[nishtakes]

feeling invincible

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[nishtakes]

[nishtakes]

you go away for a couple of days and come back to autoplaying loud ass ads that take you straight to playstore if you even breathe in their direction TF

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[van1llaskys]

[greelin]

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[nishtakes]

[nishtakes]

she's so 😭🫶🏾

[nishtakes]

🌉

[nishtakes]

aubrey a little bitch ass loser

[kosmogrl]

[stephexmachina]

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

[stephexmachina]

AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHER‼️

[caffeinefreedietbepis]

i 100% would have been diagnosed with hysteria back in the day