In another world

Mai | she/they | 18+ | Art Tag: mai art ko-fi

[ciricearts]

harley is here!!

[niqhtd]

It's obviously a dog, Diana

Characters from @god-syndicate-if

[blignick]

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[importantcatpics]

[insomniac-arrest]

Tip: You can replace therapy with fifteen hour of unrealistic romantic fantasies daily. But watch out.

[loveridden1999]

everyday some part of my body is always hurting. i think i was evil in my last life

[maxxie-or-smth]

how does blood make u feel

hot and bothered next question

[dogdeerbones]

i am so . forgets what i was going to say and starts sobbing and banging my head against the wall

[laterkiss]

self diagnosed dead wife

[mintaii]

oh miss ivy 🥀

[taydaughter]

[deadelated]

just because you find someone attractive and they find you attractive doesn't mean you should have sex, It's more complicated than that. In some cases it means you should both be weird and avoid talking for as long as possible

[herbert-west]

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[greelin]

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

[hysteric-boy]

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can