world's sluttiest absent father

seamus | he/him | 22 | AO3: hopeless_eccentric | ask me stuff about detectives | proud dad of Taylaurius Velox

[hopeless-eccentric]

intro post:

hi all! i thought since ive been gaining some followers with my disco elysium metas, i'd make a proper introductory post:

seamus - (he/him)

interests:

detectives of all shapes and sizes (my area of study is the hard-boiled era but my interest is broad)

pop culture (especially pulp fiction) of early-mid 1900s america

literary theory and criticism

disco elysium lately

muppets, occasionally!

fallout, periodically

tags:

seamus rambles: personal posts, unrelated to an interest or topic

seamus writes: usually either literary analysis or reference to original work. i havent written fic in a few years, but this world is full of possibility! my latest work was sins of the father, a radio play script deconstructing hard-boiled detective tropes

detective fiction: where i post all things detectives baby! usually related to analysis/theory & criticism

find me on ao3!

PLEASE feel free to send me a message or an ask about

my original fiction

the dave brandstetter or henry rios books (PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE-)

detectives of any kind

taylaurius velox I guess

saying hi!

[yikestm17]

Very funny that George Roy Hill shot a movie with Paul and Bob and was so obsessed with their chemistry that he just decided to put their asses in another scenario. Straight up AU for Butch and Sundance. Real fan behavior, if I had access to them I’d also trap them in an age gap fated lovers doomed yaoi cycle

[joelmccrea]

never not thinking about this btw

[sebsrainbowbicycle]

The Sting (1973)

[featuresofinterest]

holy shit

[passion-of-l0vers]

yknow kinda something special about the fact that i got a cut on my left hand ring finger while working on someone’s christmas present. that’s gonna leave a scar. every time i look at my ringfinger i’ll be reminded of it. the “wedding band” finger… kinda more intimate than marriage…

[passion-of-l0vers]

but also OUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHIIIIEEEEE

[passion-of-l0vers]

[passion-of-l0vers]

cut myself on the same finger while trying to cut a bagel…. idk how to romanticize this one guys

[bucketofcrows]

you have to fuck the bagel now

[passion-of-l0vers]

i have to fuck the bagel.

[civil-defense-system]

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

[triflingshadows]

from march, talking heads from fallout 1

[unionisedmanc]

Are you all going to come online and play perverts or what

[ueberdemnebelmeer]

TRUE DETECTIVE NIGHT COUNTRY | Part 4

[hopeless-eccentric]

god BLESS, season 4 of true detective finally has something really cognizant to say about policing. the whole show feels like it’s been circling the “we want to criticize policing” target, but this is the first one that at least hit it

[guiltfactory]

i like when they don't fuck because it leaves a big hollow sex-shaped cavity

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[mariemariemaria]

St Brigid's Crosses from the National Museum of Ireland Country Life collection

[robobee]

does anyone want to do thisbwith me

[senysti]

had to draw them

[kneesocks-hq]

Stephen King when his buddies got drafted

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them