ûFreedom.

I like tuba. I like music. I like freedom. I like other stuff too, but don't really want to tell you people. I guess I like computers too, which explains the black background and greentext. No... not that green text. I give pronouns based on sexual phenotype, not gender. don't like it? then by all means send me lots of hate mail. intp-a Gemini... not that my birthday actually says anything about my personality.

[ourafrica]

[ourafrica]

Imagine.

[poeticdarkbeauty-deactivated201]

WOW. I cant even. THIS THIS THIS.

[spikesandpearls]

THIS.

[starhowls-deactivated20151218]

Issac Newton was a poor farmboy who got sent to school by chance, because his father saved a nobleman’s life and the nobleman wanted to repay the favor by funding his son’s education.

[luminox12066]

Reblogging again because I DID NOT KNOW THAT. POINT FUCKING MADE.

[nintuba64]

Then they'd be smart enough for a scholarship.

[nintuba64]

Yu-Gi-Oh! Logic

Opponent: *sends out a weak monster and chuckles suspiciously*

Duelist & Friends: A weak monster on the first turn?!

Duelist's inner monologue: Why would [name] make that move? Could they be up to something?

Duelist: *ignores own inner monologue and sends out a stronger monster to attack*

Opponent: You've fallen for my trap!

Duelist: *shocked* Impossible!

[tettixicada-blog]

[minions420]

the guys who wrote this show were literally on so many drugs it’s unbelievable it ever aired on Cartoon Network

[nintuba64]

Introverts at a party

Introvert: where is that cat again *goes searching for cat*

Cat: im escaping the people

Introvert: this is why I need u cat

Cat: you are people

Introvert: come back

[pettyrevenge]

I gave my girlfriend my Netflix password while we were dating, and asked her nicely not to use it after we broke up. She continued to use it, so I waited until she was 2 seasons into Pretty Little Liars to change the password.

[ramenjesus-deactivated20121014]

[birdsandrocksandthings-deactiva]

I always wanted these to happen in real life

[ridiculously-dilettantish-deact]

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

[rinlockhart]

we need more!

[awkwardbirds]

[bonesnail]

Spongebob time cards are solid gold.

[lotrlocked]

This damn show was too much of an influence on my life as a child

[fymodernfamily]

[pawkitj]

best modern family scene ever

[rachel--duncan-deactivated20150]

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

[nintuba64]

The signs favorite instruments

Aries: tuba

Taurus: tuba

Gemini: tuba

Cancer: tuba

Leo: tuba

Virgo: tuba

Libra: tuba

Scorpio: tuba

Sagittarius: tuba

Capricorn: tuba

Aquarius: tuba

Pisces: tuba

[radicalanarchism]

ake a look at the top ten things the government can do that would land you in jail: Spying: You are considered a Peeping Tom if you spy on your neighbor, and if caught you’d go to jail or be sued. Citizens are also increasingly being arrested for filming police or public buildings under wiretapping charges of all things. Meanwhile, the government is using massive resources (paid for by tax slaves) to violate the Constitution to spy on everyone and everything with impunity. Insider Trading: Yes, you will serve jail time like Martha Stewart did for using marginally helpful insider trading information, but politicians voted themselves exempt from insider trading laws. It must be nice to be exempt from the peasant’s laws. Hacking: You will go to jail if you hack into someone’s cell phone or email account. The government, on the other hand, has legalized wiretapping and hacking to keep us safe. As they attempt to convince the public that nation-states and terrorists will engage in cyber attacks so that they can pass Internet control legislation, the U.S. and Israel are the only nations to publicly admit to attacking another nation with a computer virus. Kidnapping: Kidnappers are some of the most deplorable criminals in society, yet the government engages in organized kidnapping. Corrupt family courts stripping children from their parents for things like legal medical marijuana, or attending a protest, and the NDAA authorizing indefinite detention for “suspected” terrorists and “associated forces”, proves the government are kidnapping people. What would happen if you did the same thing? Stealing: Do you know that if you’re suspected of drug crimes, the authorities can confiscate your property? It’s called civil forfeiture and police departments make millions from this practice. And what happens if you don’t pay your property taxes? Extortion: Some call taxes a form of theft, which it is, but it’s more appropriate to call it extortion. It’s no different than paying protection money to your local mafia. Over one-third of your working life belongs to the mafia. But, hey, at least you’re a slave for only a third of the year, right? Counterfeiting: Between the Fed continuing to bail out failed banks to the tune of $83 billion per month and the fractional reserve banking system itself, the government via the Fed can print as much money as they want with no restrictions. It’s monopoly money, literally. Counterfeiting is a serious crime for anyone not sanctioned to do it. Even using competing currencies is against the law for regular citizens. Molestation: Try putting your hands on anyone in the same manner as the TSA does to men, women and children on a daily basis in airports – you’d wind up in jail for quite a while. TSA-inspired VIPR teams are now roaming public transportation, while attendees at sporting events are groped before game time. New York City has drawn attention for its special brand of “stop-and-frisk” which is a nice way of saying illegally detain, interrogate, molest, and don’t go to jail for it. Assault: Whether it is spraying protesters like bugs, acts of police brutality that populate YouTube all day long, or government-sponsored torture committed by agencies like the CIA, the government has proven more often than not to be above the law in every area of assault that would put a normal citizen in jail. Murder: In the real world, you or I cannot carry out a premeditated murder without going to jail for life. But this is exactly what is being done with drones, as “security officials” decide on Terror Tuesdays at the White House if the bulls-eye goes on your forehead or not. When a government can murder anyone, anywhere at anytime via secret kill lists, the concept of a government of, by, and for the people has been erased and replaced by tyranny. Anyone who believes the government is a force for good despite all of the evidence to the contrary should be considered part of the sleeping flock. That’s not to say that people who think the government “should” be a force for good are too far off. Yet, if power has proved anything, it’s that it devours and desires more power. We’ve now reached a point in society that Ayn Rand warned about: “We are fast approaching the stage of ultimate inversion: the stage where government is free to do as it pleases, while the citizens may act only by permission.”

Universal preferable behavior.  Something the government knows nothing about. 

[constablereggy]

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

[justmyflawedlogic-deactivated20]

[shmapey-deactivated20140329]

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

[ixnay-on-the-oddk]

Why do most things have to be promoted as sexy to be considered a good thing? “Confidence is sexy” “Eating healthy is sexy” “Being yourself is sexy”. Does my entire life and everything I do have to be based around making your genitals tingle? 

[nintuba64]

Yes.

[hornsnotfromfrance-deactivated2]

[ohsorryoh-blog]

this is straight up relationship goals

[flyingmemes]

[iraffiruse]

[redbloodedamerica]

Although the firearms were purchased legally, the San Bernardino shooters modified the guns in violation of California law.

I’ve heard several conflicting news stories about whether the weapons used in the San Bernardino attack were legally purchased, to imported, to straw purchased.  Any way you scratch it, they were still illegal in California.

That’s because criminals and murderers do not obey the law.  Get it through your thick skulls, people.

[thingstolovefor]

Words of wisdom from Sammy J. #Love it!

[gop-tea-pub]