It's really quite insane...

Weird, wired, contagious.

[mayleeillustration]

A cozy winter night

[utwo]

WILD

© Kiel James Patrick

[bettsfic]

to the anon who asked earlier what my Type was, i forgot about these tweets.

[gifak-net]

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

[tamagotchivevo]

aw hell no

[unseeliequeen-deactivated201904]

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

[nebula-cnidaria]

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

[gummygomamon]

As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.

I’ve seen deer:

1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed

2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey

3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field

4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed

5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease

[capricorntea]

@theninjaslother

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

LOL

so Deer are essentially my anxiety disorder?

[ivanisly-kun]

you: i have anxiety

me, an intellectual: oh deer 🦌

[fallingstars5683-deactivated201]

S T O P

[beep-beep-im-asleep]

Panic and RUN, panic and RUN!

[thedragondjinn]

I have an obligation to share a story.  I lived in the country once, owned three horses.  Well, we had hunters in our neighbourhood so the deer and the coyotes liked to hang out on our acreage because lots of room and we wouldn’t hunt them.  One day, a deer came out and started grazing in our field.  My family saw it and went ‘oh cool’ and went into our backyard to watch.  What we didn’t expect was my quarter horse x pony cross going up to the deer.  When she did, the deer took off running towards our fence and we thought ‘well so much for that that’s the end of it.’ But just before the fence, the deer swerves like a quarter horse in a barrel race and runs back to my horse.  We thought ‘oh hey that’s cool the deer’s showing off’.   What we didn’t fucking expect was for my horse to start bounding around the field like a FUCKING.  DEER.  My horse was BOUNCING.  They were playing, and showing each other they could do what the other could do.  It was hilarious.  Meanwhile, our other two horses were standing on the big hill a ways back, overlooking what was happening.  The horses were eyeing mine like she was certifiably nuts.

[glumshoe]

I’ve seen that happen with horses and deer before, too! My neighbor’s horse Bill is like… friends with the local deer and they hang out and race each other regularly. It’s very strange.

[crockpotcauldron]

@elodieunderglass

[delta-breezes]

Half Baked Harvest

[gissellehinojosa]

[vistale]

McLaren P1 | via

[elvenking]

The Woodland Realm was a kingdom of Silvan Elves in the Forest of the Wilderland beginning in the Second Age. The Elves of the Woodland Realm, unlike many Elves, were known to be less wise and more dangerous, but were nevertheless one of the most powerful and legendary of the Elves of Middle-earth.

[lsleofskye]

The bear, wolf and other wild animals, is a symbol of what is right with the world | stiannorum

[mellowmagpie]

viggo mortensen’s appeal as aragorn is 70% the voice, 25% the scene where the wild horse saves him from drowning, 12% hair, 8% ‘the beacons are lit!’, 3% swinging around the broken blade, 1.03% spitting soup back into the bowl on a windy day, .3% the way he speaks elvish (which mostly fits into the voice, but its elvish so its special), and .0004% when he kicks the orc head and screams

[dachosmin]

This is blatant “smoking a pipe with his hood on in Bree” and “shoving the double doors of helm’s deep open” erasure and I will not stand for it.

[smurkark]

I made this cake (without the vinegar) on Sunday and it’s still delicious and moist and amazing

also this is one of the comments on the recipe and I’m still laughing about it:

[ninjahobbitess]

Bwhahahahaha

[gif87a-com]

[alcar-ancalime]

…and they lived happily ever after, until the end of their days.

[veverybeautiful-deactivated2018]

allthebeautifulthingsblog•

[fairylightsandcozynights]

fairy lights & cozy nights | autumn & winter

Countdown to Autumn: Day 7 - Aesthetic

[ninjahobbitess]

The Espionage Octopus - Purple polymer clay cephalopod - Handmade Steampunk spy ocean critter - Only one!

Youre in for a treat with this octopus. World traveler, 007, ninja, you name it and this little fella did it!

[ninjahobbitess]

Long sunny summer days, a small breeze and blooming flowers. That's all I need...and my hobbit hole.