your arab mom.

here!

[smurkark]

I’m gonna start a new series that’s just like, texts with my brother

[smurkark]

fucking cackling in the office right now

TikTok - Make Your Day

[smurkark]

I’m gonna start a new series that’s just like, texts with my brother

[smurkark]

My reading wrapped stats for the first six months of 2026 and it’s like, zero books finished, 15 books DNF’d, 30 million words read on ao3

[elvenlords]

He thinks he's a dragon in human form.

FINN BENNETT as Prince Aerion 'Brightflame' Targaryen A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

[velteris]

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

[mcgravin]

Sounds like you need "His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or, the John Brown Isekai" by CabbagePreacher, an actual fic on AO3 about famed abolitionist martyr John Brown getting isekaied to such a world and going on a rampage abolishing harems.

[mercurymusing]

[theunvanquishedzims]

140 CHAPTERS?

[smurkark]

Happy Pride month and also happy acne awareness month, I have a massive pimple on my jawline that’s causing radiating pain down my neck and up into my ear, I’m in literal agony BUT 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[smurkark]

just thinking about the last post I reblogged about Sanji from One Piece being misogynistic and remembering what I messaged my brother as I was reading OP for the first time

[smurkark]

sorry this is so funny

[smurkark]

just thinking about the last post I reblogged about Sanji from One Piece being misogynistic and remembering what I messaged my brother as I was reading OP for the first time

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tumblr users will brand the entire genre of rap as too misogynistic and then go back to writing fanfiction of sanji from one piece

[kingslayerstew]

i dont get the point of adding headcanons to character polls. asoiaf tumblr polls be like

FAVORITE ASOIAF CHARACTER OF COLOR

🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️ jhalabar xho ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

🟦🟦🟦⬜️brown ben plumm⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

🟦🟦🟦🟦jaime lannister🟦🟦🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️

🟦🟦🟦⬜️alayaya⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

🟦🟦🟦🟦jhiqui⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

[miniaturenutduck]

jaime lannister

[ilynpilled]

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[doubleclutch]

Wemby pregame 6 style. 👀

[wharfz]

Spurs vs Thunder | May 18, 2026

[creamscle]

[cannotacrowmb]

wemby is so great. he's 22. he had a potentially fatal blood clot. he's in a fantasy/sci-fi book club for nba players that's just him and one other guy. he beat the okc thunder in the nba cup semifinals and said immediately afterwards he was happy to be playing "ethical basketball" (implied: unlike them). he has a high kick so high that it can knock a basketball out of the hoop. he decided the best way to recover from the potentially fatal blood clot was training with shaolin monks. he could have had a career with fc barcelona but turned it down because the coaches weren't challenging him enough. he's 7'4". actually he's 2.24m because he's french. he cries on the court because he "refuses to hide the burden of [his] emotions." he elbowed a guy in the neck last week. he hates iso ball. he hates ICE. he's the first guy to win defensive player of the year in a unanimous vote. he's currently building a 7,500-piece lego model of the millennium falcon

[smurkark]

It’s funny when my brother asks me a hyper specific question related to his treatment, like just now he noticed something near the needle insertion site and was like “what is this is it normal” how the fuck would I know you’re the expert in this???

[smurkark]

I have access to six different Ontario librairies through Libby and yet none of them have a single Barbara Comyns book. Infuriating!