That's Pussy, Babes!

hi I’m molly and I barely use this anymore I’m sorry :(

[jerseyclown]

im trying to live a thog dont caare life but im starting to think that thog might caare. a little bit

[enki2]

[memewhore]

[deactivated-blog]

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

[bodyfeeling]

where did op go?

[kineticpenguin]

[ladyshinga]

touching grass is not enough i must psychically connect to a mushroom colony

[hopelesslyromanticchudail]

You know our society is fucked up when people seriously think being a criminal defense attorney is like. A moral evil. Like people seriously jump to “wow you defend murderers” as if the majority of “crime” that happens on a daily basis isn’t literally stuff like addicts being caught possessing drugs or homeless people being arrested for loitering or fucking poor women stealing food and clothes for their kids like… the average person is just one or two paychecks away from also being deemed a “criminal” by society but yeah sure you should definitely act like needing to be defended against the state makes you an automatically morally bad person

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

It's not a mistake that in popular police procedural dramas legal defense for the suspect is portrayed as comically evil and the viewer is lead to believe that criminal defense gets in the way of police helping people lol

[darkladynyara]

Also, defending the actually horrible and obviously guilty people is also a good thing. The ultimate purpose of defense attorneys is to force police and prosecutors to do their job properly. To make sure that they aren’t just grabbing a convenient scapegoat and railroading them into prison to pad their ‘cases closed’ and convictions stats. To make sure that ‘innocent until proven guilty’ actually fucking means something. If the worst of the worst don’t have basic rights, then none of us do.

[bbeelzemon]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[kiwisoap]

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

[wizardshark]

Being nice to someone you don't like is not manipulation btw it's being civil

[aflirtingaccident]

you know those posts where you see them and you know it's just a glimpse of the iceberg of discourse that the post is truly about

[wizardshark]

We have to destroy tiktok

[logarto]

threatening animals isn't funny

do you think I have any actual intention of carbombing a hamster ball

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Wet beast wednesday IF you even care

[tigerstyping]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[unicouniuni]

Uni.

[christopher575]

HEY LADIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH

[jimnutto-deactivated20230114]

[happyheidi]

stop glamorizing being a go-getter and start glamorize a bed nook !

[thecarltonbanksexperience]

the “mmm whatcha say” meme will literally be funny forever. it goes away for a while but reappears when you are least expecting it. it’s nearing a decade in age but it’s still hilarious, not even in an ironic way like a lot of memes are. it’s just truly funny. i love it. what a powerful meme.

[slangwang]

i disagree i find it stale and very unfunny

[thecarltonbanksexperience]

[thickness-protection-program]

If Tumblr pulls another crazy stunt like the porn ban we can't flock back to Twitter. Where are we going

[thickness-protection-program]

Some call it Heaven. Others call it Paradise. I call it Home.