world's sluttiest absent father

he/him | 22 | AO3: hopeless_eccentric | ask me stuff about detectives | proud dad of Taylaurius Velox

[unalivejournal]

NO!!!! Characters accepting their sexuality will kill the patient.... She needs deep repression narratives to live

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[garland-on-thy-brow]

Porn With Bibliography

[crowley-stardust]

you are NOT immune to cunty little detective. at some point in your life your brain will be taken over by a fictional detective and there’s nothing you can do about it. it WILL happen to you. you might even end up transgender about it

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Vincent Price - Theatre of Blood (1973)

[apolladay]

Have you ever been to a celebrity's grave?

yes

no

Remaining time: 3 days 9 hours

Define celebrity however you'd like.

[infectiouspiss]

dj physical therapist wants you to put your hands in the air !!!! now slowly lower them !!!!! now repeat 8-10 times !!!!! stretch those muscles !!!!

[brucespringsteencomments]

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[bryanmollett]

Yale, BC  2018

[muzzlesbian]

I hardly jeff the know ‘er

[boeing747]

Bo Bartlett’s striking full body portraits

[polkadotmotmot]

Stephen Fox - Window To A Larger World, 2026 - Oil on canvas

[power-chords]

Sammy Davis Jr. taking a mirror selfie :)

[deepetch]

This is awesome on so many levels.

Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenter’s The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children’s animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.

[junkyardddog]

Oh my fucking god.

[queerkreep-deactivated20161009]

JESUS CHRIST

[sixthrock]

I’m still amazed at how they got a “noot noot” to sound so much like a “fuck you”