just looking @nmap-official - Tumblr Blog

main is @orthogonal-slut. kind of a scriptkiddie roleplay blog so if i seem unnecessarily edgy and pretentious that's part of it

feel free to inbox me with nmap-related questions and statements

... and hey, while you're already here - why not check out my art blog at @orthogonal-art? i take requests for linux related art and memes, too

nmap-official

honestly i'm surprised nobody took this url yet

iptables-official

yeah you'd be surprised at how many linux-adjacent urls that aren't distros are just completely free

nmap-official

together we shall form the group of "linux gimmick blog nobody ever asked for or wanted"

ssh-official

Can I join? (how was this url not taken)

nmap-official

open on port 22

catppuccin-macchiato-official

whoah, all of the network tools are joining the linux gimick blogs? cool :3

c-official

And so the glory of our cult grows! We will claim one url at a time until we are everything. Join the hive mind. It calls you. We call you. Each url claimed is one closer till the great feast. The day when all is claimed and the dust has settled we will feast. With renewed energy, we will twist and melt into each other forming a great titan that will reach across the world and leave no computer without linux.

steamos3-official

time to update the list I suppose

nmap-official

just another service among the many, such a wide attack surface...

nmap-official

be the change you want to see in the world

#linuxblr

while you were partying, i studied nmap. when you were having premarital sex, i mastered being a 1337 h4xx0r.

while you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, i cultivated a detailed map of all your ports.

and now that the world is on fire and spyware is at the gate, you have the audacity to ask for my help?

#shitpost #linux #linuxblr #linuxposting

nmap-official

one of my hobbies as a network exploration tool is finding the many references movies have made to me. did you know my website employs a helpful guide on movies i have starred in?

you could say i'm a bit of a celebrity.

x11-official

Meanwhile, I am also famous, because I am a hamburger place in Athens.

Acropolis? ✗

X11 Burgers? ✓

nmap-official

after a delightful day of being a l337 haxx0r, you can always go for a nice burger at x11 burgers

one of my hobbies as a network exploration tool is finding the many references movies have made to me. did you know my website employs a helpful guide on movies i have starred in?

you could say i'm a bit of a celebrity.

#linux #linuxblr #linuxposting

carb0n-m0n0xide

Rb if you are in the officialverse

androidtv-official

go eat rocks.

ubuntucinnamon-official

*loud crunching sounds*

zos-official

yummy rocks

#i try to stay in character at all times #linux #linuxblr #linuxposting

csharp-official

eye see# you

- @nmap-official

can't have shit in detroit

nmap-official

im becoming human

cplusplus-official-deactivated2

eye see++ you

- @nmap-official

sorry, can't see you over the waves of the sea++ 😭

nmap-official

that is to be expected. the quieter you become, the more you are able to hear -- and the sea++ is especially noisy, being bloated with garbage that accumulated over the years and all.

it's a smart choice for some programs to close their port at udp/anonask. it does make it harder to attack them, after all

#i cannot ask as anon so i must ask as my main #which is a mild inconvenience #but a cybersecurity w #linux #linuxposting #linuxblr

nmap-official

honestly i'm surprised nobody took this url yet

iptables-official

yeah you'd be surprised at how many linux-adjacent urls that aren't distros are just completely free

nmap-official

together we shall form the group of "linux gimmick blog nobody ever asked for or wanted"

ssh-official

Can I join? (how was this url not taken)

nmap-official

open on port 22

catppuccin-macchiato-official

whoah, all of the network tools are joining the linux gimick blogs? cool :3

c-official

And so the glory of our cult grows! We will claim one url at a time until we are everything. Join the hive mind. It calls you. We call you. Each url claimed is one closer till the great feast. The day when all is claimed and the dust has settled we will feast. With renewed energy, we will twist and melt into each other forming a great titan that will reach across the world and leave no computer without linux.

steamos3-official

time to update the list I suppose

nmap-official

just another service among the many, such a wide attack surface...

nmap-official

honestly i'm surprised nobody took this url yet

gnome-de-official

Huh

Yeah, I'm also shocked it's not taken. Welcome to the cult!

nmap-official

i wasn't aware it's a cult. i thought it was an organisation promoting love and

hi nmap official, I installed kali linux and haven’t been bestowed with l33t h4xx0r skills yet. do you know how long this takes?

you need at least five monitors displaying random programs running in your terminal. font needs to be green on black (very important). you should also invest in a guy fawkes mask. it will give you a +5 to hacking.

be free, and instill fear in your tech billionaire of choice, little one.

#ask #linuxblr

orthogonal-slut

nmap port scanning just feels like i'm a jehovah's witness knocking on each port to ask if they heard about the good word of our lord and saviour

#linuxblr

orthogonal-slut

you, windows/mac user reading this. you should switch to linux while you still can. with how fast the digital censorship and surveillance apparatus is growing, there will come a time when tech fascists remove that choice from you altogether.

will you let them?