ten minutes later I was sorry

But ten minutes later I was somewhere else. Chuck, 33, Canadian, he/him. Header by @barriga. I don't want to sound rude but you sad losers should go suck somewhere else

[normasshearer]

Joan Crawford in HUMORESQUE (1946) dir. Jean Negulesco

[hays-code-evader]

I love the oddly desperate tone of this ad. It feels like Universal is desperately trying to justify hiring Von Stroheim -- again!

[64mpg]

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

It is I, your nocturnal mutual

[creaturepeaches]

i hate it when i can tell my perception of a character is diminishing in real time because of fandom wank. like nooooo i want to maintain an objective relationship with the text but everyone is so annoying about you nooooo

[jethroq]

[meangreenspaceman]

man I sure love that character I wish the writers did too

[itwoodbeprefect]

bruce springsteen narrating kitchen safety instructions from the perspective of a frying pan:

[postmodernau]

it is i, your crepuscular mutual

[pjharvey]

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

[boydyke-rat]

Unironically garfield is kinda a fat liberation icon and I stand by that

[spider-shoes-archive]

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[furryprovocateur]

Customers[1] were a breed of animal hunted to extinction.[2] They were renowned for being stupid as all fuck[3] and annoying the shit out of me[4].

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[segamascott]

the average tumblr user's inherent inability to detect sarcasm facetiousness irony or just a regular old bit explains why booktok is nothing but books that read like "he walked into the room because he was going there. it was dark because it was night which is why he turned on a light. which is a metaphor"

[cybermanes]

Not now kitten daddy’s building a wildly incriminating digital footprint