The Undiscovered Country

Abandon all hope, dignity, and sense of appropriateness, ye who enter here. You most likely won't be needing those.

[immabitqueer]

Shitfuck, Colin is going to say "Hey Laszlo, guess what?" In casual conversation one day and Laszlo is going to have a fucking breakdown

[beansprean]

[ID: 1. Nandor sitting on a lone armchair on a vague green background, holding a book that is only open to the first page and staring blankly into the distance over the top of it. He thinks to himself, "Guillermo has not come to talk to me for a few days..." 2. Nandor hunches his shoulders and pulls the book up closer to his face, gaze intense on the pages as he forces himself to concentrate. He thinks, "I must increase my aloofness!!" /end ID]

After the finale, Nandor continues the search for two brain cells to rub together. How long do y'all think it will take him to notice djsjsksj

[harveyguillensource]

Harvey loves working with Kayvan 🥰🥹

[harveyguillensource]

Harvey shared some new pics from his glamorous night at the Emmys!

[fortheunhinged]

#When Nandor’s smile reaches his eyes >>>>>

[harveyguillensource]

Video of Harvey’s Behind the Shadows interview with Parisa Fakhri is up, featuring some behind the scenes photos!

[bicolumbo]

this guy stood unnoticed??

Motion Picture Magazine, October 1915

[ferociouslycreativemystery]

Guillermo has grown himself a sturdier spine every season and sure that can be explained by him finding out he's a slayer but personally I like to think that it's also due to the presence of the cameras. Like he used to be the only human in a house full of vampires who couldn't give less of a shit about him but then suddenly he's sat down and asked to speak his mind to an unseen audience whose reactions and sympathies he can imagine and suddenly he has an untold number of supporters and begins to assert himself while clearly thinking "yeah finally common sense gets its comeuppance" but of course he doesn't realise that he's actually just as insane as any of the others he just knows how modern society works so while he's under the impression that he's the lone warrior standing up for sanity in fact what we get to see is him going from passive derangement to active insanity and I think that's beautiful

[nitocrisss]

wait did nadja say nandor and laszlo have been bickering for about eighty years? what if that's when they moved into the house? and the reason is colin robinson? the "gas leak"? whatever's behind the basement wall??? tf do they have there, a dementors' nest? a portal to hell? oh shit

[xyle]

[1-800-horrorfilms]

Nandor saying stuff in 4x07

[nitocrisss]

guillermo. you have to understand. he is so stupid. listen to me. he is so so stupid. you cannot expect him to just. because he is dumb. guillermo i am begging you

[nitocrisss]

can't fathom why certified horsegirl nandor would be upset about being called a jabroni. for all he knows it's a cross between a jaguar, a bro, and a pony, what's not to like

[goldfangs]

I teach lesson about greed, desire, etc. by fucking with the wishes of my so-called masters. Anoop Desai as DJINN What We Do in the Shadows

[nadjasnandor]

s1 → s4

[bicolumbo]

Motion Picture Magazine, December 1914

[nicoleanell]

2.04 The Curse / 4.06 The Wedding

(a very very brave and strong vampire + his emotional support human)