Bliep bloeb I want some soup

I was black-eyed-bucky. I'm a biologist from the Netherlands. Ace. Strange rant posts are my jam. Weird facts, animals and beautiful art make me very happy.

[my-dailydreams]

[orcboxer]

you shoulda seen the size of those rooms, man, it was like, floor to ceiling

[bardjulus]

fuuuuuck dude that’s class. were they wall to wall?

[orcboxer]

they were wall to wall too bruv it was mental

[boobookittenartblog]

Kariridraco dianae, a genus of thalassodromid pterosaur from early Cretaceous Brazil.

It had an estimated wingspan of about 1.3 m.

Artwork by Pedro Ribfer

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you people are. unkind to me

[d4lifesworld]

You... voted for the pigeon, too?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i know when i'm outmatched

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[myfairkatiecat]

My friends and I all took a “which Jane Austen love interest would you fall for?” and I was like ooh ooh I hope I get Mr. Knightley. But also if they have Henry Tilney on there he’s super underrated and I would get his humor better than Catherine anyway so I want him too. One of my friends said she wanted Mr. Darcy and I was like eh hard pass. Everyone looked at me like I committed sacrilege and I was like look! I love him! As a character! And I think he’s great for Elizabeth! I am really super happy that Elizabeth ended up with him. And also perfectly content to not be Elizabeth because he’s just not for me. And then we took the test and I got Mr. Darcy and one of my friends said “I forgot not liking him was a prerequisite for falling in love with him” and I threw my phone at her (spiritually, not physically, bc phones are expensive)

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[mysillycomics]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

[importantcatpics]

@importantcatpics

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

[monstermonger]

oops I was told you can only see the photo if you have a bsky account, so here's a screenshot of it!

[dailypokemoncrochet]

Pokeamidex in progress!

Here's an updated video of my Pokeamidex (Pokemon amigurumi pokedex), like a binder of Pokemon cards, but with photos of my crochets instead of cards! Pokemon are listed in National Dex order, so the empty spots are Pokemon I haven't crocheted yet or whose pictures I haven't printed yet.

I personally think it's neat to look at because it's a good way to really visualize my progress. Hope y'all enjoy! 😁

(Previous video from 3 years ago!)

[dailypokemoncrochet]

And then here's my pokeamidex binder! I haven't updated it in a few years so like. Hundreds more pokemon wow

[natequarter]

i am going to get a bad grade in sleeping, something which is normal not to want but terribly easy to achieve.

[imjustexistingtbh]

let’s bonk with mama

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[idogmini]

i want to make this a sticker sheet these guys r funny

[famouspainterwombat]

[itsbenedict]

#france in shambles. automation truly comes for us all.