world's sluttiest absent father

he/him | 22 | AO3: hopeless_eccentric | ask me stuff about detectives | proud dad of Taylaurius Velox

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[remnantglow]

saw someone promote a book with a collage of out of context negative reviews recently, and i thought it'd be fun to do for some of the older lgbt sci-fi books i've read

[blackleatherjesster]

Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

[unalivejournal]

NO!!!! Characters accepting their sexuality will kill the patient.... She needs deep repression narratives to live

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[garland-on-thy-brow]

Porn With Bibliography

[crowley-stardust]

you are NOT immune to cunty little detective. at some point in your life your brain will be taken over by a fictional detective and there’s nothing you can do about it. it WILL happen to you. you might even end up transgender about it

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Vincent Price - Theatre of Blood (1973)

[apolladay]

Have you ever been to a celebrity's grave?

yes

no

Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

Define celebrity however you'd like.

[infectiouspiss]

dj physical therapist wants you to put your hands in the air !!!! now slowly lower them !!!!! now repeat 8-10 times !!!!! stretch those muscles !!!!

[brucespringsteencomments]

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[bryanmollett]

Yale, BC  2018

[muzzlesbian]

I hardly jeff the know ‘er