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I hate haaaate all those stupid "what I make when im too lazy to cook" videos where this person cooks a full nutritious meal complete with vegetables they washed and prepped, meat they seasoned and seared, potatoes they boiled, etc. Stop making content

agnesmontague

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

stellarskyes

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

agnesmontague

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

chaifootsteps

sagacious-sdaughter

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

mattpresents

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

icantspellthings

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

helloitsbees

happy pride month to this post specifically

sebsketchs

sticker design for pride this year! 💞🏳️‍⚧️

mousegirlheart

can i make it any more obvious?

babyjanedough

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

isuckattechnology

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

teaboot

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

kyrstin

While the above comment is true re: using quotation marks for emphasis in lieu of better markers, that's not what the phrase "scare quotes" means. Scare quotes are quotation marks used to indicate sarcasm or irony. For example: Yeah, that guy kissing that other guy is "straight."

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dragon-in-a-fez

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

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there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

dragon-in-a-fez

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

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