Pizza will never betray you

Recommend bands to me! Currently listening to The Front Bottoms, Gerard Way, Tigers Jaw, Eskimeaux, and Modern Baseball. Pizza be with you, my child.

[solehimself]

[witchazel-deactivated20160707]

I’m at dinner and showed every single person at my table this

[bb-gayte]

@nippolasscage

[punlich]

Would it kill men to not casually be sexually predatory all the fucking time?

[gatesofperception-deactivated20]

i honestly think, Yes. Yall girls think its so easy, but forget the fundamental of humans. Men need to get it on so we can repopulate. Sure now we have brains to tell us better however at the end of the day instinct overpowers brains.

[punlich]

Spoken like a true rapist

[nippolasscage]

This is disgusting. "I'm smart enough to not rape, but that doesn't keep me from wanting to."

[drunkonschadenfreude]

The three times “fuck” was used on BoJack Horseman.

Once per season and always aimed at BoJack by friends whose trust he betrayed.

[godzillaftw]

[thetrippytrip]

Armed protesters have been waiting for Brock Turner to arrive at his parent’s home in Ohio, where the former Stanford University student-athlete is expected to live after serving three months for sexually assaulting an unconscious woman last year.

What’s ironic is this judge actually made his life worse with this sad sentence. He would have been just another anonymous rapist who could serve his 15ish years and come out and try to live a normal life. Now everyone will always remember him and hate him.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I love how condescending the headline is lmao

[artdecs]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[uguuvamere]

when u throw a pokeball and the pokemon smacks it away

[nippolasscage]

my dad was VERY emotional about the new tostinos pizza packaging.

[zackisontumblr]

they’ve found it…

the straight boys have found my youtube channel

[zackisontumblr]

he’s back

[nippolasscage]

what if your hair changed colors corresponding to what's going on in your life

[ethynoll]

it’s not nice to be not nice

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

tumblr is so funny bc u could have 20,000 followers but then only get 3 notes on some posts which is basically the equivalent of performing a song in front of a sold out arena and hearing like…2 people clapping and one weak cheer

[8a8y-moved]

[oatbee]

do it for yourself

[thatisnotahat]

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

[nicejewishguy]

psa if you have stock in apple

sell your stock in apple like right fucking now and then buy it when its low later today

[institute-for-thermal-research]

Who the fuck on this website owns stocks

[gorgonsach]

I wear mines on my feet