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[katswenski]

[starwarsgraphictee]

WOW. Lmao

[chaston96]

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

[pizzaotter]

[mark-renton]

[safeguards]

Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.

safeguards (via safeguards)

[coachkook-blog]

The terrible good-night split

[factfiend]

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

[blackwoolncrown]

[barcoque]

The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

[yatzuaka]

source

[jimmyfury]

“It will be full of gays next”

[ninjabootboot]

How to properly recover from a workout ✌ #fiveguys #baconburger #largefries #trustmeimanutritionist #jk #dontlistentome #iamnoob #noregrets #fatlifechoseme #legday #squats #squatsfordays #deadlifts #repeat (at Five Guys)

[specialize-deactivated20240114]

When people say lol instead of laughing irl

[invocado]

Hide-and-Seek | by “Randy_American”

[toocooltobehipster]

bye

[frankoceanfanclub]

when i get a runny nose

This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch

[sandandglass]

[honey-lemon-dont-care]

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST BELLE

[didyouknowmagic]

LOL DID THEY JUST NOT SEE THE MOVIE? 

[tinuviel-undomiel]

This made me laugh so hard.

[stalling]

ok but this is some deep commentary, whether intended or not, and I feel very fucking attacked

[knightsintodreams]

beauty and the beast: genocide run

[turbotimeblog]

This is a murderer!

[movie]

Freedom Writers (2007)

[caramelanin]

This movie was so important

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

This is one of the only “white savior” movies that matter because they didnt silence the stories of the kids of color. They kept it real and in doing so kept it realatable.

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

this movie is superb

[thehijabstylist]

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

[highkey-melanin]

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

[alltoozelle]

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

[whiskey-and-c41]

Michelle Obama 2020

[tastefullyoffensive]

Pure evil.

[theshantiestme11ophone]

form a is my dream form b is my nightmare

[grownthot]

why would u even

[dreamer-garage]

Nissan R35 GT-R LibertyWalk