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I've been thinking about how Epona's only response to Wolf Link is always "please turn human again". She's DESPERATE.

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Possibly the first time I draw wolf Link?
I've been thinking about how Epona's only response to Wolf Link is always "please turn human again". She's DESPERATE.
would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?
I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it
also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever
My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.
People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.
Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??
Had to submit it to the tags for peer review
I know a woman with 2 first names, whose last name growing up was Chapman. She married a man whose last name was Chapman. So her name is Something Someone Chapman Chapman.
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couldn’t leave this in the tags
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Why yes, I do see a certain number of similarities between end-game Groose and Sidon, why do you ask?
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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy
Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE
Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted
Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative
Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying
*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...
Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene
it was not on wheat...
i think we need copyright reform. currently most works are protected by copyright for the life of the author plus 70 years. here are my two proposals.
18 years. this is enough time for the work to grow to adulthood and begin to care for itself
life of the author + zero years. i like this one because it encourages you to kill people
“If they wanted too, they would” wrong. I have executive dysfunction. go fuck yourself
“If they’re not showing you effort, they’re not interested” bro I can barely show interest in my own hobbies. get down off your pedestal a moment
im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point
"this story is misogynistic!!"
>looks inside
>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad
can't stop thinking about how hysterical project hail mary would be from rocky's pov when you consider that, by eridian standards, basic human functioning is simultaneously an incredibly hostile and violently perverted body horror fetish nightmare. imagine you make first contact with an alien and it's an apex predator with an obscene number of orifices, made up mostly of toxic substances that it oozes constantly from said orifices, thrives in an unforgivingly cold and suffocating atmosphere, is highly motivated by searching for its next meal + consumes its food publicly in violation of your society's main taboo, and is capable of rapidly transitioning from vulnerable in sleep to alert and in full possession of its faculties at the slightest change in stimuli. grace is in a heartwarming scifi buddy comedy and meanwhile rocky is bonded with and planning on bringing home his species' equivalent of the xenomorph.
POV you're welcoming home your planet's heroic saviours
I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song

HEY! Do you have TOO MUCH ZUCCHINI?
Of course you do, if you planted any.
You should TURN THEM INTO PICKLES.
This recipe is adapted from here, and by adapted I mean "I am giving you more instructions, DO NOT change canning recipes except to change the spices."
16 cups fresh zucchini, THINLY sliced
4 cups onions, thinly sliced
1/2 cup canning or pickling salt
4 cups apple cider vinegar (5%)
2 cups sugar
4 tbsp mustard seed
2 tbsp celery seed
2 tsp ground turmeric
Note: you can adjust this recipe proportionally and not affect anything. Got 8 cups? Cut it in half.
First up: SLICE YOUR VEGETABLES VERY THINLY. Use a mandoline. You will thank me. These are best used in small amounts, and a huge bite of a thick slice of pickled zucchini isn't very good.
If you aren't good at canning, you can make a small batch and it will keep in the fridge for a couple of weeks, but honestly, you can absolutely can things if you can carefully follow instructions! Don't be scared! Just follow the steps and don't cut corners.
Start by reading this and this.
Put the zucchini, onions and salt in a large bowl or clean plastic tub, cover with an inch of water, and leave for 2 hours.
This is a great time to set up your work area, get you washed jars (this recipe makes 8 - 9 pints) into a pot of warm water on medium heat on the stove, etc. (You don't want to put hot food into cold jars.) Once you get started on the next step, things happen fast, so get it all ready now.
Drain fully.
Combine vinegar, sugar, and spices. Bring to a boil and add zucchini and onions.
Simmer for 5 minutes. Stir frequently.
Do each jar separately from start to finish:
Fill pint or half pint jars with pickle mixture and brine.
Go around the inside of each jar with your bubble popper and leave a half inch of head space at the top.
Wipe the rim of the jar with a damp, clean paper towel.
Put the flat part of the lid on the jar.
Put the ring part of the lid on. You must be able to reopen the jar using only your fingertips. Don't tighten the lid more than that.
Put the jar into your canning pot, on a canning rack. Do not put jars right on the bottom of the pot.
Move on to the next jar.
Make sure that there is at least an inch of water above the lid of the tallest jar.
If you have less than a full jar left over, put a lid on it and stick it in the fridge.
When you are done, turn the heat up on the canning pot. Start your processing timer when the water reaches a rolling boil.
Process according to time below. Try one of the pickles from the jar you put in the fridge.
Start your cleanup now, because you won't want to do it afterwards.
Turn off the heat.
Leave the jars to sit for 10 minutes. Drink some water.
Lift the jars straight up out of the water using a jar lifter and set onto a folded towel to avoid temperature shock.
Resist the urge to tip the water off the top. They need to stay upright.
Let that big pot of very hot water cool down before you try to empty it. Don't burn yourself.
Leave the jars alone for 24h and then tap the lids with a spoon to test the seals. If they "thunk" you can reprocess them once, or just put them into the fridge.
Take the rings off the lids. DO NOT store canned food with the rings on!
PROCESSING TIME BY ELEVATION
0 - 1,000 ft — 10 minutes
1,001 - 6,000 ft — 15 minutes
Above 6,000 ft — 20 minutes
Now, take a couple of those pickles, pile them on a fat slice of fresh mozzarella, put a cherry tomato on top, and shove the whole thing in your mouth.
You're welcome.
As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??
Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there's a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it's not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance
now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. I’m not complaining. Miss Piggy what’s your secret to ageing so graciously
It's not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.
Like that one time they couldn't figure out why Kermit's audio was so garbage... then realized they'd put the mic on him instead of the performer.
this has been a very longstanding issue - before the muppet show was even a thing some muppets appeared in commercials, such as rolf the dog they had a continual problem where when people directing/shooting the dogfood commercial would give dirrection to rolf that they would be speaking to the muppet, to which rolf REPEATEDLY had to tell them ‘i cant hear you, you have to talk to him’ and point at the performer underneath him rolf is one of the most embarrassing muppets to need this direction as the performer is this, damn, obvious when not on camera
‘sir, i am a bathroom mat, the man you need to talk to is back there’
I did an interview with Gonzo one time, and when I got into the Zoom call, it was the actor on screen trying to figure out his audio. And then once he did, he went like “OKAY!” and then just like dove to the floor and it was Gonzo and there was never a moment when I doubted that the dude was just Gonzo’s tech guy
When Danny Trejo mother passed, when Kermit the frog offered his sympathy, Danny broke down and hugged the Muppet, not the puppeteer.
Muppets are people.
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