the term "pavement princess" is hilarious to me. I saw one guy make a tiktok where he showed his truck said "see, I put OFROADER stickers in three places and I went in this gravel road! It's not a pavement princess!"

Pavement Princess is the name for a jacked up super truck, you know the ones, that really mostly only exist in suburban areas with custom paint jobs and the brightest LEDs you can buy on the market and pickup beds smaller than a Honda Acty. They're gas guzzling, road destroying, pedestrian killing, ego-boosting machines.

And yes, the Cybertruck is absolutely a Pavement Princess.

Like, damn, maybe we finally do have a slur for cishet white men.

[socialistexan]

[socialistexan]